hatkirby: ✨ exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice" hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice hatkirby: so that's just a given exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice newsoupvi: Yes newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs
hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
hatkirby: it's tired of waiting hatkirby: you must fill the void hatkirby: i swear i don't mean this in a sexual way even though it's me saying it hatkirby: i just mean like lol... yknow like, getting consumed by the emptiness within you, letting that void stretch and envelope everything you've got piece by piece until you have nothing else and it still yearns for more toothpastecanyon: :owo: toothpastecanyon: oh yes I love that azhdrake: And also you should shove a dick in there hatkirby: well if I throw myself in, i'll do it dick first, are you happy hatkirby: cause i am 🥰
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share gasmasque: :penis: hatkirby: :penis: toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think hatkirby: perhaps agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here hatkirby: Intrigued toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life. hatkirby: I love you bees azhdrake: Love you too Star
hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too hatkirby: If only 😩 hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do ! hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand. toothpastecanyon: 😔 toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf pallasvoid: STAR hatkirby: hi void
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
hatkirby: I never liked the aro flag when I was identifying that way because I don't really like the color green azhdrake: The real reason you converted to homosexuality hatkirby: it's true. you got me. green is not a creative color so i'm spreading my cheeks