hatkirby: Wakes pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning 🙃 hatkirby: Ouchie pallasvoid: yeeeaah hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it pallasvoid: it did indeed snow hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me pallasvoid: isekai'd 😔 hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed pallasvoid: oof hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!! hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way pallasvoid: god that'd suck pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!! hatkirby: :3 pallasvoid: :3c toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends! hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey toothpastecanyon: morningeth star 😔 hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days azhdrake: Hey guys hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee? azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh? toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good. hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!" azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message? hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable." hatkirby: Thank you I do my best toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath: gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath: hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star? hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him 😔 gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex hatkirby: jksdhkfs hatkirby: i'll accept that hatkirby: ||in the rear|| hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"
hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here. rever: Except Exempt. scipiowright: Short. exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
qwint: If it was entrance randomizer then it wouldn't have been frogs. scipiowright: It is entrance randomizer. qwint: That's not what I meant. That is what I said, though.
scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in. hatkirby: I like this cube. scipiowright: It's a good cube! newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this? rever: In the cube? scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube. hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator [everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
rever: I artificially inflate my numbers tho rever: I dont have that many i just change the number so its higher exempt_medic: *Rever likes inflation* 📝 rever: W- rever: DO NOT THE NOTE rever: I WILL THE MOD ABUSE rever: /j newsoupvi: :noted: rever: O'm fjdsgsyu es newsoupvi: :FuwaNote: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down I don't have a pen newsoupvi: is hatkirby: kILLS YOTU hatkirby: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down, "too huge and unwieldy" is the way I would describe my pen rever: rose triangle exempt_medic: Just gotta meet a better wielder
park3r2_: I still think it's weird [that you wouldn't accept a Legacy Any% run] hatkirby: It's not supposed to be a real category though, it's like just a limitation of speedrun.com hatkirby: You have to have both [Current and Legacy] subcategories for every category hatkirby: It's like if speedrun.com just created a fake new top level category called Blergle% and mods were like "hey we don't know what that is so like please don't submit to it" park3r2_: Blergle%?? park3r2_: What is that?? hatkirby: That's what I'm saying! hatkirby: So like don't submit to it park3r2_: Wait seriously is this a real thing? hatkirby: Yeah yknow... You get the blergle park3r2_: In The Witness getting straight *blergled*
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic