pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo: hatkirby: Oh no hatkirby: A new mobile Labour? hatkirby: Playboy? ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS hatkirby: LAYOUT? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot pallasvoid: Image pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck pallasvoid: yeah pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns hatkirby: It has Never happened hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012 hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake Hatkirby: Bees azhdrake: I'm sick! azhdrake: I'm not hungry! Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty.... ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T… gasmasque: 👑 Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay azhdrake: just like a drag king Hatkirby: Jerk yeah Hatkirby: Hell * azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds Hatkirby: Nooooo
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
#512Up+12/-17DownJanuary 24 2014 at 09:18:52 pm EST
[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif [1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf [1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes [1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead" [1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"
Lan: Hi Erin! Lan: What brings you to this part of town? Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T tedgarb: sorry tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips Lan: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: me and Erin Lan: why did eridanbot say anything? tedgarb: iunno murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked tedgarb: we are who we are murgatroid99: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: oh god tedgarb: this bot
#506Up+20/-20DownJanuary 01 2013 at 01:51:33 am EST
Spooks: ill go to the white house and Spooks: write it on obama's butt Scribe: oh my god Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing Spooks: except me and our memories Sass: its the hightest ass Fef: michelle prpbbably can Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote Fef: hot Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off Sass: omg Scribe: omg Fef: you mean turned even more on Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner Fef: I KNOW RIGHT Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT Scribe: DAMN Fef: I DONT WANT THAT * Scribe cries with fef * Fef cries out of her breasts Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it * Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot * Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT. * Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM) Fef: wat
#505Up+27/-21DownJanuary 01 2013 at 01:14:46 am EST
Spooks: appy new yokr Sass: HAPPY NEW YEAR Fef: happy gay porn Scribe: hAPPPY NYEH YORK Scribe: we are 4 types of friends
* transkatie reverberates * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a random number generator <transkatie> 4. * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a DOUBLE random number generator * Sigma_ stares meaningfully at transkatie <transkatie> 8. * Sigma_ glares
<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead! <Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k? <transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq Ambeco quit (Ping timeout) <transkatie> FEAR ME. Bucket cowers
Hatkirby: HEY DRIFTY LET'S MAKE A GODAWFUL FANTROLL Hatkirby: okay here we go its name is INDIGO SHEERS Hatkirby: it has RAINBOW FLASHING BLOOD THAT GIVES PEOPLE EPILEPSY WHEN SHE IS CUT Drifty: I already have some horrible fan trolls! Hatkirby: she has RED BLOOD BUT SHE LIVES IN THE SEA LOL Hatkirby: wait no I just contradicted myself lol what Hatkirby: SHE HAS BOTH RED BLOOD AND EPILEPTIC BLOOD Hatkirby: her lusus is LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK Hatkirby: SHE IS ERIDAN'S MATESPRIT AS WELL AS SOLLUX'S FUCKBUDDY Hatkirby: okay no this is just getting too weird Drifty: I got Caelif Mantaa, who is based off bugs, has green blood and her ancestr is the Red Widow (who was very into matespiritship) Hatkirby: oh yes reminded me Drifty: raptorialClawtrap on Pesterchum Hatkirby: INDIGO'S ANCESTOR IS TROLL JEGUS Hatkirby: HER PESTERCHUM HANDLE IS bodaciousBooty Drifty: isn't the sufferer troll jesus Hatkirby: lol Hatkirby: HER SIGN IS A VERY DETAILED PICTURE OF A VAGINA Drifty: They don't actually use Jegus and Gog Drifty: Maybe Jegus once or twice Hatkirby: I like to use it though Hatkirby: what else... let's see... Hatkirby: SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE FIRST AN LAST TROLL EVER DUE TO TIME TRAVEL Hatkirby: HER HORNS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES Hatkirby: ONE TIME SHE SAVED THE WORLD BY SEXING UP HER LUSUS WITH HER HORNS Drifty: A punny job name? Hatkirby: HER LUSUS, LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK, WAS FEELING VERY DESTRUCTIVE Drifty: Like subjuggukator and legislacerator Hatkirby: She is the HERO OF EVERYTHING Drifty: Her title is the Queen of All Hatkirby: She aspires to be a TECH SUPPORT AGENT at DELL