newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly scipio: Are you a pinball newsoupvi: Yes
roobyroo: We are going to become feral epiphany-driven animals newsoupvi: Based exempt_medic: What is this "become"? newsoupvi: TRUE hatkirby: tis better to be driven by epiphany than to be driven by whatever the heck is happening on tiktok newsoupvi: That's such a broad statement I don't even know how to interpret that :ICANT: exempt_medic: I can't prove it wrong though XD roobyroo: Spoken like someone who hasn't experienced WitTok hatkirby: Is that a thing hatkirby: Is this a thing that happen newsoupvi: Is that a thing x2 mrpokemon11: wtf is WikTok hatkirby: joey blowey doing tiktok dances??
azhdrake: > solid liquid gas plasma azhdrake: BoseβEinstein condensate just ain't good enough, huh? hatkirby: fuck that bitch azhdrake: :gasp: tinylittlegremlin: lol hatkirby: i just met them and i have only contempt azhdrake: I love it its such a little weirdo hatkirby: lol
novaluknight: TWO MINUTESSSSSS tinylittlegremlin: i can imagine thee_with_eyes_of_stars: almost time for u ey? tinylittlegremlin: eey sup jinx novaluknight: YEAHHHHHH novaluknight: SUP thee_with_eyes_of_stars: as a time traveler i must warn u tinylittlegremlin: a new year! thats whats up! thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not eat a lot of butter bread novaluknight: SMH thee_with_eyes_of_stars: a moderate amount is good thee_with_eyes_of_stars: but know restraint tinylittlegremlin: dont listen to lu, theyre a buzzkill, eat a lot pf bread n butter novaluknight: ONE MINUTE ποΈ novaluknight: mmmm buttered bread thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not, else the Tummy Hurt Diseaseβ’οΈ may befall u tinylittlegremlin: fuck restraint, go hog wild novaluknight: HAPPY NEW YEARRRR tinylittlegremlin: ππππππππππππππππππππππππ thee_with_eyes_of_stars: hap new york!!! tinylittlegremlin: happy new year!
#660Up+1/-0DownDecember 21 2023 at 08:11:08 pm EST
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints? newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us newsoupvi: It was something like newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls" newsoupvi: lol t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls" newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference newsoupvi: Well newsoupvi: As in newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls" newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer newsoupvi: Lol t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case t1mshady: In fact t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/ t1mshady: Here it is t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint) newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in β witness newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: π hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls" hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually t1mshady: So many game saves in there now newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked newsoupvi: How did you not know this newsoupvi: This is common knowledge espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game? exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
#659Up+1/-0DownDecember 15 2023 at 10:58:28 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: star what time is it right now to the minute hatkirby: ten fifty sex azhdrake: Nine fifty sex here ;) toothpastecanyon: umm it's twenty two fifty sex actually hatkirby: π«΅ british
#658Up+1/-0DownDecember 15 2023 at 08:05:57 pm EST
azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm hatkirby: no i saw that azhdrake: No you didn't hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm azhdrake: I can hatkirby: I won't let you azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh azhdrake: Hey Grem tinylittlegremlin: hi bees hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now tinylittlegremlin: also dinner toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
#656Up+1/-0DownDecember 13 2023 at 07:59:08 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: sleepy..... tinylittlegremlin: oh perfect, you wont resist tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: βοΈ toothpastecanyon: grem what are you doiiiiing tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping] toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous: eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka help eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: eka that's not helping eka_caesium: :blobcorn: toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: toothpastecanyon: abandoned!!! ciphycnidaria: WHAAAT THATS SO EXCITINNNGGG I HOPE ITS AMAZING novaluknight: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH eka_caesium: I'm sure you'll be fine, Tooth eka_caesium: You trust Grem, right? toothpastecanyon: I trust grem with my life unless they're doing a bit in which case I do not trust them at all eka_caesium: I see toothpastecanyon: and they're doing a bit...!!! eka_caesium: So you're one of those wishy washy people toothpastecanyon: well it depends eka_caesium: :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :blobamused: tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping intensifies] toothpastecanyon: gremmmm what are you doiiing eka_caesium: Didn't you want a haircut eka_caesium: Let's be positive here toothpastecanyon: B+ π€ swbookworm: hey b+ is a decent grade! good job grem keep it up toothpastecanyon: booook swbookworm: yes tooth? swbookworm: :blobpeek: toothpastecanyon: grem is being ominous :owo: swbookworm: so just business as usual then? swbookworm: i feel like grem is ominous so often that it's normal, it's when grem is *not* being ominous that we need to be concerned toothpastecanyon: grem can't not be ominous... swbookworm: which is why if theyre every not ominous we need to be concerned about it! swbookworm: so this is business as usual! which means you have nothing to worry about :) tinylittlegremlin: well nuts now i need to fgiure out how to not be ominous toothpastecanyon: it's a really hard skill for a demon to learn tinylittlegremlin: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: yknow what just for that comment tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of buzzing] swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775 toothpastecanyon: buzzing :blobaww: π tinylittlegremlin: you too book. get over here :raynaud: swbookworm: :unoreverse: :grabby::hands: tinylittlegremlin: βοΈ swbookworm: βοΈ βοΈ
#654Up+0/-0DownDecember 11 2023 at 10:04:05 pm EST
darkid: always the discards darkid: see the good thing about eclipse was that you could go back through your void and find what you missed darkid: vod* hatkirby: no i like the void better hatkirby: i was REALLY trying to figure out what you meant hatkirby: like you go through in the darkness of your own mind what things you may have missed during the run darkid: true darkid: eclipse is a time for self reflection hatkirby: it's very true, and about half of the time that self reflection was about challenge
#653Up+1/-0DownDecember 01 2023 at 09:45:20 am EST
eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png hatkirby: What is this hatkirby: Help eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979" eka_caesium: The previous record holder was eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,, hatkirby: WOW hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!! eka_caesium: XD toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again