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hatkirby: what if people didn’t associate love with the heart? what if they were like oh harold i love you with all of my spleen :blobaww:
pallasvoid: akdjghdkjfh
pallasvoid: I love you with both of my kidneys
hatkirby: my small intestine is digesting so much when i am with you
toothpastecanyon: I love you so much star my eyes explode every time they see you
hatkirby: khgdshkfgkjgkj
pallasvoid: askdjghlakjsgh
hatkirby: nonhuman creature love
pallasvoid: exactly yes
azhdrake: I feel like there are definitely cultures that have associated gonads with love before
azhdrake: I don't feel like googling it but it's like. Right there
pallasvoid: i mean..... implying our culture kinda doesn't lol
hatkirby: my balls create sperm at a frantic rate whenever you are near
azhdrake: I mean we do but not the same way as the heart?
hatkirby: Yeah that’s kind of an obvious one
azhdrake: We have the weird taboo about it which most cultures historically haven't had.
hatkirby: i ovulate every time we touch
rindomness: Morning, what am I reading
hatkirby: hello rin!
azhdrake: Welcome to the 18+ chat!!!!
azhdrake: Sometimes we talk about gonads!!!
azhdrake: Mostly we don't though
hatkirby: i swear we do not usually talk about gonads
rindomness: Hfhfkfhfkd
doomsdayfairy: hmm this sure is... a conversation
pallasvoid: asdlghkadjfg
pallasvoid: yeah this is an unusual one for the 18+ chat, ironically
azhdrake: Aw yeah.... I made it weird.
hatkirby: spermatogenesis jail for you
doomsdayfairy: personally I store my love in the guts
toothpastecanyon: Guys!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Guts!!!!
azhdrake: God googling things and
hatkirby: My liver cleaves off a little bit of the prodrug part of lisdexamfetamine whenever we kiss, allowing some adderall to enter into my bloodstream and treat my adhd 🥰
azhdrake: RIP to you but I'm different
pallasvoid: same Bees
doomsdayfairy: oof
azhdrake: Star I love you
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hatkirby: hello!
rindomness: hi hi!
gasmasque: Howdy
hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat!
azhdrake: Hello!
hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal"
rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he
gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me
azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should
hatkirby: That's what I mean lol
azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan
azhdrake: So like
hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore
rindomness: it can be both!
azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing
hatkirby: It can be both! switch off
azhdrake: Dork
hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes
rindomness: that is true
hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though
azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud
hatkirby: oh!
hatkirby: that makes sense
gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time
gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults
hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
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hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends
hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol
hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon!
hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS*****
avespecora: :blobamused:
avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf
hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn
hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL
hatkirby: Good for you avie
avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj
avespecora: that's an amazing typo
avespecora: A++++
hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea
hatkirby: BEASTS
avespecora: LMAAAOOO
avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB
hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time
avespecora: Good for ur phone
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hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461
tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet
hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented]
tinylittlegremlin: :owo:
tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever
tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm
hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man!
tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee
hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation
tinylittlegremlin: (reb)
tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...!
tinylittlegremlin: :smugne:
hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation
hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system]
tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out!
hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing?
tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be!
hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out!
tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see
hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes
tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine
tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth )
hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours]
tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]
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hatkirby: doggo need sleep!
hatkirby: also klfdshakjflasdfah thats awesome
justdogs: :D
justdogs: ikr
justdogs: but staaar
justdogs: memes!
hatkirby: let your memes be dreams!
toothpastecanyon: DREAM THE MEME
justdogs: i
toothpastecanyon: THEN MEME THE DREAM
hatkirby: impossible to argue with that
justdogs: want that on my gravestone
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hatkirby: did i smash a cursed harddrive with a hammer once or was that something i saw in a tv show
dugamar: no idea but either way yes good
justdogs: both perhaps
hatkirby: lol. i *think* i did do that. but i'm not sure what would've been on it that i wanted to destroy so muCH ACTUALLY I REMEMBER NOW YES I DID DO THIS
hatkirby: my friend had a hard drive filled with chatlogs between her and her horrible abusive ex so we went out in the middle of the night in a valley behind one of the academic buildings and we took turns smashing the hard drive with a hammer
toothpastecanyon: oh YES SMASH IT
dugamar: YELL YEAH
justdogs: !!!!!!
hatkirby: it turns out destroying objects is fun actually
toothpastecanyon: yesss
toothpastecanyon: is a good demon instinct
toothpastecanyon: wait hwat
hatkirby: :q_hereicome:
hatkirby: wait
hatkirby: but i'm a normal everyday human
hatkirby: and some of my teeth i grew myself
toothpastecanyon: yes!! ooo
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tinylittlegremlin: ....i rlly need to read noie but i feel like its going to be bad for my blood pressure
aba_daba_do: It will be.
