Drifty: Learning about Electricity a few years back never really sparked my interest, but I guess they needed to amp up the lessons a bit. I did find it a bit reVolting, but now I'm just shocked. Maybe we needed a better conductor, maybe we just needed to go with the current. Or the flow...
Hey, The reason I must be making all these puns must be beclaws of my purrfect cat shirt. I'm a worldwide punomenon!
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]
Hatkirby: omg candy corn Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: what is hippophobia Drifty: Fear of horses Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions Hatkirby: lop Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? Drifty: You? Drifty: A pool table? Hatkirby: WHAT Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN Drifty: Not particularly Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid Drifty: Really Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed Drifty: ... Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly Hatkirby: lololol
#435Up+19/-17DownJanuary 25 2011 at 03:28:52 am EST
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
#434Up+17/-18DownJanuary 09 2011 at 02:14:27 am EST
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies? Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework? Drifty: Sure, why not Hatkirby: It doesn't workâchanneling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner. Drifty: Wait what * Hatkirby is quite possibly insane Drifty: wot
#433Up+22/-20DownOctober 29 2010 at 11:15:56 pm EDT
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
#432Up+19/-18DownOctober 29 2010 at 02:12:46 am EDT
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles (10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made (10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod (10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work (10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid (10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles (10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret (10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer (10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you: (10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD (10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here (10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!
...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!
(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices (10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words (10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music (10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart (10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart (10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing (10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P (10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O (10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too! (10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny! (10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
#431Up+19/-18DownOctober 29 2010 at 02:11:07 am EDT
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes (09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray! (09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4 (09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P (09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5 (10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.< (10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols (10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf (10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that? (10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter! (10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011? (10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun (10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job (10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper (10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o (10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was (10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it (10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break (10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later (10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._. (10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
#430Up+27/-16DownOctober 17 2010 at 11:41:41 am EDT
(07:35:15 AM) Smiley: can you have it so it's aligned right (07:35:30 AM) Starla Insigna: So it's all the way to the right (07:35:31 AM) Starla Insigna: ? (07:35:52 AM) Smiley: like inside the access div (07:36:04 AM) Smiley: but to the right (07:36:07 AM) Starla Insigna: Inside #access, but all the way to the right? (07:36:25 AM) Smiley: yeah...? (07:36:35 AM) Starla Insigna: So you mean to say inside #access (07:36:36 AM) Smiley: nothing wrong with that (07:36:41 AM) Starla Insigna: ...but all the way to the right! (07:36:50 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:36:59 AM) Smiley: inside #access (07:37:17 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right! (07:37:35 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:37:41 AM) Smiley: aligned right (07:37:50 AM) Starla Insigna: Just to be clear, it's going to be inside #access (07:37:56 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!
#429Up+22/-18DownSeptember 02 2010 at 11:23:18 am EDT
Starla: Ohallo Drifty: :) Starla: O_O Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?" Drifty: lolwhut Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind Starla: WHUT Starla: Yes, apparently Starla: *sick Drifty: lololol * Starla is actually lolling
#428Up+19/-17DownAugust 27 2010 at 06:21:19 pm EDT
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut