hatkirby: TOOTH!!!! hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday toothpastecanyon: STAR toothpastecanyon: Omg!! toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly! hatkirby: 🤔 hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be! hatkirby: Checkmate atheists toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions hatkirby: 😔 azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg hatkirby: I am making noises hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting toothpastecanyon: Pfffft toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven azhdrake: What? toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham? hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess toothpastecanyon: Hehehe azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies. hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg azhdrake: I stand corrected toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’ hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight" toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
azhdrake: When I was at the U I was working for the Queer Student Cultural Center at the college and that was great. Loved everyone there. roguechlnchllla: Yeah, I might end up getting a part time job on campus at some point anyways. I just don’t need to, which is really great. hatkirby: hell yeah workin with the big gays! swbookworm: tbf one of the jobs was. very involved and actually technically full time once everything that went into it was factored in, but i did genuinely enjoy that one and it was *very* good for me in terms of social development (if that's the right term) so swbookworm: queer student cultural center sounds like a rly good place to work azhdrake: it was! Absolutely the best part of the University experience hatkirby: the job i did that was the most fun was backstage work for student productions, like it was a very time and energy consuming thing but i loved it a lot, like setting up and striking the shows, and i was often backstage during the shows as the stage manager, corralling performers and yelling about condoms swbookworm: ksdslkajdlskas thats great hatkirby: please ask me about the condoms azhdrake: Star 🤝 bees azhdrake: Yelling about condoms in their university jobs hatkirby: kjsdfhkjsdhfksd hatkirby: UR RIGHT azhdrake: I mean, I'm assuming that the condom thing is that people be fucking, but I could also see unlubricated condoms being used for various Theater Things™️ pallasvoid: god im waiting with bated breath for this condom story hatkirby: ok so it's sort of a common practice that when you're using wireless mics, you put the mic pack into a condom before you clip it on the performer so that they don't sweat onto the pack and break it, WHICH HAPPENS A LOT performers get sweaty when they're dancing around and being dramatique. and the thing is that people somehow kept breaking their condoms?? which is a really funny implication on its own. but it also meant that one time I had the unenviable job of walking to the campus convenience store and asking the clerk "hey do you have any unlubricated condoms?" and she gave me this tired, defeated look, shook her head and said, "no, baby. we don't have those." pallasvoid: dfljgaljhdfgkdjfhg swbookworm: kasjdklsfdhsds pallasvoid: :wheeze: swbookworm: that's somehow so much better than i anticipated pallasvoid: right?!?! hatkirby: :blobxd: hatkirby: theatre is fun pallasvoid: it is! pallasvoid: i miss it azhdrake: Theater IS fun!
azhdrake: I am....... sleepy azhdrake: SleeBee azhdrake: 😪 okay i was gonna do a thing but now I'm distracted by how terrible this "sleepy"emoji is azhdrake: *sheds single tear* I'm just so tired.... So tragic avespecora: 😴 azhdrake: Yeah that one's fine azhdrake: But avespecora: how does the sleeby tear lead to this 😔 avespecora: Crying before sleep avespecora: the usual azhdrake: As you do avespecora: 🤫 🥱 😪 😴 hatkirby: god im so sad that all of my friends get to run around at the mall and through rocks throw store windows but my mom says i have to go to bed at 8:30 and i'd just sneak out but i'm so hecking tired 😪 avespecora: elfksdhdkhgkhjdfkfdj toothpastecanyon: hgjfdlhj tinylittlegremlin: Lmao
azhdrake: Okay reading an article on it: chameleons can and will camouflage with their color changing, but only in subtle ways like making themselves darker or lighter green. When they break out the other colors, that's for communication. swbookworm: ah yeah sounds accurate hatkirby: Or for dance parties! azhdrake: Is dance not communication? azhdrake: The purest expression of self? azhdrake: The ultimate way of talking? hatkirby: Chameleon listening to darude sandstorm and going big dick mode hatkirby: Okay I meant to type big dick mode azhdrake: o;aefjoi;awejfo;iawf;oawi hatkirby: Big F U C K mode swbookworm: ksaldsadjsaddsa azhdrake: Star's phone knows what it wants in life hatkirby: Pffffft azhdrake: and it's big lizard dick hatkirby: I'm throwing my phone in a volcano swbookworm: kasjdlsakdjds azhdrake: it's for the best
hatkirby: caught necrozma with a quick ball bc im a fuckin boss toothpastecanyon: AWW YEAH tinylittlegremlin: 🎉 hatkirby: i'm gonna use it in the elite four bc i'm a little bitch hatkirby: i'm a fuckin boss AND a little bitch yes we exist
azhdrake: Guess who just ordered a whittling knife? azhdrake: Gonna. azhdrake: Carve hatkirby: whater u gonna carve 👀 azhdrake: I don't have a specific project I've just lusted after the idea of being able to carve wood since I was ten and it occurred to me that this is something I can absolutely make happen hatkirby: lusted hatkirby: is a word azhdrake: Gonna make a bunch of little sculptures. azhdrake: objyeckkks hatkirby: lustily i dipped my oars into the silent lake, and as i rose upon the stroke, my boat went heaving through the water like a swan hatkirby: [what i think every time i see the word lust] azhdrake: jao;jiweofjoe;fjw;
roguechlnchllla: Speaking of that, a few days ago I was in a really weird edge states of consciousness. hatkirby: two days ago rogue was legally dead for 15 minutes and there's a new york times article about it
pallasvoid: how're you this morning? hatkirby: Sleepy hatkirby: Didn't sleep great last night which probably has to do with the fact that I stayed up to 1Am chatting with ppl pallasvoid: oh noooo pallasvoid: big mood tho, my partner is up lol pallasvoid: sadly the not sleeping was mutual insomnia and my brain doing a fuck and nothing fun hatkirby: Aww hatkirby: Well that just about blows a big one toothpastecanyon: Awww hatkirby: Verily it sucks in the name of GOD