#521 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:31:09 am EDT
azhdrake: grem zeppelin
hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead
tinylittlegremlin: XD
gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s
hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead
gasmasque: A common misconception
tinylittlegremlin: wheeze
tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE}
azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human
ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story
azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you
hatkirby: 😳
gasmasque: Ba dum tss
hatkirby: w-well
tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll..................
gasmasque: sigh if only
hatkirby: 😳 😳 😳 😳
azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex
hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF
hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING
gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol
eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one
hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
#520 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:28:00 am EDT
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago.
tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers
avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs
ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick
avespecora: feel like a while ago
avespecora: LMAO
hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh
ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔
gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew
hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat
#519 Up +1/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:25:19 am EDT
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs
hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately
tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j
hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties
hatkirby: C A N D I D A
tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
#518 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:23:34 am EDT
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier
hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome
hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What??
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild
azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal
hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳
#517 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:19:16 am EDT
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo:
gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth!
ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww:
gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon.
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness!
gasmasque: Definitely.
gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it
pallasvoid: awake....
gasmasque: Morning, Void
pallasvoid: it sure is
hatkirby: Yeah…
hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo:
ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!!
ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3
pallasvoid: ☝️
gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️
hatkirby: :owo:
hatkirby: :smol_alcor:
hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior
pallasvoid: it do
hatkirby: What about my short behavior
hatkirby: Sleepy*
pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg
pallasvoid: natural disposition
hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔
pallasvoid: same
pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho
pallasvoid: speaking of!!!!
pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅
pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING
hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky
hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down
hatkirby: Slouching
hatkirby: SLOUCHING
hatkirby: 😳
pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh
pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking
hatkirby: 😔
pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol
pallasvoid: jk jk
pallasvoid: >:3c
hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
#516 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:02:31 am EDT
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off
ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf
azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday
hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
#515 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 12:59:52 am EDT
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo:
hatkirby: Oh no
hatkirby: A new mobile Labour?
hatkirby: Playboy?
ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS
hatkirby: LAYOUT?
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd
pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH
pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot
pallasvoid: Image
pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there
ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck
pallasvoid: yeah
pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust
hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns
hatkirby: It has Never happened
hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns
hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012
hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that
pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception
hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked
pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
#514 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 12:59:38 am EDT
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake
Hatkirby: Bees
azhdrake: I'm sick!
azhdrake: I'm not hungry!
Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version
pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh
azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow
azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty....
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T…
gasmasque: 👑
Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi
Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay
azhdrake: just like a drag king
Hatkirby: Jerk yeah
Hatkirby: Hell *
azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds
Hatkirby: Nooooo
#513 Up +1/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 12:59:21 am EDT
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date
ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we
eka-caesum: XD
ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
#512 Up +12/-17 Down January 24 2014 at 09:18:52 pm EST
[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif
[1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf
[1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes
[1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead"
[1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"