hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here. rever: Except Exempt. scipiowright: Short. exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
qwint: If it was entrance randomizer then it wouldn't have been frogs. scipiowright: It is entrance randomizer. qwint: That's not what I meant. That is what I said, though.
scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in. hatkirby: I like this cube. scipiowright: It's a good cube! newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this? rever: In the cube? scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube. hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator [everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
rever: I artificially inflate my numbers tho rever: I dont have that many i just change the number so its higher exempt_medic: *Rever likes inflation* 📝 rever: W- rever: DO NOT THE NOTE rever: I WILL THE MOD ABUSE rever: /j newsoupvi: :noted: rever: O'm fjdsgsyu es newsoupvi: :FuwaNote: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down I don't have a pen newsoupvi: is hatkirby: kILLS YOTU hatkirby: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down, "too huge and unwieldy" is the way I would describe my pen rever: rose triangle exempt_medic: Just gotta meet a better wielder
park3r2_: I still think it's weird [that you wouldn't accept a Legacy Any% run] hatkirby: It's not supposed to be a real category though, it's like just a limitation of speedrun.com hatkirby: You have to have both [Current and Legacy] subcategories for every category hatkirby: It's like if speedrun.com just created a fake new top level category called Blergle% and mods were like "hey we don't know what that is so like please don't submit to it" park3r2_: Blergle%?? park3r2_: What is that?? hatkirby: That's what I'm saying! hatkirby: So like don't submit to it park3r2_: Wait seriously is this a real thing? hatkirby: Yeah yknow... You get the blergle park3r2_: In The Witness getting straight *blergled*
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
eka_caesium: CRAZIEST GRAPEJUICE BOMB 🥵🥵🥵 2 ROCKETS 🔥🔥 2000 DAMAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRUE INTIMIDATION ACHIEVED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 azhdrake: This is what happens when you take a sip of grapefruit when you are on any meds ever
eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat