swbookworm: also joke's still on yall i don't get notifs when ppl react to my messages lol toothpastecanyon: 💝 swbookworm: pffffft toothpastecanyon: ❤️ toothpastecanyon: 🩵 gasmasque: 💜 gasmasque: 💚 wheatcake: 💖 0rigamidragon: :heart: azhdrake: 🖤 💛 toothpastecanyon: 💖 swbookworm: :TooTiredForThisShit: swbookworm: yeah okay toothpastecanyon: 🫀 gasmasque: :blobsnuggle: swbookworm: i dont know what i expected
cymrin: I do not control the speed at which lobsters get bigger ickyickyicky: Do you know what show that's from?
[a series of guesses]
hatkirby: It's two boys. ickyickyicky: Yeah the show name is both of their names cymrin: Well you already said it's not Zach & Cody. I guess it's not Malcolm in the Middle. Unless there's another boy in it named "The Middle".
[while playing Kirby Air Riders] Penny: Kracko cracking onto the scene happypasta: Crack cocaine? Uh oh! That's a branding issue!
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[anonymous]: You think they made crack illegal because it was too popular? happypasta: Sometimes things are illegal because they're too popular, and sometimes rare things are illegal because they're dangerous hatkirby: okay but like. Do you think it would be illegal to drink botox [anonymous]: Botox is Super dangerous hatkirby: No I know but the question is would it be illegal to drink it, like obviously it'll kill you but Mario333: nightmare blunt rotation, guys
awesomecat42: That reminds me of a video clip I saw a long time ago where someone rigged up super bright lights on the edges of their computer moniter so that they would get flashbanged IRL while playing a shooter game gasmasque: Jesus gasmasque: People really be doing their best to turn vidi games into torture simulators hatkirby: they should make a hollow knight boss that force feeds you Abilify until you get akathisia hatkirby: and then it forcefems you idk gasmasque: I’ll sign up for that second part hatkirby: it force mascs you gasmasque: :thanosd: hatkirby: Lol toothpastecanyon: losing repeatedly in hollow knight until I get a wizard beard hatkirby: it forcefems you hatkirby: yalls are not getting it !!!! the hollow knight boss GIVES you dysphoria !! toothpastecanyon: no it's ok I'm playing nickie's copy <- trying to game the system gasmasque: And I’m playing Danny’s copy hatkirby: :blobfree: toothpastecanyon: Hey guys I think we're really sticking to the spirit of star's joke :blobxd:
hatkirby: be honest tooth what do you think about my bad ideas toothpastecanyon: :NervousSmile: hatkirby: e.g. if you got hit by a meteor right now it'd be easier to get some blood hatkirby: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047 gasmasque: That would make for easy collection azhdrake: No we can't do it that way, the blood would get contaminated by space debris. gasmasque: Oh yeah true hatkirby: yeah true i think they prohibit you from donating blood if you've been hit by a meteor in the last year gasmasque: Space radiation contamination is a serious issue azhdrake: It depends on if the meteor has had sex with another meteor within six months of hitting you hatkirby: and if they were both men hatkirby: meateor gasmasque: maleteor azhdrake: Hi Danny I'm sorry you're feeling bad after your blood draw. We made some weird sex jokes just for you, I hope they help with the recovery.
hatkirby: have they tried picking you up and shaking you like a snow globe? toothpastecanyon: Guess who projectile vomited on the floor :sunglarp: :sunglarp: :sunglarp:
hatkirby: I stopped at the bookstore on the way to the library and I bought myself the first volume of Hikaru XD hatkirby: like, as I'm on the way to return the library's copy of it hatkirby: don't have volume 2 yet though, still waiting on the library toothpastecanyon: so you're saying you gave up the original... and it was replaced by a perfect copy... hatkirby: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK revya: :Holyfuck: hatkirby: i'll learn to love this one too, just in a different way
swbookworm: at this point any balls related jokes are simply labeled "for star" in my head swbookworm: > Me after the operation: "Where are my balls?!" swbookworm: > The doctor: [picture of a deer with bulging cheeks] hatkirby: NASA BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: Fhfhfhfjfjfi toothpastecanyon: Me too, I see a beach ball and I'm like man star would love this swbookworm: wait star i gotta know, is the meme nasa behavior or is me sending it to you nasa behavior hatkirby: the deer is exhibiting nasa behavior