newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol rever: Hello! scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you newsoupvi: Tru hatkirby: rever hit the gym? scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars hatkirby: waow newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57 rever: sj beginner lobby gym hatkirby: lol scipiowright: Skill issue hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet exempt_medic: That really got me, wow newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad: scipiowright: They're on a diet newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue" scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning newsoupvi: That is like newsoupvi: A food scipiowright: Who said we were eating them? exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?" scipiowright: This is absurdist humor hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: exempt_medic: again
flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol transmothgirl: the prophecy v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host?? hatkirby: HELP hatkirby: is this real v_sper_: yes hatkirby: that's so funny hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe. csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot" v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't" abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home' abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5) csouvey: counterclockwise? v_sper_: 🚫 💦 🕐 abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo" abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
newsoupvi: This is #witness now oh no newsoupvi: Actually not even that newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao hatkirby: this is non horny #witness hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice. quas.naart: "Articulation" hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing" newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain hatkirby: i don't have to imagine newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere park3r2_: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? park3r2_: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it? hatkirby: Wooly World hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE) hatkirby: Could be us 🙄
eka_caesium: Hi Book :) eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels. eka_caesium: :) swbookworm: hi eka! swbookworm: :) swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house? eka_caesium: :) eka_caesium: Why yes I am! swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these swbookworm: ⛏️ swbookworm: let's get a-digging eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
toothpastecanyon: Book that’s a great recipe but I’m struggling with the last step not having a daughter or granddaughter swbookworm: any relatives or friends or acquaintances will do toothpastecanyon: 🫵 swbookworm: my mom and i were alternating staring at her and staring at each other just watching it happen revya: Recipe that starts with having sex (to have a daughter) swbookworm: s;d;fakzvldvjldxdvjdlxjvzdfsf toothpastecanyon: Cjfjfjfjfjf tinylittlegremlin: antsrtsgreatfesttjadfysrtjdjdfdhstrhttdj swbookworm: wheezing irl over here toothpastecanyon: You’ve killed book grey :blobxd:
hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!! hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst hatkirby: My phone strokes again hatkirby: STRIKES hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]