tinylittlegremlin: hi eka tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: eka_caesium: I heard they let worms wriggle around on the counters at starbucks tinylittlegremlin: this is true, we do eka_caesium: Messed up tinylittlegremlin: 🫙 tinylittlegremlin: yup tinylittlegremlin: [shakes you around in the jar] swbookworm: oh are u getting in a jar grem? tinylittlegremlin: no its ekas tuirn to be jarred today swbookworm: ah okay cool swbookworm: :jarshake: tinylittlegremlin: making an eka jam [dumps in sugar] swbookworm: oh sweet azhdrake: sugar is, yes toothpastecanyon: eka jam... toothpastecanyon: I thought ekas came in slices tinylittlegremlin: thats why were shaking! to mash em up w trhe sugar azhdrake: I do hate to say this though, Grem, but you're supposed to add sugar to the jam while the rest of the jam is boiling azhdrake: it's not gonna mix properly if you just shake it toothpastecanyon: maybe it's a revolutionary new type of jam tinylittlegremlin: well i think ur suipposed to marinate it so the jusices dissolve into the sugar tinylittlegremlin: then cook tinylittlegremlin: kind alike a syrup azhdrake: When I've made jam you boil the fruit and add sugar to it azhdrake: as it's boiling tinylittlegremlin: the way my family does it you add the sugar first then set it on the fire and mix till it boils azhdrake: And then add the pectin too azhdrake: huh tinylittlegremlin: sugar dissolves as you go azhdrake: different strats tinylittlegremlin: both tasty 😋 tinylittlegremlin: the heck is pectin azhdrake: It. It's what jams the jam? So it's not runny? tinylittlegremlin: wild tinylittlegremlin: we just reduce azhdrake: Like some fruits do have naturally occurring pectin but a lot of them you need to add some tinylittlegremlin: boil the liquid away.... azhdrake: You normally do both eka_caesium: You're all losers I am basically identical to guava and this is going to smell disgusting
newsoupvi: > on witpus newsoupvi: On what now hatkirby: Witness puzzles newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW: hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room newsoupvi: witnussy hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
newsoupvi: putting someone else's code in your code is just such a pain in C newsoupvi: Or like newsoupvi: libraries I mean newsoupvi: Idk maybe I'm just not used to it hatkirby: I don't really think it is? newsoupvi: I love love love that I can go "Hey this problem was probably solved by another person. Ok there is a library for it. I'm just gonna put import their_library at the top of my file and then my IDE will instantly ask me do you want to install their_library and then pip will sort it out for me" newsoupvi: in Python hatkirby: If you're using a nice makefile system like cmake, you can just tell it to find the library package and it adds all the right cflags and link flags and you can just include it hatkirby: Mm yeah hatkirby: Microsoft made a c++ package system like that newsoupvi: If I have to download a specific version of a dll and lib, and then realise oh I downloaded the one that was compiled with a different fuckin compiler version thing hatkirby: I think it's pretty useful. Don't like using Microsoft solutions tho newsoupvi: IF I HAVE TO BUILD THE LIB MYSELF newsoupvi: I just wanna cry newsoupvi: forever newsoupvi: Or when I need to build two different versions, one for debug and one for release newsoupvi: MD vs MDd newsoupvi: or whatever newsoupvi: b ru h hatkirby: See this is all good to me. The stuff you are saying hatkirby: It is asmr newsoupvi: :sadcatNOOO: newsoupvi: how newsoupvi: why newsoupvi: I don't understand :sad: hatkirby: Raised by wolves newsoupvi: ok based newsoupvi: but newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: XD
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender hatkirby: In general* hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER hatkirby: XD hatkirby: :blobhighfive:
gasmasque: There’s a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that there’s no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny toothpastecanyon: Lol azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag hatkirby: gravity fucks azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor gasmasque: I think it’s back now? hatkirby: it is not back tinylittlegremlin: nope gasmasque: Really? tinylittlegremlin: not back gasmasque: I’ve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: ' azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna azhdrake: but you can get banned for it gasmasque: I don’t really care enough to do that hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though hatkirby: WHAT tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say gasmasque: It’s the pornbots dming me that’s annoying hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random gasmasque: Star’s just got too much cock on the brain to function hatkirby: Yeah it's true hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK hatkirby: Stopppppp gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony hatkirby: 🔫 :Cry: azhdrake: Maybe he's poly hatkirby: i guess i don't know that! hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive hatkirby: Lol tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj hatkirby: hjgkj hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts" toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is pallasvoid: :wheeze: hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh pallasvoid: star pallasvoid: star you're gay hatkirby: I ammmmmm help hatkirby: It's so funny hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic hatkirby: XD hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Writing is good and fun hatkirby: that's true! or so i have read tinylittlegremlin: i want nap azhdrake: Currently writing a conversation where one of the characters is embodying the post thats "I will lie, cheat, and steal if it means getting out of a conversation I don't want to be in. My sense of ethical behaviour vanishes entirely when I want people to stop speaking to me. One time I pretended to not know what Egypt was so someone would stop talking to me about their vacation plans." tinylittlegremlin: i also want draw tinylittlegremlin: these conflicting desire sure do conflicts azhdrake: You can nap and then draw when you wake up tinylittlegremlin: but want draw now hatkirby: oh man if only i could do that azhdrake: Lie cheat and steal or write a conversation? hatkirby: get out of a conversation azhdrake: You can do it. I believe in you. hatkirby: [turns around and leaves without answering you] tinylittlegremlin: star nooooo azhdrake: That's the bitch!