hatkirby: [link to a Kirby's Fan Mail comic strip where someone asked if Kirby has balls] cymrin: your ball’s do you have some cymrin: by Darc Th hatkirby: i don't think i do *checks* hatkirby: the sheer concept of Kirby, naked as the blue biscuit, just walking around balls out, no cock cymrin: cannot for the life of me find info about the phrase “naked as the blue biscuit” online hatkirby: it's because i made it up and said it confidently enough to make you think it was normal cymrin: I know hatkirby: <3
toothpastecanyon: the name's yuri. Dickfire yuri. hatkirby: oh my toothpastecanyon: :smugne: hatkirby: d-ne. i knew you'd be here. because of yuri toothpastecanyon: :getprongled: hatkirby: pringles. i didn't know you'd be here. what stake do you have in this toothpastecanyon: :slimey: hatkirby: slimey. i know you love dick. show me your hands toothpastecanyon: :raynaud: :slimeysdickgrabber: hatkirby: ok now [redacted redacted redacted redacted] toothpastecanyon: hdffghfghgf
Wordle#2092: Exempt-Medic was playing exempt_medic: Wtf exempt_medic: that should never have worked exempt_medic: I cannot believe somebody said "Oh, you know, your guy cousin with the name" and I knew who they were talking about XD hatkirby: sucks that i don't play wordle. now i'll never know exempt's guy cousin's remarkable name exempt_medic: They were unrelated hatkirby: ah. was the wordle answer his phone number? qwint: unrelated cousins? :O exempt_medic: YALL I CANT KEEP LAUGHING
swbookworm: i wont spend money on discord (beyond buying nitro) but they do the stupid quest things where you watch videos and get "orbs" which you can cash in for avatar decorations n stuff so i will hit play on the video and then walk away to do something else while it plays toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: swbookworm: bc theyre also stupid enough you cant tab out of it and let it play in the background while you do something else 🙄 it's just like my stupid drivers ed program was lol toothpastecanyon: 😔 swbookworm: however: they can't make me listen to it or watch it swbookworm: and i get fun lil things! toothpastecanyon: Today I learned book did not watch any drivers ed vids :blobnervous: swbookworm: i - okay that sounded bad toothpastecanyon: "My STUPID drivers ed program" book is cancelled swbookworm: drivers ed i watched the videos and stuff *but* the pages were locked for a specific amount of time? like you Had To Stay On This Page For Ten Minutes. and in theory it's to make sure you actually read everything and absorb it, right, but i read *super* fast and did *not* like sitting still for ten minutes *doing nothing* (bc it would pause the countdown if you ever tabbed out of the browser) while waiting for the page to finish timing down toothpastecanyon: Uh huh :blobpeek: swbookworm: so i just. walked away. doodled in notebooks and stuff. this was before phones n social media n stuff were a big thing swbookworm: I Am Legally Allowed To Drive. i passed all my tests and everything! toothpastecanyon: Imagining book is driving right now :blobxd: toothpastecanyon: Book swerving around the road: ok this is why I didn't watch drivers ed :sunglarp: swbookworm: the takeaway here is that steampunk stuff is cool and anything trying to force you to watch videos can always be circumvented with enough boredom :eyyyyyyy: swbookworm: not the allegations about me not knowing how to drive azhdrake: sure it is toothpastecanyon: I love making up rumors about my friends :blobxd: azhdrake: The takeaway here is your license, I think
hatkirby: ME: i'm playing around a bit with this idea about grief and darkness hatkirby: THE CROWD OF ASEXUAL PEOPLE AROUND ME: be hornier you limp wristed fairy! boner time right now! i'm pushing you into the pit homo and i'm throwing some dildos in after you!
doomsdayfairy: Yeah, I’m like, If you go there to learn stuff, listen to some guy talk for two hours, and get homework, it’s a school! hatkirby: I misinterpreted guy talk as like. About cars and sports doomsdayfairy: Lol doomsdayfairy: Depends on what you’re studying I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doomsdayfairy: “Hey guys, welcome to car school! This is my favorite car!” hatkirby: I'm studying Guys, and their interests. And their mating habits. That last one especially
hatkirby: can i. can i get a serving of faggots and P's.. toothpastecanyon: star I'll buy some for you :owo: toothpastecanyon: faggots and P's are waiting for you in the UK,,, gasmasque: I could use a serving of faggot and P :blobamused: