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mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints?
newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints
newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed
mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us
newsoupvi: It was something like
newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: lol
t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls"
newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference
newsoupvi: Well
newsoupvi: As in
newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer
newsoupvi: Lol
t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case
t1mshady: In fact
t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/
t1mshady: Here it is
t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread
t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint)
newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED
newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that
newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here
newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes
rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p
newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in ⁠witness
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭
hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game
espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything
espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls"
hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud
t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually
t1mshady: So many game saves in there now
newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked
newsoupvi: How did you not know this
newsoupvi: This is common knowledge
espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game?
exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back
espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
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toothpastecanyon: star what time is it right now to the minute
hatkirby: ten fifty sex
azhdrake: Nine fifty sex here ;)
toothpastecanyon: umm it's twenty two fifty sex actually
hatkirby: 🫵 british
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azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm
hatkirby: no i saw that
azhdrake: No you didn't
hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm
azhdrake: I can
hatkirby: I won't let you
azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things
gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm
tinylittlegremlin: XD
tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh
azhdrake: Hey Grem
tinylittlegremlin: hi bees
hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES
azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm
tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now
tinylittlegremlin: also dinner
toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
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toothpastecanyon: sleepy.....
tinylittlegremlin: oh perfect, you wont resist
tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: ✂️
toothpastecanyon: grem what are you doiiiiing
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping]
toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous:
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: eka help
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: eka that's not helping
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: :blobsob:
toothpastecanyon: abandoned!!!
ciphycnidaria: WHAAAT THATS SO EXCITINNNGGG I HOPE ITS AMAZING
novaluknight: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eka_caesium: I'm sure you'll be fine, Tooth
eka_caesium: You trust Grem, right?
toothpastecanyon: I trust grem with my life unless they're doing a bit in which case I do not trust them at all
eka_caesium: I see
toothpastecanyon: and they're doing a bit...!!!
eka_caesium: So you're one of those wishy washy people
toothpastecanyon: well it depends
eka_caesium: :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: :blobamused:
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping intensifies]
toothpastecanyon: gremmmm what are you doiiing
eka_caesium: Didn't you want a haircut
eka_caesium: Let's be positive here
toothpastecanyon: B+ 🤔
swbookworm: hey b+ is a decent grade! good job grem keep it up
toothpastecanyon: booook
swbookworm: yes tooth?
swbookworm: :blobpeek:
toothpastecanyon: grem is being ominous :owo:
swbookworm: so just business as usual then?
swbookworm: i feel like grem is ominous so often that it's normal, it's when grem is *not* being ominous that we need to be concerned
toothpastecanyon: grem can't not be ominous...
swbookworm: which is why if theyre every not ominous we need to be concerned about it!
swbookworm: so this is business as usual! which means you have nothing to worry about :)
tinylittlegremlin: well nuts now i need to fgiure out how to not be ominous
toothpastecanyon: it's a really hard skill for a demon to learn
tinylittlegremlin: :blobglare:
tinylittlegremlin: yknow what just for that comment
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of buzzing]
swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775
toothpastecanyon: buzzing :blobaww: 🐝
tinylittlegremlin: you too book. get over here :raynaud:
swbookworm: :unoreverse: :grabby::hands:
tinylittlegremlin: ✂️
swbookworm: ✂️ ✂️
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darkid: always the discards
darkid: see the good thing about eclipse was that you could go back through your void and find what you missed
darkid: vod*
hatkirby: no i like the void better
hatkirby: i was REALLY trying to figure out what you meant
hatkirby: like you go through in the darkness of your own mind what things you may have missed during the run
darkid: true
darkid: eclipse is a time for self reflection
hatkirby: it's very true, and about half of the time that self reflection was about challenge
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eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked
eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png
hatkirby: What is this
hatkirby: Help
eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979"
eka_caesium: The previous record holder was
eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg
toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,,
hatkirby: WOW
hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN
hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM
hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!!
