hatkirby: be honest tooth what do you think about my bad ideas toothpastecanyon: :NervousSmile: hatkirby: e.g. if you got hit by a meteor right now it'd be easier to get some blood hatkirby: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047 gasmasque: That would make for easy collection azhdrake: No we can't do it that way, the blood would get contaminated by space debris. gasmasque: Oh yeah true hatkirby: yeah true i think they prohibit you from donating blood if you've been hit by a meteor in the last year gasmasque: Space radiation contamination is a serious issue azhdrake: It depends on if the meteor has had sex with another meteor within six months of hitting you hatkirby: and if they were both men hatkirby: meateor gasmasque: maleteor azhdrake: Hi Danny I'm sorry you're feeling bad after your blood draw. We made some weird sex jokes just for you, I hope they help with the recovery.
hatkirby: have they tried picking you up and shaking you like a snow globe? toothpastecanyon: Guess who projectile vomited on the floor :sunglarp: :sunglarp: :sunglarp:
hatkirby: I stopped at the bookstore on the way to the library and I bought myself the first volume of Hikaru XD hatkirby: like, as I'm on the way to return the library's copy of it hatkirby: don't have volume 2 yet though, still waiting on the library toothpastecanyon: so you're saying you gave up the original... and it was replaced by a perfect copy... hatkirby: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK revya: :Holyfuck: hatkirby: i'll learn to love this one too, just in a different way
swbookworm: at this point any balls related jokes are simply labeled "for star" in my head swbookworm: > Me after the operation: "Where are my balls?!" swbookworm: > The doctor: [picture of a deer with bulging cheeks] hatkirby: NASA BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: Fhfhfhfjfjfi toothpastecanyon: Me too, I see a beach ball and I'm like man star would love this swbookworm: wait star i gotta know, is the meme nasa behavior or is me sending it to you nasa behavior hatkirby: the deer is exhibiting nasa behavior
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/sezija/801005333521793024?source=share hatkirby: Hold on I have something to Google toothpastecanyon: which one are you googling star :blobowo: hatkirby: Omg yeah none of them are wearing shorts hatkirby: SHIRTS toothpastecanyon: GFDSGSFDGD toothpastecanyon: they've got their shirts on but nothing else hatkirby: HOMINA HOMINA
eka_caesium: https://fixupx.com/Leconte_/status/1998907998367002931 eka_caesium: I've never been filled with so much visceral jealousy in my life swbookworm: you should absolutely give leon a chainsaw eka_caesium: Book I need an emperor penguin eka_caesium: Other than Timmy swbookworm: noted eka_caesium: I NEED it swbookworm: :NervousSmile: noted
hatkirby: > 正しい is pronounced ただしい hatkirby: this is easy to remember because there's a song i like that goes hatkirby: > tadashiku yaritai hatkirby: > i wanna make it right hatkirby: > i wanna make it right toothpastecanyon: Damn the one japanese character I've learned so far on duolingo doesn't look like it sounds the same on that vocab reading screenshot fjfjfjf hatkirby: Did you learn sei / shou? toothpastecanyon: Yeah! The L looking one I thought was shi hatkirby: the L one is shit! hatkirby: SHI toothpastecanyon: DJFJFHFJDJFJF hatkirby: damn! toothpastecanyon: Wow star thanks for the encouragement ,,,
gasmasque: > "if i had a vagina i'd let the homie hit" just use your butt!! #UseYourButt hatkirby: that's what it's for ravenred: that's what it's for pallasvoid: that's what it's for toothpastecanyon: that's what it's for swbookworm: that's what it's for gasmasque: that’s what it’s for
hatkirby: I promise you don't have to decorate your feelings about the game for my sake lol qwint: well i think lingo2 stinky and doesn't wash its feet 😡 hatkirby: wash it yourself then bich qwint: l-like jesus? hatkirby: like jesus
hatkirby: https://www.performativepuritytest.com/ hatkirby: one of the questions is "do you listen to Lorde" lol hatkirby: the FIRST question is "do you use wired headphones". You're all cooked hatkirby: Every single one of you toothpastecanyon: :blobchef: hatkirby: I got a 90, I'm "remarkably authentic or a manipulative liar" toothpastecanyon: > Do you like Instagram Reels solely so others see what you liked? toothpastecanyon: it's okay I've been uncooked. I've been rawed. This feels like a word that's gonna have another meaning hatkirby: YEAH IT DOES?? hatkirby: spat out my water toothpastecanyon: listen I'm not saying I did post it for that reaction but you know :blobamused: hatkirby: tooth performative ignorance. add it to the list toothpastecanyon: oh no I've been reheated :thanosd: