hatkirby: quick what's the elemental abbreviation for my ass azhdrake: hot toothpastecanyon: Arsenic :sunglarp: hatkirby: FUCK!!!! azhdrake: ;ofja;woefiw hatkirby: ok that's a good one
eka_caesium: Oh yeah? oh yeah? elaborate? tinylittlegremlin: [the silence is deafening] eka_caesium: :getsuperprongled: tinylittlegremlin: π eka_caesium: I won't hesitate you crawling worm tinylittlegremlin: oh yeah? tinylittlegremlin: better nake it hurt. better kill me in one shot. * eka_caesium draws a picture of gremworm getting exploded tinylittlegremlin: π» eka_caesium: :herestarcomes: :herestarcomes: :herestarcomes: tinylittlegremlin: [a new worm crawls out of the pavement] tinylittlegremlin: π
toothpastecanyon: tobi... toothpastecanyon: you gotta rename him something L wheatcake: TOBIII swbookworm: he is Locked In toothpastecanyon: Le Tobi norwegianjae: LOBI wheatcake: Ltobi toothpastecanyon: we all came up with something equally insane I love us
azhdrake: I'm updating some web code this looks good right? azhdrake: [picture that does not look good] hatkirby: hummmmm toothpastecanyon: [no coding knowledge] yeah that looks great :blobaww: hatkirby: this just requires eye knowledge toothpastecanyon: [not an opthamologist] yeah that looks great :blobaww:
hatkirby: γγ―γγγγγγΎγ hatkirby: WAIT THE POKEMON DAY LIVE STREAM IS IN 14 MINUTES toothpastecanyon: Go star !! hatkirby: Out of bed!!!!!!! azhdrake: Getting up speedrun! toothpastecanyon: You're on WR pacr azhdrake: Brain definitely autocompleted that to "WR packer" hatkirby: my bulge is so beautiful it's winning awards azhdrake: π₯Ή pallasvoid: awa-- I see we're having one of *those* mornings azhdrake: Welcome to the waking world, Void. Have a dick joke hatkirby: my dick is not a joke!! pallasvoid: your dick is a very serious matter yes
hatkirby: Which of these words describes me hmm... Luminous. cymrin: I knew you were going to say luminous. hatkirby: You did? Why? ickyickyicky: Because you are! hatkirby: Aww! I can be measured with the candela! ickyickyicky: Wow, let's go break it out right now! hatkirby: N- No- it's a unit!
swbookworm: > roommate: "what's the - the really gay thing this weekend?" swbookworm: > me: "...*valentine's day???* swbookworm: > roommate: [covers face] swbookworm: > me, incredulous: "traditionally NOT a really gay thing?? traditionally a *very* hetero holiday???" swbookworm: > roommate: "*you're* a hetero holiday!" swbookworm: :wheeze: toothpastecanyon: can't believe you're a hetero holiday book :/ * swbookworm changed their nickname to "hetero holiday" toothpastecanyon: this conversation has quote vibes gfhfg love it swbookworm: yeah sure this works swbookworm: I needed a nickname change anyway toothpastecanyon: what hetero holiday would you say you are book :blobxd: toothpastecanyon: I think international brine pool day azhdrake: How dare you suggest brine pool day is hetero toothpastecanyon: it's the eels and the brine pool (toxic relationship) azhdrake: THIS BOY [image of some kind of marine biology thing??????] IS GAY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT toothpastecanyon: fdhghgdh toothpastecanyon: I love you azhdrake: :blobsnuggle: toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: swbookworm: kskfhdhaklahsa azhdrake: Eel x Brinepool is so toxic. Mostly because of the salt. swbookworm: my favorite toxic relationship <3 azhdrake: I can't believe you support that awful stuff, the only moral brinepool ship is hagfi- I cannot do it I can't make this joke I can't pretend to do ship drama I found my line
swbookworm: hey do u want a distraction??? swbookworm: my mom pulled this carrot(s) out of her garden n sent the pic to me tinylittlegremlin: they r hugging swbookworm: and my biology focused ass immediately thought *holy shit its a chromosome* hatkirby: wow that Is a chromosome swbookworm: right!!! hatkirby: *steps on it fully* swbookworm: ksdljalkjfdfs toothpastecanyon: Cnnckfkfckck toothpastecanyon: Noooo star swbookworm: nooooooo hatkirby: I Am Freeing You From Karyotyping toothpastecanyon: But I Like typing :blobcry: swbookworm: ....carrototyping toothpastecanyon: Yes hatkirby: ok that's really good you eviscerated me toothpastecanyon: Yes I love you swbookworm: skjfdnladsfjs hatkirby: i'll grant you one wish for that feat swbookworm: omg
gasmasque: Average tau conservation hatkirby: meat wheatcake: Meat( wheatcake: ! gasmasque: Meat azhdrake: Meat.balls gasmasque: Meat.balls.com wheatcake: :penis: azhdrake: :penis: gasmasque: :penis: :slimeysdickgrabber: wheatcake: :raynaud: :penis: gasmasque: :bowser little death: wheatcake: :bowser little death: azhdrake: :bowser little death: hatkirby: it takes so little to make yalls happy