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hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did
azhdrake: Like. The blood pump?
hatkirby: yeah
hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate
hatkirby: a lot of time
azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did
hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did
azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it"
toothpastecanyon: Pffft
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day
azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
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toothpastecanyon: Dipper got noodle arms but he will crush you so hard your matter will collapse into a black hole
hatkirby: ok
hatkirby: i'm ready
#565 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: Hey void
pallasvoid: star!
hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind
hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot
hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask
pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg
pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy
hatkirby: :sunglarp:
hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔
pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
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hatkirby: i just ate a pickle and it was so good
avespecora: mmmmmmmmm pickles.....
avespecora: maybe i will go eat a pickle as well....
hatkirby: do it do it do it do it
avespecora: oh.....
avespecora: we have no pickles....
avespecora: 😭
hatkirby: oh NO
hatkirby: i'm going to purchase and learn how to play a violin so i can play a song that adequately describes this moment
avespecora: ashfdkfbjffjdkfd
azhdrake: alfjia;owifeja;wlfo
azhdrake: I'm sure that's the only reason that Star "Alcor Kinnie Extraordinaire" TAUchat is going to learn the violin.
hatkirby: jkhsdfkjdshfk
hatkirby: i'm being murdered
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hatkirby: hello!
rindomness: hi hi!
gasmasque: Howdy
hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat!
azhdrake: Hello!
hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal"
rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he
gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me
azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should
hatkirby: That's what I mean lol
azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan
azhdrake: So like
hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore
rindomness: it can be both!
azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing
hatkirby: It can be both! switch off
azhdrake: Dork
hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes
rindomness: that is true
hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though
azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud
hatkirby: oh!
hatkirby: that makes sense
gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time
gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults
hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
#569 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends
hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol
hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon!
hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS*****
avespecora: :blobamused:
avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf
hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn
hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL
hatkirby: Good for you avie
avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj
avespecora: that's an amazing typo
avespecora: A++++
hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea
hatkirby: BEASTS
avespecora: LMAAAOOO
avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB
hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time
avespecora: Good for ur phone
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hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461
tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet
hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented]
tinylittlegremlin: :owo:
tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever
tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm
hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man!
tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee
hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation
tinylittlegremlin: (reb)
tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...!
tinylittlegremlin: :smugne:
hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation
hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system]
tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out!
hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing?
tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be!
hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out!
tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see
hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes
tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine
tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth )
hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours]
tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]
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hatkirby: doggo need sleep!
hatkirby: also klfdshakjflasdfah thats awesome
justdogs: :D
justdogs: ikr
justdogs: but staaar
justdogs: memes!
hatkirby: let your memes be dreams!
toothpastecanyon: DREAM THE MEME
justdogs: i
toothpastecanyon: THEN MEME THE DREAM
hatkirby: impossible to argue with that
justdogs: want that on my gravestone
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hatkirby: did i smash a cursed harddrive with a hammer once or was that something i saw in a tv show
dugamar: no idea but either way yes good
justdogs: both perhaps
hatkirby: lol. i *think* i did do that. but i'm not sure what would've been on it that i wanted to destroy so muCH ACTUALLY I REMEMBER NOW YES I DID DO THIS
hatkirby: my friend had a hard drive filled with chatlogs between her and her horrible abusive ex so we went out in the middle of the night in a valley behind one of the academic buildings and we took turns smashing the hard drive with a hammer
toothpastecanyon: oh YES SMASH IT
dugamar: YELL YEAH
justdogs: !!!!!!
hatkirby: it turns out destroying objects is fun actually
toothpastecanyon: yesss
toothpastecanyon: is a good demon instinct
toothpastecanyon: wait hwat
hatkirby: :q_hereicome:
hatkirby: wait
hatkirby: but i'm a normal everyday human
hatkirby: and some of my teeth i grew myself
toothpastecanyon: yes!! ooo
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tinylittlegremlin: ....i rlly need to read noie but i feel like its going to be bad for my blood pressure
aba_daba_do: It will be.
toothpastecanyon: :blobmelt:
tinylittlegremlin: (jk jk its gonna be TERRIBLE for my rage)
toothpastecanyon: abaaa
toothpastecanyon: u are too nic
tinylittlegremlin: lmao
tinylittlegremlin: just out n says it huh
hatkirby: noie is so good and you will want to chew through concrete
tinylittlegremlin: hmmmmmm
tinylittlegremlin: that both attracts AND repulses me
toothpastecanyon: you def don't have to read
toothpastecanyon: 💙
aba_daba_do: All of my friends make good fic and now I exclusively eat concrete
tinylittlegremlin: i will someday for sure
hatkirby: FHJiuhsodfj
tinylittlegremlin: lmao
hatkirby: im chortling
tinylittlegremlin: that cant be good for ur stomach aba