hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did azhdrake: Like. The blood pump? hatkirby: yeah hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate hatkirby: a lot of time azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it" toothpastecanyon: Pffft hatkirby: XD hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
hatkirby: Hey void pallasvoid: star! hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy hatkirby: :sunglarp: hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔 pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
hatkirby: i just ate a pickle and it was so good avespecora: mmmmmmmmm pickles..... avespecora: maybe i will go eat a pickle as well.... hatkirby: do it do it do it do it avespecora: oh..... avespecora: we have no pickles.... avespecora: 😠hatkirby: oh NO hatkirby: i'm going to purchase and learn how to play a violin so i can play a song that adequately describes this moment avespecora: ashfdkfbjffjdkfd azhdrake: alfjia;owifeja;wlfo azhdrake: I'm sure that's the only reason that Star "Alcor Kinnie Extraordinaire" TAUchat is going to learn the violin. hatkirby: jkhsdfkjdshfk hatkirby: i'm being murdered
hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon! hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS***** avespecora: :blobamused: avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL hatkirby: Good for you avie avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj avespecora: that's an amazing typo avespecora: A++++ hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea hatkirby: BEASTS avespecora: LMAAAOOO avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time avespecora: Good for ur phone
hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461 tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented] tinylittlegremlin: :owo: tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man! tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation tinylittlegremlin: (reb) tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...! tinylittlegremlin: :smugne: hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system] tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out! hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing? tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be! hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out! tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth ) hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours] tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]
hatkirby: doggo need sleep! hatkirby: also klfdshakjflasdfah thats awesome justdogs: :D justdogs: ikr justdogs: but staaar justdogs: memes! hatkirby: let your memes be dreams! toothpastecanyon: DREAM THE MEME justdogs: i toothpastecanyon: THEN MEME THE DREAM hatkirby: impossible to argue with that justdogs: want that on my gravestone
hatkirby: did i smash a cursed harddrive with a hammer once or was that something i saw in a tv show dugamar: no idea but either way yes good justdogs: both perhaps hatkirby: lol. i *think* i did do that. but i'm not sure what would've been on it that i wanted to destroy so muCH ACTUALLY I REMEMBER NOW YES I DID DO THIS hatkirby: my friend had a hard drive filled with chatlogs between her and her horrible abusive ex so we went out in the middle of the night in a valley behind one of the academic buildings and we took turns smashing the hard drive with a hammer toothpastecanyon: oh YES SMASH IT dugamar: YELL YEAH justdogs: !!!!!! hatkirby: it turns out destroying objects is fun actually toothpastecanyon: yesss toothpastecanyon: is a good demon instinct toothpastecanyon: wait hwat hatkirby: :q_hereicome: hatkirby: wait hatkirby: but i'm a normal everyday human hatkirby: and some of my teeth i grew myself toothpastecanyon: yes!! ooo
tinylittlegremlin: ....i rlly need to read noie but i feel like its going to be bad for my blood pressure aba_daba_do: It will be. toothpastecanyon: :blobmelt: tinylittlegremlin: (jk jk its gonna be TERRIBLE for my rage) toothpastecanyon: abaaa toothpastecanyon: u are too nic tinylittlegremlin: lmao tinylittlegremlin: just out n says it huh hatkirby: noie is so good and you will want to chew through concrete tinylittlegremlin: hmmmmmm tinylittlegremlin: that both attracts AND repulses me toothpastecanyon: you def don't have to read toothpastecanyon: 💙 aba_daba_do: All of my friends make good fic and now I exclusively eat concrete tinylittlegremlin: i will someday for sure hatkirby: FHJiuhsodfj tinylittlegremlin: lmao hatkirby: im chortling tinylittlegremlin: that cant be good for ur stomach aba