#629 Up +0/-0 Down
kf01: ["live laugh love" sign that reads "latch skip, stair snipe, girlboss"]
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ihnn: 100% low%
ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels
rever: N-
ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped
rever: Also this is all EP low% technically
rever: All panel low% hmm
undalevein: ah yes
undalevein: All Panels Low%
undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels
hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel
hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%
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abgkiwi: i have had an email that opened 'Dear << Patientname >>,'
abgkiwi: it was from the nhs
abgkiwi: official emails become more and more like spam every day
hatkirby: now i know kiwi's real name !
brentonw: Somebody forgot the replacer is case sensitive! 😆
abgkiwi: oh god that's 1 of 200 pieces of information you need to access my wifi-controlled pacemaker!
abgkiwi: i'm statistically 0.5% more in danger!
hatkirby: adds your pacemaker to a ddos botnet
abgkiwi: i'm a fat man regis my heart can't take it
hatkirby: ok to clarify i meant as a MEMBER of a botnet, not that I would ddos your heart 😅
abgkiwi: editor's note i don't actually have a wifi pacemaker
hatkirby: "ddosing your heart" is like. something that a hopeless romantic would say in a cyberpunk story written by a tech bro
hatkirby: or something that I would say because it's funny
brentonw: This might be my favorite channel
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hatkirby: pissing myself laughing at this frame of this youtube video that i paused on
hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/290/314/443/730/568/original/bace396a27e7cb91.png
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
gasmasque: Damn, Mario’s stealing his brother’s boyfriend
._chroma_.: So long gay bowser
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: Bowser splorts so hard that he flies off the stage and dies. Is this too nsfw to say
gasmasque: Mario’s skilled in many things
gasmasque: Including working a pipe
hatkirby: kjDHBFSKJHDFSJKSDH
hatkirby: the sound i just made
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pallasvoid: I need to read more shuuenpro
pallasvoid: I've just been so busyyyy
hatkirby: YES!!!!!!!!
hatkirby: :bowser little death:
hatkirby: WRONG STICKER
hatkirby: :surprised gay boy (c-ta):
azhdrake: afioeiaw
azhdrake: :bowser little death:
pallasvoid: :bowser little death:
hatkirby: Sorry you just told me you were gonna read shuuenpro and I got so excited that I came
pallasvoid: sdkjghldafgjkhafd
pallasvoid: i love this for you
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Seiya234: me, today: backs the car into a fence and trash can trying to maneuver out of our shitty alley
Seiya234: josie, completely unprompted: "shit"
hatkirby: kjdhfkjdshkfjs
hatkirby: d'awwwww she's learning
hatkirby: acacia did that for sure
hatkirby: actually. it would be funnier if willow was the one to do it
hatkirby: because everyone would EXPECT that acacia would be the first to pick up swearing from the adults
Seiya234: omg yes
Seiya234: mabel: WILLOW MIRIAM PINES
Seiya234: hank: mommy not so fucking loud please
Seiya234: a phrase stan uses in the morning
hatkirby: kjhsakjd
Seiya234: stan gets a stern talking to soon after
Seiya234: mabel: FORREST HENRY WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT
Seiya234: hank: mommy it's Henry Forrest
Seiya234: mabel: NOT TODAY IT ISNT
hatkirby: stan is like sweetheart you yell "good morning my beautiful family today is going to be awesome!" in my ear every day and it rings in my head more than dipper's demon echo
hatkirby: PFFT
hatkirby: "you've been bad, today you get the cringe name"
hatkirby: "uncle dipper isn't here to protect you from cringe name"
Seiya234: THE CRINGE NAME
hatkirby: dipper literally looked at this child and was like "my sister tried to give you a cringe name. i love you too much to let this happen"
Seiya234: The greatest act of love ever
hatkirby: "however i am going to call you bright one all the time until you tell me to stop"
Seiya234: Dipper: good thing I’m not as cringe as mabel
hatkirby: :blobamused:
Seiya234: Dipper: does cringe shit all day
hatkirby: those twins are extremely cringe and i love them for it
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toothpastecanyon: I’m like yeah I have no idea what changed in the game all I know is people in that game will lose their minds at you if you make a mistake hatkirby: yeah in my experience people who play online mafia games get very mad at you
toothpastecanyon: Which is nuts because there were like 20 different roles and while I was playing they kept tweaking them in small but significant ways
hatkirby: i used to play a homestuck mafia roleplay thing in like 2012 and i got people telling me they wanted me to die and also people like, spreading rumors that i was lying about getting injured in real life??
