hatkirby: Dippy with a gift hatkirby: For u all rindomness: :O tinylittlegremlin: :owo: ✨ eka_caesium: awwww eka_caesium: Thanks Dipper!!! tinylittlegremlin: 🌞 <- a gift for dipper as thanks hatkirby: :blobaww: eka_caesium: hey why is it dark outside now :blobnervous: rindomness: uh oh eka_caesium: where did the sun go :blobnervous: :blobnervous: :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Dont worry abt it!! :D azhdrake: You did not let dipper eat the sun right as winter was ending rindomness: it's dipper's now eka don't worry it's fine tinylittlegremlin: Who said dipper ate it??? hatkirby: Well I think my psychic heart nosed bat deserves little a sin as a treat azhdrake: If it gets one degree colder I'm ending everythng hatkirby: Sun***** rindomness: no no no rindomness: stick with the first one rindomness: it's already been said tinylittlegremlin: [Carefully and slowly puts away the giant ice machine] hatkirby: Well maybe he deserves that too hatkirby: The son hatkirby: Sin rindomness: jfdlskafjskfjls azhdrake: hxkulHL rindomness: STAR hatkirby: My PHONE tinylittlegremlin: Dipper deserves a som too, yes rindomness: STAR HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU MISSPELL A 3 LETTER WORD tinylittlegremlin: To cherish tinylittlegremlin: And kove tinylittlegremlin: As any adult should azhdrake: Give the bat little a Jesus, you know, as a treat tinylittlegremlin: Shajsbskavaksba hatkirby: Listen, I u and o are all right next to each other on the keyboard rindomness: fair fair tinylittlegremlin: You said it star!!!! hatkirby: Ok but I don't know if Dipper's going to know who Jesus is, he wasn't raised that way hatkirby: In fact he was raised to soon hatkirby: SIN hatkirby: I'm gonna scream tinylittlegremlin: Yes hebwas raised too soon to rindomness: STARRRRR azhdrake: I realize he's Jewish but I don't think you can azhdrake: yeah he was raised 2000 years ago azhdrake: no Jesus there azhdrake: too early hatkirby: Lol
azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered. azhdrake: People be lying about snakes hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;) azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw
azhdrake: I'm currently working on making a character database website as an excuse to learn Java Spring Boot (a website framework {a way of making a website}) and it's going pretty well considering that I haven't touched Java or database stuff since graduating. toothpastecanyon: Oh you go!!! toothpastecanyon: Java always sounds like a coffee to me azhdrake: I mean it's logo is a coffee cup azhdrake: The silly thing, which I may have mentioned before here, is that Java is not related to JavaScript in the slightest, but IS very closely related to C#, which in turn isn't super closely related to C++ or C syntactically. hatkirby: yeppers hatkirby: it's a nightmare toothpastecanyon: Damn that is a nightmare toothpastecanyon: I guess these programmers are like >:333 azhdrake: Programing languages are named almost as badly as things in astronomy but at least astronomy has the excuse that we didn't know what the fuck we were looking at when we named things hatkirby: yeah im just writing my new web 3.0 nft-enabled wobsite using Visual Cock++ .NET w/Javablasters toothpastecanyon: I love astronomy names because people spent ages being like andromeda is a nebula it’s definitely a nebula then it turned out to be an entire seperate galaxy toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjfj pallasvoid: astronomy good azhdrake: Hey no reason but can I unstar a post?
hatkirby: *turns grem back to normal* hatkirby: *but also holding a carrot* tinylittlegremlin: eheeeeeeee! tinylittlegremlin: YAY CARROT tinylittlegremlin: (gives it to star) here star! for your eyes! hatkirby: 👀 hatkirby: Are you stabbing me in the eyes tinylittlegremlin: no im handing it over! azhdrake: God the carrots are great for vision myth is so fucking funny. Like. WWII Britain be like. Hey. How can we get people to eat this cheap food we have a surplus of? Also how to we hide the fact that we have more advanced radar then anyone else? Hold the phone I got a though! hatkirby: They what now hatkirby: do carrots make you bad at detecting other ppls radars toothpastecanyon: Djdndndndn I heard that all the time as a kid beetlejess: No they spread it so everyone just thought British people could see really well in the dark hatkirby: that's insane hatkirby: omg beetlejess: I felt so incredibly lied to when I found out I’ve never been more betrayed toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: azhdrake: No Britain was claiming that they were so good at detecting other people's planes because their pilots ate so many carrots. hatkirby: ^ british people be like toothpastecanyon: Oh dear I’ve been called British hatkirby: im sorry :( hatkirby: it's just, yknow, you were... looking toothpastecanyon: It’s okay 😔 the truth had to come out sometime toothpastecanyon: That’s why I play the looker so much hatkirby: yeah tooth when are you going to submit a new WR toothpastecanyon: When I finish this carrot!! beetlejess: I don’t think the british exist swbookworm: ...care to elaborate on that? toothpastecanyon: That would be wonderful beetlejess: I just don’t believe in them bessler: i've never met a brit. my mother has a british passport but i think the australians gave her that so she would feel special beetlejess: So true hatkirby: you've met tooth swbookworm: everyone else: the moon landing was fake! the earth is actually flat! there's a secret society controlling the world's governments! jess, an intellectual: the british don't exist bessler: AIOJFW;IOFEJIWOFEOIWFEOIJWFOJIFWE azhdrake: God I wish that were me azhdrake: Then again current UK politics are pretty funny tinylittlegremlin: lol bessler: i dont know where she went for ~6 years but it wasnt britain. we have to let her down gently. she may have been in france toothpastecanyon: Yeah currently the British seem to be doing their best to not exist hatkirby: i've also lived in britian bessler: i dont think you have bessler: it was probably a clerical error hatkirby: you're probably right hatkirby: i was living with a cleric i guess bessler: there you go then! clerics will get you. always trying to convince you that the british exist toothpastecanyon: We lived down the street from one another in tottingham upon twattle hatkirby: mdsbhfkjs beetlejess: Yeah my dad once asked me what I thought of britain I was like. Um. The what hatkirby: yeah just a town over from Knobcock, alongside the Stephen Fry River
pallasvoid: mods are offline post skipping baguette child pallasvoid: https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-infinite-baguette-gif-3984151 hatkirby: *shocked and appalled* What is this!! pallasvoid: uuuhhhhh pallasvoid: :NervousSmile: pallasvoid: light-hearted tomfoolery? hatkirby: Tomfoolery?? We only allow shenanigans in this Christian minecraft server! pallasvoid: :blobcry: pallasvoid: i sowwy hatkirby: You will be forgiven my child hatkirby: May the flames of the dark ones burn away your transgressions hatkirby: And also may they make you super trans hatkirby: Like a big ol transgener pallasvoid: asdjghkdfgjh pallasvoid: :blueflame: 🏳️⚧️ :blueflame: pallasvoid: i have been reborn as pallasvoid: SUPER MEGA TRANS hatkirby: YASSS hatkirby: dipper and mabel pines are both boy crazy. mabel is crazy about boys and dipper is crazy about being boy
hatkirby: do you have any more sea cucumber facts tho hatkirby: i just really want to hug one swbookworm: i do! i have a Fun Fact™️ about a specific kind of symbiosis re: sea cucumbers hatkirby: 👀 swbookworm: Fun Fact™️ : some sea cucumbers are in a symbiotic relationship with pearlfish, where the sea cucumbers provide shelter for the pearlfish. except this one is Weird And Slightly Gross™️ because the pearlfish are actually sheltering ||in the anus of the sea cucumber|| hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: what a fun place to be hatkirby: are pearlfish like really small swbookworm: sometimes this is commensalism where the pearlfish benefits and it doesnt harm the cucumber, but sometimes it's parasitic bc the pearlfish will sometimes eat at the cucumber's insides while it's In There swbookworm: ye theyre not very big. also sea cucumbers can get Large hatkirby: oh RUDE !! hatkirby: they're giving you a HOME! swbookworm: some species can literally get like 6ft long hatkirby: you come. you sit inside my ass. you ride me around all day. and then you eat my insides? swbookworm: also another Fun Fact™️ sea cucumbers can ahsdlsafksadfjadsfsdf hatkirby: Wow they can? :O swbookworm: that one got me hatkirby: Hehe
tinylittlegremlin: [Cries] tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up hatkirby: blergh hatkirby: decomposing, again tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again? hatkirby: happens tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once hatkirby: speak for yourself eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . . hatkirby: ikr hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice tinylittlegremlin: 😭 tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR! hatkirby: what is human resources going to do tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs) hatkirby: for humans eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think- eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human! hatkirby: >:( hatkirby: but that's what they're there for tinylittlegremlin: no its not!! hatkirby: are you sure tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still! hatkirby: :)