revya: Be gay, do ocean crime 🏄 toothpastecanyon: be gay but if you do ocean crime you do ocean time revya: Be gay and know your ocean rights 🌊 justdogs: no ocean crime unless u ready to do the ocean time toothpastecanyon: be gay and give ocean liscence and reefisdration please
justdogs: ugh justdogs: google did an update and i HATE IT! hatkirby: uh oh hatkirby: that darn google! *laughs nervously* justdogs: star hatkirby: hi justdogs: star were u the one who took away my tab folders? justdogs: star? hatkirby: yep, i'm the criminal hatkirby: i stole them and have now eaten them justdogs: how could You star!!! hatkirby: idk?? they looked yummy?? justdogs: *i CrYYYY* hatkirby: i'm sorry doggo!! justdogs: they did look hell yummy justdogs: :blobcry: hatkirby: :blobpats: justdogs: god look at this mess justdogs: [Image of mobile browser with no tab groups. Hey, dogs is reading Lucy Ann & the Lunch Bunch!] hatkirby: :blurryeyes: justdogs: HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THIS! hatkirby: yo i've never had tab folders, on my phone i've got over a hundred tabs open and there's no organization at all hatkirby: also :blurryeyes: thats a nice fanfic u've got open there justdogs: hehehe justdogs: tab folders were the best thing that ever happened to me hatkirby: i'm sorry :( that's rough justdogs: if i ever meet god i will shoot a basketball hopp through their halo just for taking them away from me hatkirby: are you inmplying that god works for google justdogs: it's their day job hatkirby: lol
lutherstatic: im a clc, cowboy loving cowboy toothpastecanyon: omg ur valid lutherstatic: thank u toofers toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: justdogs: !!! justdogs: i am a nlc, non-cowboy loving cowboys lutherstatic: please dont fetishize cowboy culture, we're real normal people just like you, riding horses to the grocery store, cleaning our spurs on the porch, toothpastecanyon: 💚 justdogs: aw man, i'm sorry there r people out there like that but i am only here trying to show my support, i am a non cowboy loving cowboys the same as i am out here loving the non cowboys, just an ally fighting for cowboys right to ride cowhorses and to clean spurs justdogs: Cowboy rights are human rights justdogs: 👏 toothpastecanyon: HELL YEAH toothpastecanyon: YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS
toothpastecanyon: al-v ooh I got a good one toothpastecanyon: I love chocolate okay toothpastecanyon: so what if everything I touched turned to chocolate!! toothpastecanyon: I SEE NO PROBLEMS HERE alcorian5305: oh no toothpastecanyon: I got the idea from reading about this idiot called midas who made everything he touched turn to gold toothpastecanyon: what an idiot. you can't eat gold eka_caesium: Wow what a loser. aba_daba_do: You can eat gold if you apply yourself alcorian5305: true ^^^ toothpastecanyon: aba you do put out a good defense. Maybe I will make one hand turn things to chocolate and the other turn things to gold
dugamar: Good morning, good morning! garamoji: mooning justdogs: morning anonymousmoon: Morning dugamar: Good now that you're all awake dugamar: ***fiGht tO thE deAtH foR my amUsemEnT*** anonymousmoon: No justdogs: If i fight to the death it's gonna be for my amusement and my amusement alone.
hatkirby: if you want i can link you to a little guide i wrote for tagging tau fic on ao3 biplet: I have not but I think I know how to tag it. Alternate universe - transcendence right? hatkirby: yep!! biplet: Sweet biplet: I write so much linked universe that I have to tag AUs all the time lol hatkirby: oh lol yeah that makes sense hatkirby: 👍 biplet: Which reminds me I need to update my lu fic oops biplet: I was on a roll of every two weeks and then school started hatkirby: oof yeah real life is a thing hatkirby: i hope you can continue working on ur hobbies in a way that is satisfying to you! biplet: Every chapter focuses on a different characters view of Wild and I have two characters left lol biplet: Sorry I shall stop my rambles toothpastecanyon: no no! Ghost-cat: No, no Ghost-cat: Don't stop Ghost-cat: I am listening toothpastecanyon: RAMBLE RAMBLE toothpastecanyon: ^^^ Ghost-cat: and "i hope you can continue working on ur hobbies in a way that is satisfying to you!" is certainly one good wish hatkirby: i'm cool and i say cool things Ghost-cat: yes you are star
dugamar: Reminder: azula was 14 toothpastecanyon: I fkin love azula justdogs: i wish i was that awesome at 14 toothpastecanyon: ikr dugamar: I wish I committed that much casual murder when I was 14
rekipstar0258: if u have a startling enough alarm u start the day VERY AWAKE tinylittlegremlin: (me today-the alarm thing) rekipstar0258: i mean my alarm is v startling and i frequently awaken in confusion and panic of why ppl are yelling its quite effective seawhawha: :/ i have to change my alarm fairly regularly cause i adapt to them and just sleep through them rekipstar0258: ye i had one that was just BEEP BEEP BEEP and i adapted enough to hit snooze without waking up seawhawha: my adaption is literally just not even noticing it anymore while unconscious revya: You just have to set the most annoying thing you can think of as the alarm revya: I’ve had the dave strider rapping one for like 6 years now and just the opening notes are enough to rage-punt me awake at this point revya: You need to go on a quest to discover the true meaning of loathing is what I’m saying revya: A BEEP BEEP is impersonal revya: Businesslike revya: But on the other hand you set, I dunno, the Barbie song and it instantaneously summons up the repressed memories of years of receiving dolls from elderly family members who couldn’t be bothered to make it on your birthday, didn’t know you didn’t care for them or even what age you were, the way the dolls stared w judgement as you played w your stuffed animals, your legos, and Toy Story taught you to beware their wrath, and someday you knew *you knew* revya: They would *get* you revya: So you got them first and your parents blamed you for the mess, can you believe? It was self defense, you say rekipstar0258: are you ok grey tinylittlegremlin: ... Grey r u ok tinylittlegremlin: Do u need to talk revya: No tinylittlegremlin: I feel that tho a BEEP BEEP is very impersonal tinylittlegremlin: And rage is a good motivator tinylittlegremlin: Pfft tinylittlegremlin: Ok im still in class tinylittlegremlin: And this is hilarious tinylittlegremlin: "just faceplant clip tru the floor" revya: All I’m saying is, if you don’t want to choke your alarm to death every morning, if you don’t awake w the burning desire to see the life leave its eyes as you throttle it revya: Then it’s not doing its job seawhawha: i havnt found anything that can draw that feeling out of me revya: How do you get through the day w/o hatred and spite, sounds hard seawhawha: im just not the type of person to hate much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tinylittlegremlin: I do it by being cheerfully optimistic! tinylittlegremlin: Its better for ur heart revya: Sounds fake but ok
tinylittlegremlin: ....i rlly need to read noie but i feel like its going to be bad for my blood pressure aba_daba_do: It will be. toothpastecanyon: :blobmelt: tinylittlegremlin: (jk jk its gonna be TERRIBLE for my rage) toothpastecanyon: abaaa toothpastecanyon: u are too nic tinylittlegremlin: lmao tinylittlegremlin: just out n says it huh hatkirby: noie is so good and you will want to chew through concrete tinylittlegremlin: hmmmmmm tinylittlegremlin: that both attracts AND repulses me toothpastecanyon: you def don't have to read toothpastecanyon: 💙 aba_daba_do: All of my friends make good fic and now I exclusively eat concrete tinylittlegremlin: i will someday for sure hatkirby: FHJiuhsodfj tinylittlegremlin: lmao hatkirby: im chortling tinylittlegremlin: that cant be good for ur stomach aba