exempt_medic: I am not getting over Natalie's energy exempt_medic: Somebody talked about being required to farm a lot of money in the very first area of the game and she just goes "if only a beautiful woman were making a new version that would solve that problem... 😔" hatkirby: Tdodydglx hatkirby: Classic newsoupvi: Is the beautiful woman Natalie newsoupvi: Or is she talking about someone else and trying to flirt with that person newsoupvi: both of which would be fantastic energy for different reasons hatkirby: Violet is like beautiful woman?? Where?? newsoupvi: SO TRUE exempt_medic: I don't think there are any other beautiful women working on DS3 3.0 newsoupvi: I mean DS3 was not mentioned and I didn't know where this was written :KEKW: But I could've worked that out newsoupvi: For the only other person, it's the correct adjective, but the wrong gender ;D newsoupvi: I have literally no idea what you look like lol idk what I'm saying hatkirby: So apparently only hot people can work on DS3? newsoupvi: Only heccin omega cuties work on Lingo Rando hatkirby: MURDERING YOU ldhdydgdkgx newsoupvi: :3 hatkirby: Oh wait did you not mean omega like omega exempt_medic: Hatkirby just then: "MURDERING YOU" *dies* newsoupvi: OH MY GOD newsoupvi: NO exempt_medic: AKSJDHAKLSDJHLA newsoupvi: LMAO hatkirby: HELP exempt_medic: "I'm a navy seal" "Oh is that a furry thing?" energy newsoupvi: THAT WAS A SELF REPORT IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE newsoupvi: LMFAO hatkirby: SGKZH hatkirby: Pure chaos in the mpreg chat this morning
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this exempt_medic: I am gonna die hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
hatkirby: Like damn I hope the shadow of my own desire manifested as the image of the person whose esteem in which I've placed all of my self worth spoons me someday hatkirby: And I hope I cry about it toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: hatkirby: And then commit sodomy
cymrin: I always am just like "ooooh red moon spooky scary" when I see it brought up in shuuenpro and I forget it's an actual phenomenon in real life hatkirby: real life is copying shuuenpro tbh cymrin: b-ko is copying d-ne tbh hatkirby: suzumu is copying other ppls work tbh cymrin: F
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore azhdrake: Hey Seiya! seiya234: hewwo gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore hatkirby: or monsterfucking seiya234: sir. hatkirby: 👉 👈 hatkirby: hewwo seiya seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK gasmasque: :wheeze: seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹 gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh seiya234: pew pew
newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