#664 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:27:56 pm EST
newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly
scipio: Are you a pinball
newsoupvi: Yes
#663 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:26:55 pm EST
roobyroo: We are going to become feral epiphany-driven animals
newsoupvi: Based
exempt_medic: What is this "become"?
newsoupvi: TRUE
hatkirby: tis better to be driven by epiphany than to be driven by whatever the heck is happening on tiktok
newsoupvi: That's such a broad statement I don't even know how to interpret that :ICANT:
exempt_medic: I can't prove it wrong though XD
roobyroo: Spoken like someone who hasn't experienced WitTok
hatkirby: Is that a thing
hatkirby: Is this a thing that happen
newsoupvi: Is that a thing x2
mrpokemon11: wtf is WikTok
hatkirby: joey blowey doing tiktok dances??
#662 Up +0/-0 Down January 08 2024 at 03:22:24 pm EST
azhdrake: > solid liquid gas plasma
azhdrake: Bose–Einstein condensate just ain't good enough, huh?
hatkirby: fuck that bitch
azhdrake: :gasp:
tinylittlegremlin: lol
hatkirby: i just met them and i have only contempt
azhdrake: I love it its such a little weirdo
hatkirby: lol
#661 Up +0/-0 Down January 01 2024 at 02:01:32 am EST
novaluknight: TWO MINUTESSSSSS
tinylittlegremlin: i can imagine
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: almost time for u ey?
tinylittlegremlin: eey sup jinx
novaluknight: YEAHHHHHH
novaluknight: SUP
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: as a time traveler i must warn u
tinylittlegremlin: a new year! thats whats up!
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not eat a lot of butter bread
novaluknight: SMH
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: a moderate amount is good
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: but know restraint
tinylittlegremlin: dont listen to lu, theyre a buzzkill, eat a lot pf bread n butter
novaluknight: ONE MINUTE πŸ‘οΈ
novaluknight: mmmm buttered bread
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: do not, else the Tummy Hurt Diseaseℒ️ may befall u
tinylittlegremlin: fuck restraint, go hog wild
novaluknight: HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
tinylittlegremlin: πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
thee_with_eyes_of_stars: hap new york!!!
tinylittlegremlin: happy new year!
#660 Up +1/-0 Down December 21 2023 at 08:11:08 pm EST
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints?
newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints
newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed
mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us
newsoupvi: It was something like
newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: lol
t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls"
newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference
newsoupvi: Well
newsoupvi: As in
newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls"
newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer
newsoupvi: Lol
t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case
t1mshady: In fact
t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/
t1mshady: Here it is
t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread
t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint)
newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED
newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that
newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here
newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes
rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p
newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in ⁠witness
newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭
hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game
espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything
espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls"
hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud
t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually
t1mshady: So many game saves in there now
newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked
newsoupvi: How did you not know this
newsoupvi: This is common knowledge
espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game?
exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back
espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
#659 Up +1/-0 Down December 15 2023 at 10:58:28 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: star what time is it right now to the minute
hatkirby: ten fifty sex
azhdrake: Nine fifty sex here ;)
toothpastecanyon: umm it's twenty two fifty sex actually
hatkirby: 🫡 british
#658 Up +1/-0 Down December 15 2023 at 08:05:57 pm EST
azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm
hatkirby: no i saw that
azhdrake: No you didn't
hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm
azhdrake: I can
hatkirby: I won't let you
azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things
gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm
tinylittlegremlin: XD
tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh
azhdrake: Hey Grem
tinylittlegremlin: hi bees
hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES
azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm
tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now
tinylittlegremlin: also dinner
toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
#656 Up +1/-0 Down December 13 2023 at 07:59:08 pm EST
toothpastecanyon: sleepy.....
tinylittlegremlin: oh perfect, you wont resist
tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: βœ‚οΈ
toothpastecanyon: grem what are you doiiiiing
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping]
toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous:
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: eka help
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: eka that's not helping
eka_caesium: :blobcorn:
toothpastecanyon: :blobsob:
toothpastecanyon: abandoned!!!
ciphycnidaria: WHAAAT THATS SO EXCITINNNGGG I HOPE ITS AMAZING
novaluknight: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eka_caesium: I'm sure you'll be fine, Tooth
eka_caesium: You trust Grem, right?
toothpastecanyon: I trust grem with my life unless they're doing a bit in which case I do not trust them at all
eka_caesium: I see
toothpastecanyon: and they're doing a bit...!!!
eka_caesium: So you're one of those wishy washy people
toothpastecanyon: well it depends
eka_caesium: :blobamused:
toothpastecanyon: :blobamused:
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of snipping intensifies]
toothpastecanyon: gremmmm what are you doiiing
eka_caesium: Didn't you want a haircut
eka_caesium: Let's be positive here
toothpastecanyon: B+ πŸ€”
swbookworm: hey b+ is a decent grade! good job grem keep it up
toothpastecanyon: booook
swbookworm: yes tooth?
swbookworm: :blobpeek:
toothpastecanyon: grem is being ominous :owo:
swbookworm: so just business as usual then?
swbookworm: i feel like grem is ominous so often that it's normal, it's when grem is *not* being ominous that we need to be concerned
toothpastecanyon: grem can't not be ominous...
swbookworm: which is why if theyre every not ominous we need to be concerned about it!
swbookworm: so this is business as usual! which means you have nothing to worry about :)
tinylittlegremlin: well nuts now i need to fgiure out how to not be ominous
toothpastecanyon: it's a really hard skill for a demon to learn
tinylittlegremlin: :blobglare:
tinylittlegremlin: yknow what just for that comment
tinylittlegremlin: [sounds of buzzing]
swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775
toothpastecanyon: buzzing :blobaww: 🐝
tinylittlegremlin: you too book. get over here :raynaud:
swbookworm: :unoreverse: :grabby::hands:
tinylittlegremlin: βœ‚οΈ
swbookworm: βœ‚οΈ βœ‚οΈ
#654 Up +0/-0 Down December 11 2023 at 10:04:05 pm EST
darkid: always the discards
darkid: see the good thing about eclipse was that you could go back through your void and find what you missed
darkid: vod*
hatkirby: no i like the void better
hatkirby: i was REALLY trying to figure out what you meant
hatkirby: like you go through in the darkness of your own mind what things you may have missed during the run
darkid: true
darkid: eclipse is a time for self reflection
hatkirby: it's very true, and about half of the time that self reflection was about challenge
#653 Up +1/-0 Down December 01 2023 at 09:45:20 am EST
eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked
eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png
hatkirby: What is this
hatkirby: Help
eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979"
eka_caesium: The previous record holder was
eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg
toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,,
hatkirby: WOW
hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN
hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM
hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!!
eka_caesium: XD
toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG
toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint
eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this
toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again