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Wordle#2092: Exempt-Medic was playing
exempt_medic: Wtf
exempt_medic: that should never have worked
exempt_medic: I cannot believe somebody said "Oh, you know, your guy cousin with the name" and I knew who they were talking about XD
hatkirby: sucks that i don't play wordle. now i'll never know exempt's guy cousin's remarkable name
exempt_medic: They were unrelated
hatkirby: ah. was the wordle answer his phone number?
qwint: unrelated cousins? :O
exempt_medic: YALL I CANT KEEP LAUGHING
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swbookworm: i wont spend money on discord (beyond buying nitro) but they do the stupid quest things where you watch videos and get "orbs" which you can cash in for avatar decorations n stuff so i will hit play on the video and then walk away to do something else while it plays
toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp:
swbookworm: bc theyre also stupid enough you cant tab out of it and let it play in the background while you do something else 🙄 it's just like my stupid drivers ed program was lol
toothpastecanyon: 😔
swbookworm: however: they can't make me listen to it or watch it
swbookworm: and i get fun lil things!
toothpastecanyon: Today I learned book did not watch any drivers ed vids :blobnervous:
swbookworm: i - okay that sounded bad
toothpastecanyon: "My STUPID drivers ed program" book is cancelled
swbookworm: drivers ed i watched the videos and stuff *but* the pages were locked for a specific amount of time? like you Had To Stay On This Page For Ten Minutes. and in theory it's to make sure you actually read everything and absorb it, right, but i read *super* fast and did *not* like sitting still for ten minutes *doing nothing* (bc it would pause the countdown if you ever tabbed out of the browser) while waiting for the page to finish timing down
toothpastecanyon: Uh huh :blobpeek:
swbookworm: so i just. walked away. doodled in notebooks and stuff. this was before phones n social media n stuff were a big thing
swbookworm: I Am Legally Allowed To Drive. i passed all my tests and everything!
toothpastecanyon: Imagining book is driving right now :blobxd:
toothpastecanyon: Book swerving around the road: ok this is why I didn't watch drivers ed :sunglarp:
swbookworm: the takeaway here is that steampunk stuff is cool and anything trying to force you to watch videos can always be circumvented with enough boredom :eyyyyyyy:
swbookworm: not the allegations about me not knowing how to drive
azhdrake: sure it is
toothpastecanyon: I love making up rumors about my friends :blobxd:
azhdrake: The takeaway here is your license, I think
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hatkirby: ME: i'm playing around a bit with this idea about grief and darkness
hatkirby: THE CROWD OF ASEXUAL PEOPLE AROUND ME: be hornier you limp wristed fairy! boner time right now! i'm pushing you into the pit homo and i'm throwing some dildos in after you!
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sparrow9074: i dont even like men i just like irish passports
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hatkirby: Do I just seem helpless in general, is that why people are always trying to help me
qwint: LMAO
scipiowright: No except for this question
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doomsdayfairy: Yeah, I’m like, If you go there to learn stuff, listen to some guy talk for two hours, and get homework, it’s a school!
hatkirby: I misinterpreted guy talk as like. About cars and sports
doomsdayfairy: Lol
doomsdayfairy: Depends on what you’re studying I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
doomsdayfairy: “Hey guys, welcome to car school! This is my favorite car!”
hatkirby: I'm studying Guys, and their interests. And their mating habits. That last one especially
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hatkirby: can i. can i get a serving of faggots and P's..
toothpastecanyon: star I'll buy some for you :owo:
toothpastecanyon: faggots and P's are waiting for you in the UK,,,
gasmasque: I could use a serving of faggot and P :blobamused:
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swbookworm: "average internet user gets hit by bombs every day" factoid actually incorrect. average internet user gets hit with 0 bombs per day. boy princess georg, who is so gay he's targeted by bombs regularly, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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azhdrake: I'm imagining pinwheel like "plants", getting energy through their propellers, rooting into the side of the ship, drifting through the currents,
azhdrake: Some getting huge, fucking windmill ass organisms
azhdrake: some evolving sharp propellers so they're harder to eat, which become a hazard because they can slice up your sails if they pass through
azhdrake: OH SHIT
azhdrake: Stars would be LOUD out here!!!
hatkirby: i always am
azhdrake: fawefawfgawgeshryjdt
toothpastecanyon: :blobaww:
azhdrake: But yeah unfathomably large giant fusion balls in open air? God damn. Don't get too close
toothpastecanyon: bees is just baiting star at this point :blobamused:
azhdrake: >:( I'm trying to talk about worldbuilding!
toothpastecanyon: :blobpeek:
azhdrake: It's not my fault that large balls are just a very relevant thing when talking about astronomy!
toothpastecanyon: wow your balls are so relevant :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Are your balls topical or are you just happy to see me?
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revya: It feels very American that this goodwill has a notice that they will not take firearms
swbookworm: who tries to donate firearms to a *goodwill?*
toothpastecanyon: definitely Someone
swbookworm: ...i say, before remembering that i did once try to donate a katana to goodwill and they told me they couldnt take it without the sheath
toothpastecanyon: dfgdfhfh
swbookworm: (plastic sheath. renfest katana. not very sharp at all. the shitty plastic sheath breaking is why roommate tried to donate it. i think it might still be in my car actually?)
toothpastecanyon: always ready
eka_caesium: You can fight The Whale
toothpastecanyon: you can fight me
revya: Homestuck characters behavior