newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly scipio: Are you a pinball newsoupvi: Yes
toothpastecanyon: farewell 25% deathless!! hatkirby: yeah i got one room farther yesterday gasmasque: :blobaww: hatkirby: i was so surprised that i stopped paying attention and immediately died
azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth? azhdrake: Are you in pain at all? eka_caesium: I'm in pain eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method toothpastecanyon: yes azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats! scipiowright: tunc rever: tunc hatkirby: this is an anagram rever: NO hatkirby: :P scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right espeon2718: noooooooooo hatkirby: klhgkfdg scipiowright: live on camera hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq scipiowright: silent has to back me up silentdestroyer: tunc rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling] scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer
hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE?? toothpastecanyon: Oh toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head! hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for! toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry: hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check? hatkirby: No lmao