azhdrake: Have you been repeatedly accused of being years younger then you are because young fuckers on discord don't talk to enough actual adults to know what we sound like? Go to BALLS.COM. It will not solve this problem, but then you'll at least be having this problem at BALLS.COM
toothpastecanyon: game is down 😔 0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,, 0rigamidragon: Are you saying that you’re **witnessing** a game down? hatkirby: :cloudcycle: hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo: hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness 0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
hatkirby: In oracle of seasons I got this egg and then I bumped into a witch and she was like "that's one of those eggs that's popular with girls right now! You're a boy! You don't need that! I'll take it and give you a doll in exchange" hatkirby: Lot to unpack there hatkirby: Glad she called me a boy though :owo: j._a._m.: AMBW (assigned male by witch) hatkirby: Fuck yeah rindomness: assigned male by witch stealing your egg... j._a._m.: AMBWSYE hatkirby: She cracked my egg j._a._m.: Lmao rindomness: jfldsjfl
azhdrake: Ah yes my favorite part of TAU; that bit when there's direct to mouth ovulation. toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfncck hatkirby: Lrheoysldlhdlh toothpastecanyon: Oh no star bees is getting quiplash points too hatkirby: Bees you and I have probably read more of the tau blog than anyone else so we would know hatkirby: We would know that that's true obviously toothpastecanyon: It’s as common a trope in TAU as people doing first aid on Danny phantom!! hatkirby: 🙏 hatkirby: Poor Danny hatkirby: Tooth get over here I need to put gauze on your arm toothpastecanyon: Honestly no poor Danny!! Set ur own broken bones snowflake!!!!
eka_caesium: Can you push a mysterious crystal into the anti-mass spectrometer azhdrake: Um. Hey I have just enough memories of my science degree to have a question or two about that sentence toothpastecanyon: We are asking the questions here!! eka_caesium: XD eka_caesium: That's literally what it's called in the game eka_caesium: But yeah like Tooth said don't ask questions!!!!!!! eka_caesium: Nothing bad will happen!!! azhdrake: Ignoring the "anti" part of this mass spectrometer, how large is this sample you're analyzing here? toothpastecanyon: Absolutely ginormous azhdrake: Yeah I don't think that's going to ionize well? toothpastecanyon: Why do we want it to unionize? eka_caesium: Ummm I'd say it was about cat sized hatkirby: two grams eka_caesium: https://combineoverwiki.net/images/0/0c/C1a0e_beam03.jpg azhdrake: Because an injury to one is an injury to all! eka_caesium: bottom right corner toothpastecanyon: It’s somewhere in between these answers eka_caesium: Uh huh azhdrake: That's... an unconventional looking spectrometer. hatkirby: i think that's a balls exploder hatkirby: i remember it from 2013 azhdrake: I'm not sure how you're planning on getting good analysis with the sampler open to the air like that toothpastecanyon: the end of balls.com... eka_caesium: Yeah also they used it for exploding balls eka_caesium: Recreationally azhdrake: The gas composition within the spectrometer does need to be pretty carefully controlled... toothpastecanyon: eh I think you can wing it azhdrake: And to *recreationally* explode balls in company equipment is a gross misuse of resources azhdrake: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to explode balls with an anti-mass spectrometer? toothpastecanyon: it's about 2 dollars I think eka_caesium: Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I explode balls on company time hatkirby: bees we get it, you read the entire 400 page osha regulations about balls azhdrake: See this is why we need to unionize it eka_caesium: Hmmmmm eka_caesium: Seems like that might get in the way of causing a resonance cascade eka_caesium: Gordon probably wouldn't be allowed to stand right next to the anti-mass spectrometer anymore toothpastecanyon: 😔 azhdrake: Also I feel the need to point out that the OSHA regulation about balls would not be concerned with misused resources and how much you're costing your employer it would only care about if the balls being exploded belonged to a worker.
hatkirby: yalls hatkirby: i woke up this morning to a kudos on one of my fics hatkirby: but specifically a fic that i wrote nine years ago and which did not have any kudos until this morning toothpastecanyon: wow azhdrake: Damn hatkirby: literally the rarest of all kudos and it sent a chill through my body because it's the slash fic i wrote about my algorithms professors as a joke toothpastecanyon: omg hatkirby: who tf is going on ao3 and searching for the ceo of duolingo azhdrake: Rxtcfugibijobc gasmasque: People did ship the duolingo owl and Hooty so I’m not surprised hatkirby: yeah but like at least those are characters... who was like um luis von ahn, the man the myth the legend? i wanna see if he can get laid gasmasque: “Hmm, I wonder what the duolingo fandom has in store. Oh my, there’s some excellent ships here!” azhdrake: Big questions from the guy who was like "I'm going to write about this man getting laid" hatkirby: :blobfree: hatkirby: assassinate me why not hatkirby: it was mostly an excuse to write computer science jokes azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Then parish
