hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um. hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw??? hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening?????????????? toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry toothpastecanyon: omg swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!! tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??
esoteric_merit: I would like to curse every academic who uses "∗" instead of "*" in their code for "readability" purposes. esoteric_merit: Does anyone have anything sufficiently powerful for this purpose? hatkirby: here, take this enchanted orb that was recovered from beneath the volcanic ash resting on the earth's surface for over 1000 years esoteric_merit: I was thinking more along the lines of "may every right sock go missing", or "may it always start raining 5 minutes after you decide to brave it", or perhaps "may you papercut yourself at least once a day", but yeah, sure, that'll work too. hatkirby: oh yeah the orb's real good at the sock thing
newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals] exempt_medic: YES hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm hatkirby: Insane hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?! exempt_medic: Wow, TIL hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel exempt_medic: The ship, no? hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs hatkirby: Yes scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it] seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention newsoupvi: :sad: hatkirby: Lmao hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven. newsoupvi: Listen newsoupvi: I will never forget newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report hatkirby: NOOO hatkirby: Gkskgsks newsoupvi: So true hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal. newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug: newsoupvi: There is nothing newsoupvi: that you can say newsoupvi: It's too late hatkirby: :blobfree: