abgkiwi: just because everyone except icely sam brenton deus and kirbs equates to brendan chris me glitch and you doesn't mean it's half of the old testers even when it does hatkirby: oh phew i thought you were calling me old abgkiwi: aren't you younger than me idr hatkirby: really? I wouldn't have thought that brentonw: pretty sure kiwi is younger hatkirby: i'm gonna be 30 next year abgkiwi: idk for some reason i just assumed kirbs was like 23 abgkiwi: *oh i'm a bit off* hatkirby: Lol brentonw: kirbs has a young soul 🙂 hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: Yeah ok in another server there were a bunch of people who did not believe me when I said how old I was because I have a picrew avatar hatkirby: Like what abgkiwi: i used to have a picrew avatar but almost none of them have haircuts anything like mine abgkiwi: so i kinda dipped abgkiwi: also about 2 of them have facial hair options hatkirby: I only recently got a haircut like this guy abgkiwi: there's no intersect lol hatkirby: but I'm lovin it abgkiwi: floofty hair hatkirby: Short floofty hair abgkiwi: tousleable hatkirby: only after i score the winning goal at my soccer game hatkirby: ^ not a real thing abgkiwi: or create a nice drawing to be put on the fridge hatkirby: i drew a kirby! abgkiwi: (the two genders: scoring in soccer and nice drawings on the fridge) hatkirby: so true bestie
kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE?? toothpastecanyon: Oh toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head! hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for! toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry: hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check? hatkirby: No lmao
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
scipiowright: At some point I gotta learn AutoLISP so I can make custom commands, but fuck does it look dreadful scipiowright: [posts a lisp code snippet] scipiowright: like look at this garbage hatkirby: So stereotypical for a gay person to write in LISP 🙄 scipiowright: lmao truuuu scipiowright: does this mean that Jak & Daxter is canonically gay hatkirby: I'm not familiar with them but yes newsoupvi: What is the trans keyword lol scipiowright: [Image of jak and daxter] scipiowright: queers scipiowright: Probably transformation? hatkirby: Ok I've never actually used lisp but I kind of love it a lot because I love lambda calculus and so looking at lisp is like asmr scipiowright: But there's so many parentheses hatkirby: Yeah 🥰 scipiowright: that's it, you're now queer (derogatory) hatkirby: Sgkskdmgdgk scipiowright: ❤️ hatkirby: :blobsnuggle: hatkirby: I laughed out loud scipiowright: queer (derogatory) (affectionate) hatkirby: I can see why old people are so confused by online conversations
tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :) hatkirby: i don't know what that is tinylittlegremlin: :) hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/ hatkirby: oh i know this tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :) hatkirby: [image that says "balls"] hatkirby: i win toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen" hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!! tinylittlegremlin: writing that down tinylittlegremlin: 📝 eka_caesium: 😈 toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhh… azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏 swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: 😱 swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it