kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE?? toothpastecanyon: Oh toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head! hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for! toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry: hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check? hatkirby: No lmao
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet] scipiowright: like look at this garbage hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP 🙄 scipiowright: lmao truuuu scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter] scipiowright: queers scipiowright: Probably transformation? hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses hatkirby: Yeah 🥰 scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory) hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk scipiowright: ❤️ hatkirby: :blobsnuggle: hatkirby: I laughed out loud scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate) hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations
tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :) hatkirby: i don't know what that is tinylittlegremlin: :) hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/ hatkirby: oh i know this tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :) hatkirby: [image that says "balls"] hatkirby: i win toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen" hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!! tinylittlegremlin: writing that down tinylittlegremlin: 📝 eka_caesium: 😈 toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhh… azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏 swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: 😱 swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol rever: Hello! scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you newsoupvi: Tru hatkirby: rever hit the gym? scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars hatkirby: waow newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57 rever: sj beginner lobby gym hatkirby: lol scipiowright: Skill issue hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet exempt_medic: That really got me, wow newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad: scipiowright: They're on a diet newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue" scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning newsoupvi: That is like newsoupvi: A food scipiowright: Who said we were eating them? exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?" scipiowright: This is absurdist humor hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: exempt_medic: again