hatkirby: balls.com azhdrake: Boobs.org toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis: hatkirby: ain't this the life hatkirby: taint.net toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that. toothpastecanyon: Lol hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny) azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲 toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲 hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!! hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
azhdrake: Ah yes my favorite part of TAU; that bit when there's direct to mouth ovulation. toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfncck hatkirby: Lrheoysldlhdlh toothpastecanyon: Oh no star bees is getting quiplash points too hatkirby: Bees you and I have probably read more of the tau blog than anyone else so we would know hatkirby: We would know that that's true obviously toothpastecanyon: It’s as common a trope in TAU as people doing first aid on Danny phantom!! hatkirby: 🙏 hatkirby: Poor Danny hatkirby: Tooth get over here I need to put gauze on your arm toothpastecanyon: Honestly no poor Danny!! Set ur own broken bones snowflake!!!!
hatkirby: In oracle of seasons I got this egg and then I bumped into a witch and she was like "that's one of those eggs that's popular with girls right now! You're a boy! You don't need that! I'll take it and give you a doll in exchange" hatkirby: Lot to unpack there hatkirby: Glad she called me a boy though :owo: j._a._m.: AMBW (assigned male by witch) hatkirby: Fuck yeah rindomness: assigned male by witch stealing your egg... j._a._m.: AMBWSYE hatkirby: She cracked my egg j._a._m.: Lmao rindomness: jfldsjfl
toothpastecanyon: game is down 😔 0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,, 0rigamidragon: Are you saying that you’re **witnessing** a game down? hatkirby: :cloudcycle: hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo: hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness 0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
azhdrake: Have you been repeatedly accused of being years younger then you are because young fuckers on discord don't talk to enough actual adults to know what we sound like? Go to BALLS.COM. It will not solve this problem, but then you'll at least be having this problem at BALLS.COM
eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much swbookworm: :blobglare: swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao eka_caesium: :smugne: eka_caesium: Hehehe hatkirby: PERFECT hatkirby: USE hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI hatkirby: 🏆 eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush: hatkirby: of course of course hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101 eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: For my gaming degree hatkirby: obviously hatkirby: phd in gaming hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]" eka_caesium: LMAO eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star
pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
azhdrake: grem zeppelin hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead tinylittlegremlin: XD gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead gasmasque: A common misconception tinylittlegremlin: wheeze tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE} azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp: azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you hatkirby: 😳 gasmasque: Ba dum tss hatkirby: w-well tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll.................. gasmasque: sigh if only hatkirby: 😳 😳 😳 😳 azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago. tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick avespecora: feel like a while ago avespecora: LMAO hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔 gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat