azhdrake: I don't know enough about being able to make pictures with your mind to answer the question. hatkirby: i was gonna say "imagine not having aphantasia" but that's kinda the problem, isn't it
toothpastecanyon: Omg you guys I found the most mistimed ad ever toothpastecanyon: I have to look at peoples bank statements and they often had ads near the back toothpastecanyon: I was looking at a statement from January 2020 from a vacation home toothpastecanyon: And it was like ‘the future is 2020’ and I was like ohhhhg no it’s not hatkirby: oh nooo hatkirby: pfft toothpastecanyon: Also bank statement ads in general are weird they’re like ‘we PROUDLY accept American Express cards’ and it’s v funny to me toothpastecanyon: ‘Yes we proudly will let you pay us’ hatkirby: Lol azhdrake: We PROUDLY accept American Express. We BEGRUDGINGLY accept Visa. FUCK YOU if you use Master Card.
azhdrake: So I've been really wanting to do some fucking table top recently, but my IRL friend group has one (1) person who likes to gm and they can't stick to a project to save their life so I figured that wasn't going to happen... and then it occurred to me that I'm a person and I can GM so now I'm planning out a big cross dimensional treasure hunt bullshit quest thing, which is being fun. I decided that one of the things my players need to find is in one of those arcade fun zone type things like you get at roller rinks, except despite having the exact aesthetic of the early 2000s roller rink's arcade area that I went to as school trips in elementary school they take themselves super seriously and everyone's treating it like one would a casino. azhdrake: The line "High stakes claw game" is in my notes. toothpastecanyon: !!! hatkirby: high stakes claw game you mean patty cake with alcor
hatkirby: anyway mizar summons alcor to kill macbeth tinylittlegremlin: Soon i can eat meat tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: Lmao tinylittlegremlin: I love the "you what?" hatkirby: this guyyyyyyy this frikken guy lmao he did NOT expect lady mizar was gonna pwn him like that!!!! he thought he'd say his cool line "no man can kill me" and it'd be like damb!!! but mizar LEGIT summons a demon to kick him into next week! Subliminal shit right there tinylittlegremlin: *pffft* tinylittlegremlin: You sound like an announcer azhdrake: "You what" are the best last words before getting destroyed by a demon. hatkirby: thank u hatkirby: Pfft hatkirby: although it's often like this: "that was a great deal we made. anyway now that i gave you a hundred dollars, i get to take my side of the bargain: Y O U R S O U L" "you what"
doomsdayfairy: You go Star! doomsdayfairy: Unlock those kin memories! hatkirby: Hldhlslgskgsmg hatkirby: Oh I Will toothpastecanyon: Djdncnck hatkirby: This is the kind of thing where I go in expecting to get dipper memories but I come out with Bill memories and then I tear off my shirt in agony doomsdayfairy: pfft oh no toothpastecanyon: No the dipper memories are in the second one hatkirby: Oh phew doomsdayfairy: get both and you'll get Alcor memories hatkirby: The Transcendence happens between covid vaccine doses toothpastecanyon: Nfnfncmckc doomsdayfairy: lol revya: Initially read this as “no worries, the dipper memories are in the bill memories” n I was like :blobamused: doomsdayfairy: pfft hatkirby: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: :grumpy_alcor: hatkirby: theyre my kin memories and i get to decide which au theyre from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! azhdrake: ohaeldahwlfeaw
tinylittlegremlin: Twin souls kinnies, aka Twinnies or in the singular: Twinny,- hatkirby: djkhfkaf tinylittlegremlin: I sufter the though, you suffer the thought too toothpastecanyon: yesssss I love that except for the twinner part but yeah before that hell yeah grem tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: Ok now i want a fic where alcors pretending to human and when he tries to reveal his secret everyone just thinks hes a closet twinny tinylittlegremlin: Not just a twinner tinylittlegremlin: But a twinny hatkirby: omG hatkirby: kjhsadkfh hatkirby: IDEAS THO hatkirby: alcor tries to tell someone and they're like "oh thanks for feeling comfortable enough telling me something like that! i know people say it's cringe but i'm alcor kin too... hey why do you look like you're gonna be sick" tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: "Oh don't tell me you're a no doubles kind of guy" tinylittlegremlin: Every time he tries to prove it theyre just like "man ur rlly commited to this arentcha" hatkirby: 😶 theentity0808: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: NO DOUBLES ADAGSJSKSKAJAVSJDKDMXM azhdrake: And that's how space california gets blown up tinylittlegremlin: *Gjfhskalalijho* azhdrake: "COULD A KINNIE DO THIS???" azhdrake: "oh fuck not again" hatkirby: kjDSHF tinylittlegremlin: Bees ur killing me tinylittlegremlin: Im dead tinylittlegremlin: Youve slain me tinylittlegremlin: The news reports tho- tinylittlegremlin: "Alcor 'kinnie' blows up space california" azhdrake: ;oafjo;awefjo;awiejf;iaw tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls: harmless romance or unspeakable crime?" hatkirby: you're laughing. the world's biggest alcor kinnie blowed up space california to turn space georgia blue in the elections, and you're laughing. azhdrake: FCANWEFKAWJEV:KAGWEGVA tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls encouraging violence in The Youth" tinylittlegremlin: Im no just laughing im ***howling*** hatkirby: >:D azhdrake: I mean. "The world's biggest Alcor kinnie" is, if you think about it, a technically correct description of Dipper tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* azhdrake: Are we all not but the worlds biggest kinners of ourselves?
toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !
hatkirby: Happy C-ta Sunday! cymrin: happy c-ta sunday! celebrate by doing morally questionable things today ickyickyicky: \ o / hatkirby: I'm watching gaslight at beppo and I am thinking of Him cymrin: gfjfsfkfd ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: I can’t remember, have you seen it before? <- this is not a gaslight joke, I just can’t remember hatkirby: Lsysks hatkirby: I have not ickyickyicky: Do we have plans to hang out tomorrow btw? ickyickyicky: Omg gaslight is really good hatkirby: Yeah I've been wanting to see it hatkirby: Tomorrow? ickyickyicky: For some reason I had a memory of us making plans but now I think I was just confused lol hatkirby: We made plans for today but then you cancelled ickyickyicky: Oh I meant for like all 3 of us hatkirby: Oh ickyickyicky: I remembered canceling for today ickyickyicky: Lmao sorry I just wanted to check but it sounds like no ickyickyicky: was gaslit by self into thinking I had plans hatkirby: I was gonna say this whole conversation is a minefield ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: for real ickyickyicky: YEAH SORRRY cymrin: no you’re fine I think the whole conversation was really funny. we all contributed