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undalevein: Botanically speaking, avocados are berries
hatkirby: And culinarily speaking, avocados are disgusting
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swbookworm: fascinating
swbookworm: nobodys interested in going to ur moms house
swbookworm: probably bc they know shes already at mine :sunglarp:
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eka_caesium: @hatkirby I had a dream last night about fighting a vampire in an ancient tomb and somehow the result of winning this fight was orange and cream popsicles getting labeled "the average shuuenpro fan enjoys these" or something like that
hatkirby: that's so funny though like it feels more like a reading than an advertisement
hatkirby: oh you like this? these tasty milky and fruity popsicles? bitch you probably like shuuen no shiori too
eka_caesium: *wheeze*
hatkirby: [advert intended to normies] hey do you want to get the feeling of murdering your childhood friend? we've got ice cream, that'll probably do it, at least it seems to for these freaks over here
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hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest
rever: WHGATTARDGD
rever: WHAT THE FUCK
qwint: that's just where it goes
rever: in the square hole
newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning
exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL
exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY
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exempt_medic: I can't have blue I'm... gay
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hatkirby: Wakes
pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning πŸ™ƒ
hatkirby: Ouchie
pallasvoid: yeeeaah
hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it
pallasvoid: it did indeed snow
hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed
hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead
pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol
hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me
pallasvoid: isekai'd πŸ˜”
hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed
pallasvoid: oof
hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!!
hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way
pallasvoid: god that'd suck
pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!!
hatkirby: :3
pallasvoid: :3c
toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends!
hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg
hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean
hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey
toothpastecanyon: morningeth star πŸ˜”
hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days
azhdrake: Hey guys
hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance
gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee?
azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day
hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine
pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh?
toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much
pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals
gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations
pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good.
hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced
pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!"
azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you
hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon
azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad
pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there
hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood
gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message?
hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out
gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen
pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable."
hatkirby: Thank you I do my best
toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath:
hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath:
gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath:
hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded
toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath:
hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd
gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star?
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair
hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy
toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him πŸ˜”
gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking
hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car
pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex
hatkirby: jksdhkfs
hatkirby: i'll accept that
hatkirby: ||in the rear||
hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general
pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"
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rever: This guy just solved the war, he can get to suck a dick as a treat
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hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here.
rever: Except Exempt.
scipiowright: Short.
exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
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qwint: If it was entrance randomizer then it wouldn't have been frogs.
scipiowright: It is entrance randomizer.
qwint: That's not what I meant. That is what I said, though.
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scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in.
hatkirby: I like this cube.
scipiowright: It's a good cube!
newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this?
rever: In the cube?
scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube.
hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator
[everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]