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toothpastecanyon: I’m like yeah I have no idea what changed in the game all I know is people in that game will lose their minds at you if you make a mistake hatkirby: yeah in my experience people who play online mafia games get very mad at you
toothpastecanyon: Which is nuts because there were like 20 different roles and while I was playing they kept tweaking them in small but significant ways
hatkirby: i used to play a homestuck mafia roleplay thing in like 2012 and i got people telling me they wanted me to die and also people like, spreading rumors that i was lying about getting injured in real life??
hatkirby: shit's crazy
toothpastecanyon: Omg wat
hatkirby: mafia is SERIOUS BUSINESS
hatkirby: oh yeah like. one time i was playing the game while in the hospital and i mentioned that and people were like UM NO YOU'RE NOT YOU CANT HAVE ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN THE HOSPITAL, WE GOT YOU!!!!!!
hatkirby: and i had to take a picture of myself in the hospital bed kjhsdkfs
toothpastecanyon: That reminds me of when I was a kid on ff.net and I was anxious I hadn’t updated my story so I pretended I had appendicitis to account for the gap
toothpastecanyon: FJFNFNFNFNFNFJFJ
hatkirby: KJDSHGJKSDHFK
toothpastecanyon: Opposite sides lol
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: that's SO funny tho, you weren't even like "i had the flu" you were like "one of my organs was going to explode and i could have died"
toothpastecanyon: I was like ‘guys so sorry I’m in the hospital with appendicitis’ and then the chapter after that I was like ‘I got surgery I’m recovering!’
toothpastecanyon: Jffjkffkck
toothpastecanyon: I have never had surgery
hatkirby: PFFT
hatkirby: i've had surgery several times, it's alright. worst part is that like 50% of the time you throw up after you wake up. oh also it hurts a lot
hatkirby: haha
toothpastecanyon: Oh yeah reminds me of that time I had appendicitis!
hatkirby: Pfft
toothpastecanyon: Hehehe
toothpastecanyon: But yeah I think that’s really funny I felt bad people were giving me well wishes but I was in too deep
hatkirby: the tribulations of being a child in an online space
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azhdrake: I'm tired but a) there's too much noise and b) I have green goop in my hair that I wanna give a bit more time so no bed for me
azhdrake: Oh I might have twisted my ankle, so that's fun.
toothpastecanyon: awww
azhdrake: It doesn't hurt yet, but I did step on it really funny so it could go either way
swbookworm: aw no
azhdrake: But in actual fun news my list of weird shit for my story is now too long to see completely on my big monitor without scrolling
azhdrake: So that's coming along nicely
toothpastecanyon: *paps*
azhdrake: I realize that was probably in reference to my ankle but I enjoy it in context of the previous statement
azhdrake: "I'm making good progress on my art!" "my condolences"
swbookworm: aslkdjsalkdj
swbookworm: "i'm sorry. you've been too productive. you have now been scheduled for The Writer's Block effective immediately. enjoy your newfound pain and frustration and may we recommend a good Screeching Into The Void?"
azhdrake: jgkjufdgrf
toothpastecanyon: fdgjkfdg
toothpastecanyon: i'm so sorry you're arting bees I'm so sorry
azhdrake: You better be
swbookworm: better yet, you *will* be
azhdrake: :blobspearpeek:
toothpastecanyon: :blobnervous:
azhdrake: 📰 :blobspearpeek:
azhdrake: It's a pen I'm writing
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hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths go on sale at 10pm
Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths go on sale in 3 hours, 43 minutes and 34 seconds. ID: 21275287
hatkirby: wha
hatkirby: !remindme the washcloths actually go on sale at 11am gmt+9
Carl-bot: Time is either in an inappropriate location, which must be either at the end or beginning of your input, or I just flat out did not understand what you meant. Sorry.
hatkirby: i hate you
hatkirby: !remindme 7h42m the washcloths actually go on sale
Carl-bot: Alright **Starlight**, I'll remind you about the washcloths actually go on sale in 7 hours and 42 minutes. ID: 21275408
hatkirby: "star what are you talking about" LOOK AT THESE https://www.1101.com/mother_project/items/yasashiitowel_lc_kd.html
azhdrake: oh my, that seems like something you need to own
hatkirby: im foaming at the mouth
toothpastecanyon: Fkfkfkfkf
toothpastecanyon: The boss sounds so daddy with the ‘alright STARLIGHT’
toothpastecanyon: Not sounds so sassy
toothpastecanyon: Bot
toothpastecanyon: I butchered that
hatkirby: KJHSDFKJSDHFJK
hatkirby: i know that was unintentional on your part but i am laughing so hard
toothpastecanyon: The sun was too bright for me to see my terrible error :blobcry:
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tinylittlegremlin: A demon lose in the senate continues to live rent-free
tinylittlegremlin: Thinking abt alcor chancing palpatines official name on all documentation to smth rude and/or silly
tinylittlegremlin: No one notices (glamours ftw) except him and maybe some of the jedi?
azhdrake: Oh I love the idea of putting a glamor over your signature so no one knows that you actually wrote "ass eater extraordinaire" or whatever
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s_ojourn: what the heck does it mean when someone has tagged a discord server as "toxic" on disboard
s_ojourn: like. i assume that its not that the people are just mean and proud? they wouldnt advertise that right
eka_caesium: huh. . .
eka_caesium: no idea sorry
s_ojourn: its bizarre the world of public discords is a scary place
hatkirby: welcom to my beautiful dark twisted discord
hatkirby: we're so toxic, I'm Mod F which stands for Fuck You
pallasvoid: jdklasfghksdfjgh
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s_ojourn: is she really wife material if she cant transform into an eldritch horror in a pinch
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hatkirby: Someone said the word sherbet and now I NEED some
hatkirby: I will sit here consumed by lust for the entire evening
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tinylittlegremlin: [Flashback to the time i tried to mash the danny phantom vivisection trend into tau]
tinylittlegremlin: It didnt elly take off... :blobcry:
tinylittlegremlin: But also that attempt was a bit of a reach anyway
s_ojourn: ooooh
s_ojourn: as much as i complained about vivisection i dont actually hate a couple good ol vivi sections in moderation
hatkirby: wat
tinylittlegremlin: Moderation is deff the key word there
s_ojourn: yeah
tinylittlegremlin: But also dp had some really awesome art for the self-vivisection stuff
s_ojourn: lol star there is some context but not enough
tinylittlegremlin: I only saw like 2 pieces but both were awesome
tinylittlegremlin: Skill-wise
s_ojourn: oh wild im intrigued
hatkirby: i feel like there's a membrane around this sentence where i understand all of the words and can almost see what they mean together but instead it just looks like lunacy, and i love you and i respect that
tinylittlegremlin: Yeah had one as a phone screen for awhile actually but that was on one of my older phones and i dont remember who made it so alas.... lost 2 time and the internet......
tinylittlegremlin: It was on tumblr if u ever wanna give searching a go
s_ojourn: oh boy is there a tag?? is this a thing??
tinylittlegremlin: Its ok star its smth u have 2 be there 2 see
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azhdrake: I don't know enough about being able to make pictures with your mind to answer the question.
hatkirby: i was gonna say "imagine not having aphantasia" but that's kinda the problem, isn't it
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hatkirby: like yes definitely, a lot of men have been seeing me, no not romantically. i have been appearing in their night terrors