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hatkirby: i have to go to the butt doctor now. And not the kind you think!
toothpastecanyon: WHAT OTHER KIND IS THERE
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[while playing Kirby Air Riders]
Penny: Kracko cracking onto the scene
happypasta: Crack cocaine? Uh oh! That's a branding issue!

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[anonymous]: You think they made crack illegal because it was too popular?
happypasta: Sometimes things are illegal because they're too popular, and sometimes rare things are illegal because they're dangerous
hatkirby: okay but like. Do you think it would be illegal to drink botox
[anonymous]: Botox is Super dangerous
hatkirby: No I know but the question is would it be illegal to drink it, like obviously it'll kill you but
Mario333: nightmare blunt rotation, guys
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awesomecat42: That reminds me of a video clip I saw a long time ago where someone rigged up super bright lights on the edges of their computer moniter so that they would get flashbanged IRL while playing a shooter game
gasmasque: Jesus
gasmasque: People really be doing their best to turn vidi games into torture simulators
hatkirby: they should make a hollow knight boss that force feeds you Abilify until you get akathisia
hatkirby: and then it forcefems you idk
gasmasque: I’ll sign up for that second part
hatkirby: it force mascs you
gasmasque: :thanosd:
hatkirby: Lol
toothpastecanyon: losing repeatedly in hollow knight until I get a wizard beard
hatkirby: it forcefems you
hatkirby: yalls are not getting it !!!! the hollow knight boss GIVES you dysphoria !!
toothpastecanyon: no it's ok I'm playing nickie's copy <- trying to game the system
gasmasque: And I’m playing Danny’s copy
hatkirby: :blobfree:
toothpastecanyon: Hey guys I think we're really sticking to the spirit of star's joke :blobxd:
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hatkirby: be honest tooth what do you think about my bad ideas
toothpastecanyon: :NervousSmile:
hatkirby: e.g. if you got hit by a meteor right now it'd be easier to get some blood
hatkirby: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047
gasmasque: That would make for easy collection
azhdrake: No we can't do it that way, the blood would get contaminated by space debris.
gasmasque: Oh yeah true
hatkirby: yeah true i think they prohibit you from donating blood if you've been hit by a meteor in the last year
gasmasque: Space radiation contamination is a serious issue
azhdrake: It depends on if the meteor has had sex with another meteor within six months of hitting you
hatkirby: and if they were both men
hatkirby: meateor
gasmasque: maleteor
azhdrake: Hi Danny I'm sorry you're feeling bad after your blood draw. We made some weird sex jokes just for you, I hope they help with the recovery.
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hatkirby: have they tried picking you up and shaking you like a snow globe?
toothpastecanyon: Guess who projectile vomited on the floor :sunglarp: :sunglarp: :sunglarp:
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hatkirby: I stopped at the bookstore on the way to the library and I bought myself the first volume of Hikaru XD
hatkirby: like, as I'm on the way to return the library's copy of it
hatkirby: don't have volume 2 yet though, still waiting on the library
toothpastecanyon: so you're saying you gave up the original... and it was replaced by a perfect copy...
hatkirby: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
revya: :Holyfuck:
hatkirby: i'll learn to love this one too, just in a different way
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swbookworm: at this point any balls related jokes are simply labeled "for star" in my head
swbookworm: > Me after the operation: "Where are my balls?!"
swbookworm: > The doctor: [picture of a deer with bulging cheeks]
hatkirby: NASA BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Fhfhfhfjfjfi
toothpastecanyon: Me too, I see a beach ball and I'm like man star would love this
swbookworm: wait star i gotta know, is the meme nasa behavior or is me sending it to you nasa behavior
hatkirby: the deer is exhibiting nasa behavior
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toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/sezija/801005333521793024?source=share
hatkirby: Hold on I have something to Google
toothpastecanyon: which one are you googling star :blobowo:
hatkirby: Omg yeah none of them are wearing shorts
hatkirby: SHIRTS
toothpastecanyon: GFDSGSFDGD
toothpastecanyon: they've got their shirts on but nothing else
hatkirby: HOMINA HOMINA
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eka_caesium: https://fixupx.com/Leconte_/status/1998907998367002931
eka_caesium: I've never been filled with so much visceral jealousy in my life
swbookworm: you should absolutely give leon a chainsaw
eka_caesium: Book I need an emperor penguin
eka_caesium: Other than Timmy
swbookworm: noted
eka_caesium: I NEED it
swbookworm: :NervousSmile: noted
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hatkirby: > 正しい is pronounced ただしい
hatkirby: this is easy to remember because there's a song i like that goes
hatkirby: > tadashiku yaritai
hatkirby: > i wanna make it right
hatkirby: > i wanna make it right
toothpastecanyon: Damn the one japanese character I've learned so far on duolingo doesn't look like it sounds the same on that vocab reading screenshot fjfjfjf
hatkirby: Did you learn sei / shou?
toothpastecanyon: Yeah! The L looking one I thought was shi
hatkirby: the L one is shit!
hatkirby: SHI
toothpastecanyon: DJFJFHFJDJFJF
hatkirby: damn!
toothpastecanyon: Wow star thanks for the encouragement ,,,