The Four Island Quotes DB

Drifty: Can I internet hug you
Hatkirby: Sure
Hatkirby: Hugs are good
Hatkirby: Hugs are great
Hatkirby: for the SOUL
Hatkirby: for the LLAMAS
Drifty: Chicken soup for the soul
Drifty: Llamas?
Hatkirby: for ALL MAH GURLS DOWN IN AUSTRALIA COUNTRY
Hatkirby: BBZ THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
Hatkirby: *starts singing a country song*
Drifty: While hugging
Drifty: while on the trapeze
Hatkirby: somewhat muffled by the hug
Hatkirby: and falling down the air
Hatkirby: aiiiiiiiiiiirplanes in the night sky
Hatkirby: like shooting stars
Drifty: "I wish airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now." - Abraham Lincoln
Hatkirby: lololol
Drifty: "Caught in your bad romance." - George Bush
Hatkirby: "If I said you were sexy would you take your pants off and dance around for me?" -John Quincy Adams
Drifty: "I am so sexy it hurts." - Shakespeare
Hatkirby: "I won $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows." -Pope Benedict the Third
Drifty: "I voted for the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, and you should too." - Stalin
Hatkirby: "I just sneezed in the kitchen and from what I heard, the noise sounded incredibly girly. My mom, just walking in to the room, stood there for a second like she encountered an alien." -Dwane "The Rock" Johnson
Hatkirby: "I'm sexy and I know it" -Ramesses II
Drifty: "You're so hypnotising. Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch is so magnetizing." - Theodore Roosevelt
Hatkirby: "If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Drifty: "Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head! He ate a slice of wonderbread and went back to bed." - Jesus Christ
Hatkirby: "I love that lavender blonde. The way she moves, the way she walks, I touch myself, can't get enough." -Angelina Jolie
Drifty: "Jizz in my pants." - Rick Santorum
Hatkirby: "i herd u liek mudkipz" -Barack Obama
Drifty: "I choose you, Joe Biden!" - Barack Obama
Hatkirby: "I'm on a boat, y'all!" -John M. Whitall
Drifty: "You spin me, baby, right round right round like a record baby." - Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd
Hatkirby: "Hear them whispering, French and German, Dutch, Italian and Latin. When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture. Marble, gold and soft as satin." -Winona Ryder
Hatkirby: "Bitch I created the centripetal force in yo bed." -Isaac Newton
Drifty: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend..." - Joe Biden
Hatkirby: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend…" -Rick Santorum

Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta
Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to?
Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour
Drifty: because of lemons
Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well
Starla Insigna: Ah
Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir
Drifty: which it is
Drifty: muahahahhaha
Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty
Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE
Drifty: I AM LIFE
Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no
Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH
Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT
Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS
Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH"
Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT
Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER
Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE
Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK
Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO
Drifty: NO
Drifty: I'M ZEUS
Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY
Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain
Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM
Drifty: Oh god lololol

Старла Эппрет: My brain is exploding somewhat after reading http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/
TimTam: ooh I read that the other day
TimTam: :D
Старла Эппрет: :P
Старла Эппрет: AAAH MY HANDS ARE DOING STUFF :P
TimTam: hahahahahaha
TimTam: that sounds so suss
Старла Эппрет: o_o
Старла Эппрет: NOT THAT KIND OF STUFF
Старла Эппрет: :P
TimTam: suuuuure ;)
Старла Эппрет: lololol
TimTam: /inappropriate
Старла Эппрет: Please, not inappropriate ENOUGH! /jk

Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes
Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized
Drifty: quick, get the porn
Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again
Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking
Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty
Drifty: after Kissing a Girl
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn
Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it
Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl
Старла Эппрет: *that is
Drifty: but I am
Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate
Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl
Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl
Drifty: I mean
Старла Эппрет: Rock
Старла Эппрет: Or Girl
Старла Эппрет: Both
Drifty: What
Старла Эппрет: RockGirl
Drifty: Where
Drifty: Why
Drifty: How
Старла Эппрет: Also Who
Drifty: Who are you?
Drifty: What is this place?
Старла Эппрет: Is this real life?
Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy?
Drifty: Is this just fantasy?
Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU
Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS
Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It
Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better
Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty
Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn
Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs
Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom
Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is

Drifty: Hello!
Drifty: I have exercised the mouse
Старла Эппрет: Hi!
Drifty: I mean exorcised
Старла Эппрет: Exorcized
Drifty: s
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: That
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: More
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Of course
Старла Эппрет: Even more yes

<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/
<transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson
<@Frowardd> and the first?
<transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!"
<transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever
<@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses
<OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name
<Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn
<transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name

Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time
Drifty: What's the problem?
Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem?
Drifty: Probab;y not
Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN
Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite
Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up!
Drifty: But you didn't!
Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals
Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE!
Drifty: like Four Island Daily
Drifty: and True Falsities
Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly
Drifty: but
Drifty: details
Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked"
Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much
Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds
Drifty: My god
Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily
Старла Эппрет: but… my camera!
Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself
Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin
Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that

Smiley: for some reason windows feels the need to install the driver for my iPod even though it was fine with it before
Старла Эппрет: lol
Старла Эппрет: Windows likes its drivers
Старла Эппрет: It likes to golf
Старла Эппрет: Windows may or may not be a lesbian
Старла Эппрет: Sorry, too much Family Guy
Smiley: i have no idea what you're talking about
Старла Эппрет: It's probably best for you that you don't

Старла Эппрет: Was that tweet about me /i'm-kidding
Tamasys: heehee no
Tamasys: :P
Tamasys: you can go follow my private account if you like
Tamasys: *lol totes censored*
Старла Эппрет: Oooh privates
Старла Эппрет: I MEAN PRIVATE ACCOUNTS
Старла Эппрет: NOT... THAT
Tamasys: hahahahhahaahahahha

Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl?
Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out
Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall
Старла Эппрет: and it is fall
Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago
Старла Эппрет: so, yeah
Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time!
Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling
Старла Эппрет: Oh may
Drifty: i.e December 12 2012
Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls
Drifty: or when Niagara Falls
Старла Эппрет: This is 2011
Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October?
Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000
Drifty: and 6/6/05
Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly
Drifty: I mean 6/6/06
Drifty: And in 1000
Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time
Drifty: and in so many other dates
Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON
Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING
Drifty: I LOVE YOU
Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD
Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS
Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD
Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
Drifty: ME TOO
Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS
Drifty: LESBOS
Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON