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azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now
azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up
toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent
azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth?
azhdrake: Are you in pain at all?
eka_caesium: I'm in pain
eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow
toothpastecanyon: :blobsob:
azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka
eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method
toothpastecanyon: yes
azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
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toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: Rip
toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp:
hatkirby: Malted dancing time
hatkirby: Ok
hatkirby: I topped naked
hatkirby: TYPED
toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF
hatkirby: AAAAAAA
toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one
azhdrake: > I topped naked
azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things
hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
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hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this
hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"]
hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis
toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm
hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D
hatkirby: C4 on my Cock
j._a._m.: Ex
j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus
hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty
toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh
hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons)
j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples
hatkirby: Lghslysydlh
toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom
hatkirby: Black powder on my balls
toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn
j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped
hatkirby: Hi Margaret
j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot)
hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus
j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
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toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep
azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh
azhdrake: <- completely believes this
toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot
swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself....
toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo:
swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth!
swbookworm: i'm book!
toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!!
swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean?
swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo:
swbookworm: on purpose and all
toothpastecanyon: **no…**
toothpastecanyon: Hey!!
toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun:
azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book?
swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine
swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all
azhdrake: This is true
toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3
azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
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hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one)
azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those
hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have)
azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag
tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy...
hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years
azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
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rever: in a vc
rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like
rever: hatkirby: male pipe?
newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug:
hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed
hatkirby: XD
rever: ??????
newsoupvi: :KEKW:
rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD"
hatkirby: >:3
scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound
rever: euhkjdsaf
rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark
newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound
newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM
hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh
rever: :dr_sob:
hatkirby: that is an insane packer
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hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me
hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists
hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens
hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny
hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE??
toothpastecanyon: Oh
toothpastecanyon: Omg
hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head!
hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die
hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for!
toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry:
hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check?
hatkirby: No lmao
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abgkiwi: just because everyone except icely sam brenton deus and kirbs equates to brendan chris me glitch and you doesn't mean it's half of the old testers even when it does
hatkirby: oh phew i thought you were calling me old
abgkiwi: aren't you younger than me idr
hatkirby: really? I wouldn't have thought that
brentonw: pretty sure kiwi is younger
hatkirby: i'm gonna be 30 next year
abgkiwi: idk for some reason i just assumed kirbs was like 23
abgkiwi: *oh i'm a bit off*
hatkirby: Lol
brentonw: kirbs has a young soul 🙂
hatkirby: :owo:
hatkirby: Yeah ok in another server there were a bunch of people who did not believe me when I said how old I was because I have a picrew avatar
hatkirby: Like what
abgkiwi: i used to have a picrew avatar but almost none of them have haircuts anything like mine
abgkiwi: so i kinda dipped
abgkiwi: also about 2 of them have facial hair options
hatkirby: I only recently got a haircut like this guy
abgkiwi: there's no intersect lol
hatkirby: but I'm lovin it
abgkiwi: floofty hair
hatkirby: Short floofty hair
abgkiwi: tousleable
hatkirby: only after i score the winning goal at my soccer game
hatkirby: ^ not a real thing
abgkiwi: or create a nice drawing to be put on the fridge
hatkirby: i drew a kirby!
abgkiwi: (the two genders: scoring in soccer and nice drawings on the fridge)
hatkirby: so true bestie
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toothpastecanyon: I went dressed like I was going to a business meeting
pallasvoid: Yeah!!!!
gasmasque: Such a fancy wee lad
toothpastecanyon: Speaking of wee star took this photo and I’m laughing at how small I look fjfnfnf
gasmasque: Lol
azhdrake: A small and fancy man
hatkirby: I should've knelt down and taken one
toothpastecanyon: You really shouldn’t have
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hatkirby: It was- it was about the primer post, remember?
toothpastecanyon: The what?
hatkirby: The fic rec list.
toothpastecanyon: Oh. The *pr-eye-mer*?
hatkirby: Yeah! It's pronounced primmer.
toothpastecanyon: Huh. I always thought it was pr-eye-mer. Because it primes you.
hatkirby: That makes sense! It's primmer though.
epstmlgy: primmer is correct.
epstmlgy: Actually, pr-eye-mer is the UK pronunciation.
toothpastecanyon: This is worse than if I was wrong.