hatkirby: *turns grem back to normal* hatkirby: *but also holding a carrot* tinylittlegremlin: eheeeeeeee! tinylittlegremlin: YAY CARROT tinylittlegremlin: (gives it to star) here star! for your eyes! hatkirby: 👀 hatkirby: Are you stabbing me in the eyes tinylittlegremlin: no im handing it over! azhdrake: God the carrots are great for vision myth is so fucking funny. Like. WWII Britain be like. Hey. How can we get people to eat this cheap food we have a surplus of? Also how to we hide the fact that we have more advanced radar then anyone else? Hold the phone I got a though! hatkirby: They what now hatkirby: do carrots make you bad at detecting other ppls radars toothpastecanyon: Djdndndndn I heard that all the time as a kid beetlejess: No they spread it so everyone just thought British people could see really well in the dark hatkirby: that's insane hatkirby: omg beetlejess: I felt so incredibly lied to when I found out I’ve never been more betrayed toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: azhdrake: No Britain was claiming that they were so good at detecting other people's planes because their pilots ate so many carrots. hatkirby: ^ british people be like toothpastecanyon: Oh dear I’ve been called British hatkirby: im sorry :( hatkirby: it's just, yknow, you were... looking toothpastecanyon: It’s okay 😔 the truth had to come out sometime toothpastecanyon: That’s why I play the looker so much hatkirby: yeah tooth when are you going to submit a new WR toothpastecanyon: When I finish this carrot!! beetlejess: I don’t think the british exist swbookworm: ...care to elaborate on that? toothpastecanyon: That would be wonderful beetlejess: I just don’t believe in them bessler: i've never met a brit. my mother has a british passport but i think the australians gave her that so she would feel special beetlejess: So true hatkirby: you've met tooth swbookworm: everyone else: the moon landing was fake! the earth is actually flat! there's a secret society controlling the world's governments! jess, an intellectual: the british don't exist bessler: AIOJFW;IOFEJIWOFEOIWFEOIJWFOJIFWE azhdrake: God I wish that were me azhdrake: Then again current UK politics are pretty funny tinylittlegremlin: lol bessler: i dont know where she went for ~6 years but it wasnt britain. we have to let her down gently. she may have been in france toothpastecanyon: Yeah currently the British seem to be doing their best to not exist hatkirby: i've also lived in britian bessler: i dont think you have bessler: it was probably a clerical error hatkirby: you're probably right hatkirby: i was living with a cleric i guess bessler: there you go then! clerics will get you. always trying to convince you that the british exist toothpastecanyon: We lived down the street from one another in tottingham upon twattle hatkirby: mdsbhfkjs beetlejess: Yeah my dad once asked me what I thought of britain I was like. Um. The what hatkirby: yeah just a town over from Knobcock, alongside the Stephen Fry River
pallasvoid: mods are offline post skipping baguette child pallasvoid: https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-infinite-baguette-gif-3984151 hatkirby: *shocked and appalled* What is this!! pallasvoid: uuuhhhhh pallasvoid: :NervousSmile: pallasvoid: light-hearted tomfoolery? hatkirby: Tomfoolery?? We only allow shenanigans in this Christian minecraft server! pallasvoid: :blobcry: pallasvoid: i sowwy hatkirby: You will be forgiven my child hatkirby: May the flames of the dark ones burn away your transgressions hatkirby: And also may they make you super trans hatkirby: Like a big ol transgener pallasvoid: asdjghkdfgjh pallasvoid: :blueflame: 🏳️⚧️ :blueflame: pallasvoid: i have been reborn as pallasvoid: SUPER MEGA TRANS hatkirby: YASSS hatkirby: dipper and mabel pines are both boy crazy. mabel is crazy about boys and dipper is crazy about being boy
hatkirby: do you have any more sea cucumber facts tho hatkirby: i just really want to hug one swbookworm: i do! i have a Fun Fact™️ about a specific kind of symbiosis re: sea cucumbers hatkirby: 👀 swbookworm: Fun Fact™️ : some sea cucumbers are in a symbiotic relationship with pearlfish, where the sea cucumbers provide shelter for the pearlfish. except this one is Weird And Slightly Gross™️ because the pearlfish are actually sheltering ||in the anus of the sea cucumber|| hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: what a fun place to be hatkirby: are pearlfish like really small swbookworm: sometimes this is commensalism where the pearlfish benefits and it doesnt harm the cucumber, but sometimes it's parasitic bc the pearlfish will sometimes eat at the cucumber's insides while it's In There swbookworm: ye theyre not very big. also sea cucumbers can get Large hatkirby: oh RUDE !! hatkirby: they're giving you a HOME! swbookworm: some species can literally get like 6ft long hatkirby: you come. you sit inside my ass. you ride me around all day. and then you eat my insides? swbookworm: also another Fun Fact™️ sea cucumbers can ahsdlsafksadfjadsfsdf hatkirby: Wow they can? :O swbookworm: that one got me hatkirby: Hehe
tinylittlegremlin: [Cries] tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up hatkirby: blergh hatkirby: decomposing, again tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again? hatkirby: happens tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once hatkirby: speak for yourself eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . . hatkirby: ikr hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice tinylittlegremlin: 😭 tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR! hatkirby: what is human resources going to do tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs) hatkirby: for humans eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think- eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human! hatkirby: >:( hatkirby: but that's what they're there for tinylittlegremlin: no its not!! hatkirby: are you sure tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still! hatkirby: :)
toothpastecanyon: I think TAU has spoiled me on any other fandom tho lol toothpastecanyon: I'm like wow I love this show can't wait to find the thriving discord server full of aroace people who have so many non shipping discussions!! eka_caesium: Awww yeah tinylittlegremlin: hahaXD toothpastecanyon: grem!! It's so strange I can't seem to find the discord server!! tinylittlegremlin: odd toothpastecanyon: I'm sure it's there tho!! hatkirby: No yeah tau has completely ruined me hatkirby: My body mind and soul have been destroyed hatkirby: Utterly bitched by this demon of a lad azhdrake: They haven't been destroyed, they're been rebuilt in his image hatkirby: khsdkfjshf
eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
eka_caesium: Remember when you drew me an eyeball jar with a "4eka" tag. . .what changed :blobcry: tinylittlegremlin: You ate my alcors!! tinylittlegremlin: Also you still have that i took different eyes eka_caesium: The atrocities don't count when I do them