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newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever
newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol
rever: Hello!
scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you
newsoupvi: Tru
hatkirby: rever hit the gym?
scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars
hatkirby: waow
newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57
rever: sj beginner lobby gym
hatkirby: lol
scipiowright: Skill issue
hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet
exempt_medic: That really got me, wow
newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad:
scipiowright: They're on a diet
newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue"
scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches
newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches
newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning
newsoupvi: That is like
newsoupvi: A food
scipiowright: Who said we were eating them?
exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason
newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure
exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love
fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?"
scipiowright: This is absurdist humor
hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol
scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit:
exempt_medic: again
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flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol
transmothgirl: the prophecy
v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host??
hatkirby: HELP
hatkirby: is this real
v_sper_: yes
hatkirby: that's so funny
hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty
abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe.
csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot"
v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't"
abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home'
abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5)
csouvey: counterclockwise?
v_sper_: 🚫 💦 🕐
abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh
csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo"
abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
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newsoupvi: This is #⁠witness now oh no
newsoupvi: Actually not even that
newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao
hatkirby: this is non horny #⁠witness
hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms
newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao
newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow
hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs
newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here
hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
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hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this
hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"]
hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis
toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm
hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D
hatkirby: C4 on my Cock
j._a._m.: Ex
j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus
hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty
toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh
hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons)
j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples
hatkirby: Lghslysydlh
toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom
hatkirby: Black powder on my balls
toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn
j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped
hatkirby: Hi Margaret
j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot)
hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus
j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
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quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice.
quas.naart: "Articulation"
hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing"
newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain
hatkirby: i don't have to imagine
newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
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park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good
hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything?
park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game
park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds
hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere
park3r2_: definitely
hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too
hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other
park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there
hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up
hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen?
park3r2_: Yes
hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa
park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple
hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here?
hatkirby: can i bring my gun
park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw?
hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
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hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately
toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it?
hatkirby: Wooly World
hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring
toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE)
hatkirby: Could be us 🙄
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eka_caesium: Hi Book :)
eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels.
eka_caesium: :)
swbookworm: hi eka!
swbookworm: :)
swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house?
eka_caesium: :)
eka_caesium: Why yes I am!
swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these
swbookworm: ⛏️
swbookworm: let's get a-digging
eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon
swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
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toothpastecanyon: Book that’s a great recipe but I’m struggling with the last step not having a daughter or granddaughter
swbookworm: any relatives or friends or acquaintances will do
toothpastecanyon: 🫵
swbookworm: my mom and i were alternating staring at her and staring at each other just watching it happen
revya: Recipe that starts with having sex (to have a daughter)
swbookworm: s;d;fakzvldvjldxdvjdlxjvzdfsf
toothpastecanyon: Cjfjfjfjfjf
tinylittlegremlin: antsrtsgreatfesttjadfysrtjdjdfdhstrhttdj
swbookworm: wheezing irl over here
toothpastecanyon: You’ve killed book grey :blobxd:
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hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!!
hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst
hatkirby: My phone strokes again
hatkirby: STRIKES
hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]