hatkirby: shit's crazy
toothpastecanyon: Omg wat
hatkirby: mafia is SERIOUS BUSINESS
hatkirby: oh yeah like. one time i was playing the game while in the hospital and i mentioned that and people were like UM NO YOU'RE NOT YOU CANT HAVE ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN THE HOSPITAL, WE GOT YOU!!!!!!
hatkirby: and i had to take a picture of myself in the hospital bed kjhsdkfs
toothpastecanyon: That reminds me of when I was a kid on ff.net and I was anxious I hadn’t updated my story so I pretended I had appendicitis to account for the gap
toothpastecanyon: FJFNFNFNFNFNFJFJ
hatkirby: KJDSHGJKSDHFK
toothpastecanyon: Opposite sides lol
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: that's SO funny tho, you weren't even like "i had the flu" you were like "one of my organs was going to explode and i could have died"
toothpastecanyon: I was like ‘guys so sorry I’m in the hospital with appendicitis’ and then the chapter after that I was like ‘I got surgery I’m recovering!’
toothpastecanyon: Jffjkffkck
toothpastecanyon: I have never had surgery
hatkirby: PFFT
hatkirby: i've had surgery several times, it's alright. worst part is that like 50% of the time you throw up after you wake up. oh also it hurts a lot
hatkirby: haha
toothpastecanyon: Oh yeah reminds me of that time I had appendicitis!
hatkirby: Pfft
toothpastecanyon: Hehehe
toothpastecanyon: But yeah I think that’s really funny I felt bad people were giving me well wishes but I was in too deep
hatkirby: the tribulations of being a child in an online space
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azhdrake: I'm tired but a) there's too much noise and b) I have green goop in my hair that I wanna give a bit more time so no bed for me
azhdrake: Oh I might have twisted my ankle, so that's fun.
toothpastecanyon: awww
azhdrake: It doesn't hurt yet, but I did step on it really funny so it could go either way
swbookworm: aw no
azhdrake: But in actual fun news my list of weird shit for my story is now too long to see completely on my big monitor without scrolling
azhdrake: So that's coming along nicely
toothpastecanyon: *paps*
azhdrake: I realize that was probably in reference to my ankle but I enjoy it in context of the previous statement
azhdrake: "I'm making good progress on my art!" "my condolences"
swbookworm: aslkdjsalkdj
swbookworm: "i'm sorry. you've been too productive. you have now been scheduled for The Writer's Block effective immediately. enjoy your newfound pain and frustration and may we recommend a good Screeching Into The Void?"
azhdrake: jgkjufdgrf
toothpastecanyon: fdgjkfdg
toothpastecanyon: i'm so sorry you're arting bees I'm so sorry
azhdrake: You better be
swbookworm: better yet, you *will* be
azhdrake: :blobspearpeek:
toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous:
azhdrake: 📰 :blobspearpeek:
azhdrake: It's a pen I'm writing
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hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths go on sale at 10pm
Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths go on sale in 3 hours, 43 minutes and 34 seconds. ID: 21275287
hatkirby: wha
hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths actually go on sale at 11am gmt+9
Carl-bot: Time is either in an inappropriate location, which must be either at the end or beginning of your input, or I just flat out did not understand what you meant. Sorry.
hatkirby: i hate you
hatkirby: !remindme 7h42m the washcloths actually go on sale
Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths actually go on sale in 7 hours and 42 minutes. ID: 21275408
hatkirby: "star what are you talking about" LOOK AT THESE https://www.1101.com/mother_project/items/yasashiitowel_lc_kd.html
azhdrake: oh my, that seems like something you need to own
hatkirby: im foaming at the mouth
toothpastecanyon: Fkfkfkfkf
toothpastecanyon: The boss sounds so daddy with the ‘alright STARLIGHT’
toothpastecanyon: Not sounds so sassy
toothpastecanyon: Bot
toothpastecanyon: I butchered that
hatkirby: KJHSDFKJSDHFJK
hatkirby: i know that was unintentional on your part but i am laughing so hard
toothpastecanyon: The sun was too bright for me to see my terrible error :blobcry:
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tinylittlegremlin: A demon lose in the senate continues to live rent-free
tinylittlegremlin: Thinking abt alcor chancing palpatines official name on all documentation to smth rude and/or silly
tinylittlegremlin: No one notices (glamours ftw) except him and maybe some of the jedi?
azhdrake: Oh I love the idea of putting a glamor over your signature so no one knows that you actually wrote "ass eater extraordinaire" or whatever