hatkirby: Hey void pallasvoid: star! hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy hatkirby: :sunglarp: hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔 pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did azhdrake: Like. The blood pump? hatkirby: yeah hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate hatkirby: a lot of time azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it" toothpastecanyon: Pffft hatkirby: XD hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller azhdrake: never went under water much azhdrake: but fef azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea azhdrake: Fef is good hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was azhdrake: that went right over my head hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane azhdrake: It sounds. azhdrake: Very inline azhdrake: with hussie logic hatkirby: true hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him... azhdrake: I'm sorry azhdrake: 🪦
eka_caesium: Can I interest anyone in a 7lb bucket of sand and soda ash hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Idk what that is but I want it revya: Wow tasty :catjuice: eka_caesium: excellent ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🪣 hatkirby: :herehecomes: eka_caesium: ahgfdasdfghjlkj the tagline is "it doesn't make sense not to have one of these nearby, does it?" eka_caesium: I'm sure it's very useful in your lab but also--lol hatkirby: *me advertising a lame pair of pants* "I can't NOT put these on!" eka_caesium: *wheeze* eka_caesium: It's $3.75, can't beat that azhdrake: I believe sand and soda ash is used to put out fires hatkirby: well it can't possibly put out the fire inside my soul hatkirby: or my acid reflux azhdrake: jfailejfa azhdrake: actually it would help with that theoretically azhdrake: it's pretty basic hatkirby: fair azhdrake: Mind you, I feel like depending on the dose it might violently react with your acid and that would cause other problems, but in the end it would neutralize it hatkirby: i want to cause nuclear explosions in my microbiome swbookworm: Don't we all
tinylittlegremlin: hi bees!!! azhdrake: Hey Grem! tinylittlegremlin: bees help i am thinking about technology again tinylittlegremlin: also bees help it is super windy out hatkirby: are you thinking about all of the objective-c code loaded into that ipad 🥺 tinylittlegremlin: whats objective-c code? azhdrake: Because our planet rotates at an angle? hatkirby: objective-c is the best programming language in the universe said literally no one except me because i think it is neat and i get canceled everytime i bring it up azhdrake: And uneven heat distribution causes air currents to do things hatkirby: it's the language apple used to use / sort of still uses for its software platforms azhdrake: Oh you didn't ask why was it windty azhdrake: You just stated a fact hatkirby: no i think you effectively helped grem azhdrake: Sorry about your wind, brah hatkirby: you told them what was going on and helped them come to terms with why they're being blown comically off their feet toward a large tree tinylittlegremlin: djkklgalkghajklgdf; tinylittlegremlin: and yeah what star said tinylittlegremlin: [gets blown away]
azhdrake: God I was old enough to drink when GF ended and some of y'all be not even teenagers notroxa: i say as if 21 isnt also a baby adult notroxa: old ass /j pallasvoid: adjskghkasdgjh I was like 18 or 19 when it ended, depending what month it was gasmasque: It was February hatkirby: mmm yeah I remember knocking back all those brewskis watching a triangle get set on fire notroxa: feb 2016 pallasvoid: asjkdghksdgh STAR
hatkirby: ƛ tinylittlegremlin: oh that sounds fun hatkirby: i could only find a lambda with a diacritic for some reason eka_caesium: λ hatkirby: i knew i could count on you hatkirby: now we can do some lambda calculus hatkirby: kjsdhfkjshdf i got confused because i'm watching an episode of golden girls while typing and they said "hot flashes" and i typed it hatkirby: anyway lambda calculus time hatkirby: λf.(λx. f(x x))(λx. f(x x)) eka_caesium: new high level kaomoji hatkirby: :blobaww: hatkirby: new emotion unlocked: the Y combinator eka_caesium: wow!!
hatkirby: happy homestuck day pallasvoid: I was waiting on you to say this lol pallasvoid: happy homestuck day hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: i'm a non-practicing homestuck but it's how i was raised pallasvoid: dkjgfhalsdkgjhaghfj