eka_caesium: XD
toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG
toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint
eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this
toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again
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eka_caesium: There are worse things, but the smell that comes from cooking them down is truly awful <--intimately familiar with this
azhdrake: I doubt I'd mind it that much
azhdrake: <- worked in a lab with strong smelling chemicals and bodily fluids included some truly rancid blood
tinylittlegremlin: we have scented cansdles 🕯️
azhdrake: I don't think that would do much besides add an additional strong smell
tinylittlegremlin: too late
tinylittlegremlin: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
swbookworm: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame:
toothpastecanyon: love a good additional strong smell
swbookworm: hmm that looks like a fire hazard to me
swbookworm: Those. Sent out of order
swbookworm: Oops
toothpastecanyon: it's a fun hazard
swbookworm: Alcor voice: "Fire hazard? More like *FUN* hazard!" [maniacal laughter as something burns down in the background]
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eka_caesium: Terrible impulse moment, I bought it
toothpastecanyon: ohhhh noooo how uhh terrible
eka_caesium: There was only one on ebay :blobsob:
hatkirby: i wanna impulse buy something! i have a hole inside of me that could be filled with items! i wanna do it i wanna do it!
eka_caesium: Buy me
hatkirby: :blobnervous:
eka_caesium: :blobowo:
hatkirby: i mean i guess this is what a deal is
toothpastecanyon: buy eka
hatkirby: but you seem too into it
toothpastecanyon: :thatorbthingfrompetscop:
eka_caesium: :blobowo:
hatkirby: ok uh but like. what do you want in exchange for your soul. or is this just gratis
eka_caesium: :blobowo:
eka_caesium: You
eka_caesium: *you'll find out
hatkirby: :NervousSmile:
eka_caesium: Not you
eka_caesium: NOT YOU
toothpastecanyon: gfdgfdg
hatkirby: i am not giving you my soul
hatkirby: sorry not sorry
eka_caesium: Okay well, it might be you
hatkirby: you just said it wasn't!
eka_caesium: I was bending the truth a bit
hatkirby: that's MY job!! wtf!!
toothpastecanyon: eka is doing the first rule of demon dealings and that is have fun and be silly
hatkirby: pushes you into a puddle
eka_caesium: Uh huh
eka_caesium: bleh
eka_caesium: Oh there's a worm in here
toothpastecanyon: a tiny little one?
eka_caesium: Yeah
toothpastecanyon: oh that's mine
eka_caesium: here take it
toothpastecanyon: thanks! 🥰
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tinylittlegremlin: hi eka
tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud:
eka_caesium: I heard they let worms wriggle around on the counters at starbucks
tinylittlegremlin: this is true, we do
eka_caesium: Messed up
tinylittlegremlin: 🫙
tinylittlegremlin: yup
tinylittlegremlin: [shakes you around in the jar]
swbookworm: oh are u getting in a jar grem?
tinylittlegremlin: no its ekas tuirn to be jarred today
swbookworm: ah okay cool
swbookworm: :jarshake:
tinylittlegremlin: making an eka jam [dumps in sugar]
swbookworm: oh sweet
azhdrake: sugar is, yes
toothpastecanyon: eka jam...
toothpastecanyon: I thought ekas came in slices
tinylittlegremlin: thats why were shaking! to mash em up w trhe sugar
azhdrake: I do hate to say this though, Grem, but you're supposed to add sugar to the jam while the rest of the jam is boiling
azhdrake: it's not gonna mix properly if you just shake it
toothpastecanyon: maybe it's a revolutionary new type of jam
tinylittlegremlin: well i think ur suipposed to marinate it so the jusices dissolve into the sugar
tinylittlegremlin: then cook
tinylittlegremlin: kind alike a syrup
azhdrake: When I've made jam you boil the fruit and add sugar to it
azhdrake: as it's boiling
tinylittlegremlin: the way my family does it you add the sugar first then set it on the fire and mix till it boils
azhdrake: And then add the pectin too
azhdrake: huh
tinylittlegremlin: sugar dissolves as you go
azhdrake: different strats
tinylittlegremlin: both tasty 😋
tinylittlegremlin: the heck is pectin
azhdrake: It. It's what jams the jam? So it's not runny?
tinylittlegremlin: wild
tinylittlegremlin: we just reduce
azhdrake: Like some fruits do have naturally occurring pectin but a lot of them you need to add some
tinylittlegremlin: boil the liquid away....
azhdrake: You normally do both
eka_caesium: You're all losers I am basically identical to guava and this is going to smell disgusting
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newsoupvi: > on witpus
newsoupvi: On what now
hatkirby: Witness puzzles
newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy
hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs
newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW:
hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room
newsoupvi: witnussy
hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed