azhdrake: Have you been repeatedly accused of being years younger then you are because young fuckers on discord don't talk to enough actual adults to know what we sound like? Go to BALLS.COM. It will not solve this problem, but then you'll at least be having this problem at BALLS.COM
eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much swbookworm: :blobglare: swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao eka_caesium: :smugne: eka_caesium: Hehehe hatkirby: PERFECT hatkirby: USE hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI hatkirby: 🏆 eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush: hatkirby: of course of course hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101 eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: For my gaming degree hatkirby: obviously hatkirby: phd in gaming hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]" eka_caesium: LMAO eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star
pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
azhdrake: grem zeppelin hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead tinylittlegremlin: XD gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead gasmasque: A common misconception tinylittlegremlin: wheeze tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE} azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp: azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you hatkirby: 😳 gasmasque: Ba dum tss hatkirby: w-well tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll.................. gasmasque: sigh if only hatkirby: 😳 😳 😳 😳 azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago. tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick avespecora: feel like a while ago avespecora: LMAO hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔 gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What?? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday hatkirby: Looking forward to them both