tinylittlegremlin: hey star do you want to playt he passwords game :) hatkirby: i don't know what that is tinylittlegremlin: :) hatkirby: you're gonna have to try harder than that to get my passwords eka_caesium: https://neal.fun/password-game/ hatkirby: oh i know this tinylittlegremlin: wanna play :) hatkirby: [image that says "balls"] hatkirby: i win toothpastecanyon: perfect password no notes eka_caesium: Star's password is "ILoveMen" hatkirby: kjdsfhkjshf toothpastecanyon: ILoveMen.balls hatkirby: eka you're not supposed to TELL people !!!! tinylittlegremlin: writing that down tinylittlegremlin: 📝 eka_caesium: 😈 toothpastecanyon: star I'm wondering whether you think this is a secret :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: :LimpWrist:
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhh… azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏 swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: 😱 swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
newsoupvi: Also hi mod Rever newsoupvi: Only just noticed lol rever: Hello! scipiowright: Rever is now stronger than you newsoupvi: Tru hatkirby: rever hit the gym? scipiowright: They can bench 60 cars hatkirby: waow newsoupvi: Damn I can only bench 57 rever: sj beginner lobby gym hatkirby: lol scipiowright: Skill issue hatkirby: zero benches for me please i'm on a diet exempt_medic: That really got me, wow newsoupvi: I don't get it :sad: scipiowright: They're on a diet newsoupvi: Inb4 "Skill Issue" scipiowright: They shouldn't have that many benches newsoupvi: Ok but why are you eating benches newsoupvi: Does bench have another meaning newsoupvi: That is like newsoupvi: A food scipiowright: Who said we were eating them? exempt_medic: I assumed they were eating benches, which was absolutely hilarious, for some reason newsoupvi: Is this that anglo absurdist humor that I don't understand sometimes because I'm German and my jokes have to have structure exempt_medic: The kind of absurdist humor that I just love fatman922: I'm with vi on this, I squinted at it for minute and was like "...hm?" scipiowright: This is absurdist humor hatkirby: I'm causing problems in the witness chat lol scipiowright: Therefore, skill issue newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: exempt_medic: again
flamentnagel: ahh, i used to love Lingo (american game show) as a kid. i don't even really remember why, lol transmothgirl: the prophecy v_sper_: being revived in 2023 with RuPaul as host?? hatkirby: HELP hatkirby: is this real v_sper_: yes hatkirby: that's so funny hatkirby: yasssss welcome back hunty abgkiwi: this image holds an energy i can't describe. csouvey: I think that energy is "how am I not rich enough to get out of this photo shoot" v_sper_: tonight's runway category "Lingo She Betta' Don't" abgkiwi: And tonight on the runway, category is... 'Lingo Night at the Old Folks' Home' abgkiwi: :wt: NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK (3 1 7 5) csouvey: counterclockwise? v_sper_: 🚫 💦 🕐 abgkiwi: yess monicaaAAAahh csouvey: Category is: "All dressed up and nowhere to Lingo" abgkiwi: i'm so glad Jinkx MidBlue won season 5
newsoupvi: This is #witness now oh no newsoupvi: Actually not even that newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao hatkirby: this is non horny #witness hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice. quas.naart: "Articulation" hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing" newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain hatkirby: i don't have to imagine newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere park3r2_: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? park3r2_: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it? hatkirby: Wooly World hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE) hatkirby: Could be us 🙄