toothpastecanyon: :blobmelt:
tinylittlegremlin: (jk jk its gonna be TERRIBLE for my rage)
toothpastecanyon: abaaa
toothpastecanyon: u are too nic
tinylittlegremlin: lmao
tinylittlegremlin: just out n says it huh
hatkirby: noie is so good and you will want to chew through concrete
tinylittlegremlin: hmmmmmm
tinylittlegremlin: that both attracts AND repulses me
toothpastecanyon: you def don't have to read
toothpastecanyon: 💙
aba_daba_do: All of my friends make good fic and now I exclusively eat concrete
tinylittlegremlin: i will someday for sure
hatkirby: FHJiuhsodfj
tinylittlegremlin: lmao
hatkirby: im chortling
tinylittlegremlin: that cant be good for ur stomach aba
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rekipstar0258: if u have a startling enough alarm u start the day VERY AWAKE
tinylittlegremlin: (me today-the alarm thing)
rekipstar0258: i mean my alarm is v startling and i frequently awaken in confusion and panic of why ppl are yelling its quite effective
seawhawha: :/ i have to change my alarm fairly regularly cause i adapt to them and just sleep through them
rekipstar0258: ye i had one that was just BEEP BEEP BEEP and i adapted enough to hit snooze without waking up
seawhawha: my adaption is literally just not even noticing it anymore while unconscious
revya: You just have to set the most annoying thing you can think of as the alarm
revya: I’ve had the dave strider rapping one for like 6 years now and just the opening notes are enough to rage-punt me awake at this point
revya: You need to go on a quest to discover the true meaning of loathing is what I’m saying
revya: A BEEP BEEP is impersonal
revya: Businesslike
revya: But on the other hand you set, I dunno, the Barbie song and it instantaneously summons up the repressed memories of years of receiving dolls from elderly family members who couldn’t be bothered to make it on your birthday, didn’t know you didn’t care for them or even what age you were, the way the dolls stared w judgement as you played w your stuffed animals, your legos, and Toy Story taught you to beware their wrath, and someday you knew *you knew*
revya: They would *get* you
revya: So you got them first and your parents blamed you for the mess, can you believe? It was self defense, you say
rekipstar0258: are you ok grey
tinylittlegremlin: ... Grey r u ok
tinylittlegremlin: Do u need to talk
revya: No
tinylittlegremlin: I feel that tho a BEEP BEEP is very impersonal
tinylittlegremlin: And rage is a good motivator
tinylittlegremlin: Pfft
tinylittlegremlin: Ok im still in class
tinylittlegremlin: And this is hilarious
tinylittlegremlin: "just faceplant clip tru the floor"
revya: All I’m saying is, if you don’t want to choke your alarm to death every morning, if you don’t awake w the burning desire to see the life leave its eyes as you throttle it
revya: Then it’s not doing its job
seawhawha: i havnt found anything that can draw that feeling out of me
revya: How do you get through the day w/o hatred and spite, sounds hard
seawhawha: im just not the type of person to hate much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tinylittlegremlin: I do it by being cheerfully optimistic!
tinylittlegremlin: Its better for ur heart
revya: Sounds fake but ok
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dugamar: Reminder: azula was 14
toothpastecanyon: I fkin love azula
justdogs: i wish i was that awesome at 14
toothpastecanyon: ikr
dugamar: I wish I committed that much casual murder when I was 14
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hatkirby: if you want i can link you to a little guide i wrote for tagging tau fic on ao3
biplet: I have not but I think I know how to tag it. Alternate universe - transcendence right?
hatkirby: yep!!
biplet: Sweet
biplet: I write so much linked universe that I have to tag AUs all the time lol
hatkirby: oh lol yeah that makes sense
hatkirby: 👍
biplet: Which reminds me I need to update my lu fic oops
biplet: I was on a roll of every two weeks and then school started
hatkirby: oof yeah real life is a thing
hatkirby: i hope you can continue working on ur hobbies in a way that is satisfying to you!
biplet: Every chapter focuses on a different characters view of Wild and I have two characters left lol
biplet: Sorry I shall stop my rambles
toothpastecanyon: no no!
Ghost-cat: No, no
Ghost-cat: Don't stop
Ghost-cat: I am listening
toothpastecanyon: RAMBLE RAMBLE
toothpastecanyon: ^^^
Ghost-cat: and "i hope you can continue working on ur hobbies in a way that is satisfying to you!" is certainly one good wish
hatkirby: i'm cool and i say cool things
Ghost-cat: yes you are star