tinylittlegremlin: 👁️ tinylittlegremlin: hi star! tinylittlegremlin: how r u hatkirby: I know how to say eye in japanese tinylittlegremlin: oh? hatkirby: め eka_caesium: !!! tinylittlegremlin: woah tinylittlegremlin: looks like a lil chopstick w a noodle tinylittlegremlin: or a funny hat hatkirby: it's pronounced "me" eka_caesium: me! tinylittlegremlin: haha hatkirby: you! tinylittlegremlin: yes that is you! tinylittlegremlin: XD hatkirby: イカは目です hatkirby: "eka is an eyeball" tinylittlegremlin: which parts eka hatkirby: イカ eka_caesium: :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: [points] woah!!! tinylittlegremlin: its eka realized in a differnt language/form! hatkirby: magic ✨ tinylittlegremlin: ✨ tinylittlegremlin: wow! :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: so star watcha upta hatkirby: ガレムは悪魔です hatkirby: grem is a demon ^ tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: hey wait :blobglare: eka_caesium: lies!!!!!! hatkirby: 😇 tinylittlegremlin: no telling lies about me!!!!! tinylittlegremlin: >:( hatkirby: all i do is tell lies tinylittlegremlin: thank u eka youve got my back! hatkirby: it is my wicked way
tinylittlegremlin: Look tinylittlegremlin: Looooook tinylittlegremlin: Im sure the reason the battery drains so fast is bc the phone is old tinylittlegremlin: Not. Not any other reason. tinylittlegremlin: 25 eka_caesium: Okay I believe you Grem! <--does not know anything about phones azhdrake: I mean old batterys do be doing that azhdrake: it's frustrating tinylittlegremlin: 24 azhdrake: god damn Grem is dying before our eyes tinylittlegremlin: Down i go hatkirby: :blobaww: azhdrake: :blobcry: azhdrake: Hey star what the fuck tinylittlegremlin: Deflating.... azhdrake: our DEAR freidn Grem is DYING hatkirby: arent we all dying together 🥰 azhdrake: and you :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: 23 azhdrake: Star you're imortal eka_caesium: hand in unlovable hand hatkirby: whats dying azhdrake: You insensitive jerk hatkirby: i have been misinformed tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* hatkirby: google says dying isn't good tinylittlegremlin: 22 azhdrake: Well it really depends on *whos* dying azhdrake: like. There's a few people that could use to die. Just a little. As a treat. hatkirby: but grem isn't one of them. got it azhdrake: Yeah Grem is great and wonderful and I love them hatkirby: which person can i kill :alcorstab: tinylittlegremlin: 21 azhdrake: Here's a list: https://www.visualcapitalist.com/worlds-richest-billionaires-over-the-past-10-years/ azhdrake: Go ham hatkirby: cant believe that when i kill people they die. i was so misinformed azhdrake: jcfawjefoaiwjfe; hatkirby: thank u!! this is very helpful
tinylittlegremlin: Uuurgh why do i feel so awful... eka_caesium: It's a mystery tinylittlegremlin: Hrm... hey! tinylittlegremlin: Wait!! tinylittlegremlin: My sketchbooks!!! tinylittlegremlin: Whered they go??? eka_caesium: Tornado tinylittlegremlin: Huh tinylittlegremlin: Awful clean in here for a tornado eka_caesium: Extremely specific tornado eka_caesium: You know how global worming is eka_caesium: asfc;dglkfhjgf; worming eka_caesium: I'm keeping that
tinylittlegremlin: and so the cluntdown begins tinylittlegremlin: ...countdown hatkirby: and so the CUNTDOWN BEGINS !!!!!!!! yassss!! tinylittlegremlin: aw fuck i thought you were asleep this countdownis gonna be shorter than i thouhgt hatkirby: me when i scheduled my bottom surgery hatkirby: oh? tinylittlegremlin: ndsjkfnkasnfjdklsahfjkdlsafs swbookworm: ohsDLKAJSHDFJ
hatkirby: yalls hatkirby: i woke up this morning to a kudos on one of my fics hatkirby: but specifically a fic that i wrote nine years ago and which did not have any kudos until this morning toothpastecanyon: wow azhdrake: Damn hatkirby: literally the rarest of all kudos and it sent a chill through my body because it's the slash fic i wrote about my algorithms professors as a joke toothpastecanyon: omg hatkirby: who tf is going on ao3 and searching for the ceo of duolingo azhdrake: Rxtcfugibijobc gasmasque: People did ship the duolingo owl and Hooty so I’m not surprised hatkirby: yeah but like at least those are characters... who was like um luis von ahn, the man the myth the legend? i wanna see if he can get laid gasmasque: “Hmm, I wonder what the duolingo fandom has in store. Oh my, there’s some excellent ships here!” azhdrake: Big questions from the guy who was like "I'm going to write about this man getting laid" hatkirby: :blobfree: hatkirby: assassinate me why not hatkirby: it was mostly an excuse to write computer science jokes azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Then parish
eka_caesium: Can you push a mysterious crystal into the anti-mass spectrometer azhdrake: Um. Hey I have just enough memories of my science degree to have a question or two about that sentence toothpastecanyon: We are asking the questions here!! eka_caesium: XD eka_caesium: That's literally what it's called in the game eka_caesium: But yeah like Tooth said don't ask questions!!!!!!! eka_caesium: Nothing bad will happen!!! azhdrake: Ignoring the "anti" part of this mass spectrometer, how large is this sample you're analyzing here? toothpastecanyon: Absolutely ginormous azhdrake: Yeah I don't think that's going to ionize well? toothpastecanyon: Why do we want it to unionize? eka_caesium: Ummm I'd say it was about cat sized hatkirby: two grams eka_caesium: https://combineoverwiki.net/images/0/0c/C1a0e_beam03.jpg azhdrake: Because an injury to one is an injury to all! eka_caesium: bottom right corner toothpastecanyon: It’s somewhere in between these answers eka_caesium: Uh huh azhdrake: That's... an unconventional looking spectrometer. hatkirby: i think that's a balls exploder hatkirby: i remember it from 2013 azhdrake: I'm not sure how you're planning on getting good analysis with the sampler open to the air like that toothpastecanyon: the end of balls.com... eka_caesium: Yeah also they used it for exploding balls eka_caesium: Recreationally azhdrake: The gas composition within the spectrometer does need to be pretty carefully controlled... toothpastecanyon: eh I think you can wing it azhdrake: And to *recreationally* explode balls in company equipment is a gross misuse of resources azhdrake: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to explode balls with an anti-mass spectrometer? toothpastecanyon: it's about 2 dollars I think eka_caesium: Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I explode balls on company time hatkirby: bees we get it, you read the entire 400 page osha regulations about balls azhdrake: See this is why we need to unionize it eka_caesium: Hmmmmm eka_caesium: Seems like that might get in the way of causing a resonance cascade eka_caesium: Gordon probably wouldn't be allowed to stand right next to the anti-mass spectrometer anymore toothpastecanyon: 😔 azhdrake: Also I feel the need to point out that the OSHA regulation about balls would not be concerned with misused resources and how much you're costing your employer it would only care about if the balls being exploded belonged to a worker.
