#467Up+26/-30DownSeptember 25 2011 at 06:30:19 pm EDT
Старла Эппрет: Oh my, integrals Старла Эппрет: don't know that yet Drifty: It's... integral to the subject Drifty: kill me now* Старла Эппрет: heehee Старла Эппрет: I don't want to ruin Calc for me but I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN INTEGRAL ISSSSS Drifty: An integral is antidifferenti- SPOILERS Старла Эппрет: NOOOO Drifty: DUMBLEDORE KILLED SNAPE Старла Эппрет: WITH ROSEBUD Drifty: THE ONE IS NEO Старла Эппрет: AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A HALLUCINATION INDUCED BY SPOILED MILK Drifty: IT WAS MARS ALL ALONG Drifty: THEY DIE Старла Эппрет: The En—ANTIDERIVATIVE Drifty: THE ANTIDERIVATIVE KILLED DUMBLEDORE Старла Эппрет: WITH A SLOPE THAT HAS A SECRET PSAT Старла Эппрет: OR PAST Старла Эппрет: GOD PSAT IS SO MUCH BETTER Drifty: I have a dark and shadowing psat Старла Эппрет: STANDARDIZED TESTS OH NOOO Старла Эппрет: The antiderivative somehow found its way onto THE PSAT Старла Эппрет: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN Старла Эппрет: ALL THOSE SOPHOMORES ARE SO CONFUZED Старла Эппрет: that totally looks like I spelled it wrong Старла Эппрет: THE CONFUZED IS SO CONFUSED
#466Up+23/-20DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:12:21 pm EDT
Starla Insigna: Happy timezone birthday! Drifty: On Gmail! Drifty: Yay! Drifty: Thanks! Drifty: Lol, I got a notification from Livejournal that my birthday is coming out Drifty: I mean coming up Drifty: I am not inquiring the sexuality of my birthday Starla Insigna: DRIFTY'S BIRTHDAY—IN CINEMAS AUGUST 22ND Drifty: lolololol Starla Insigna: lol we came up with different meanings for coming out Starla Insigna: wow I am surprised at myself—I am usually the fastest to grab at a coming out joke Drifty: Disappointing! Starla Insigna: Quite drab!
#465Up+24/-31DownSeptember 17 2011 at 11:38:03 am EDT
Starla Insigna: It's getting kind of loud outside Drifty: Ooh Drifty: Rainy? Starla Insigna: Rain, wind, and I think I hear rumbling Starla Insigna: which could be thunder Starla Insigna: or possibly large structures falling on our house and killing us Drifty: The storm's coming out Starla Insigna: Awwwww it's gay? Starla Insigna: How cute Drifty: Noooo Drifty: wait what Drifty: Oh yeah Drifty: :P Drifty: Coming out jokes Starla Insigna: Heeheehee Drifty: Don't die Drifty: I'd have to come out there myself Starla Insigna: I'll try not to Drifty: What would a gay storm look like? Drifty: Fabulous? Starla Insigna: FAB-U-LOUS Starla Insigna: "OH MY GOD THE EXTERIOR DECORATION ON THIS HOUSE IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS I JUST CAN'T WRECK IT" Drifty: lololol Drifty: No, the storm would be like "OOH HOW GORGEOUS THIS WINDOW IS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT AND SHOW IT TO THE OTHER GUYS AT THE NIGHTCLUB" Drifty: And then yoink Starla Insigna: wait Hurricane Irene would be a lesbian Starla Insigna: I'm not as good with lesbian stereotypes Drifty: Irene is a meh name Drifty: THey're butch? Drifty: "I AM SO TOMBOYISH" Drifty: "I'LL CLIMB THIS TREE" Drifty: "But Irene, you can't climb a tree!" Starla Insigna: "I CAN BENCH PRESS MANHATTAN" Drifty: "WATCH ME" Drifty: lololol Drifty: Stormy muscles Starla Insigna: lol Starla Insigna: wow this got weird Drifty: Yu Drifty: Not as weird as testecular cancer models Starla Insigna: Oh god lol Drifty: Stormy testicular cancer models Drifty: oh dear Starla Insigna: O_o Starla Insigna: Why does Irene have that Drifty: It was fabulous Starla Insigna: Why is it in her "Recently Looked At" on Amazon Drifty: lolololol Drifty: If I went into your Recently Looked At, would I find testicular cancer models Starla Insigna: That was a while ago—you'd probably find t.A.T.u. albums nowadays Starla Insigna: i can remedy that Starla Insigna: :P Drifty: :P Drifty: Oh dear, you can interpret that two ways Drifty: An actual model Starla Insigna: oh god Drifty: or a dress model Drifty: model on a catwalk Starla Insigna: DO YOUR LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, BALLS Drifty: Let us back slowly away from this topic of conversation Drifty: oh dear god lol what Starla Insigna: THAT'S A NICE CANCER YOU'RE TRYING ON—IS IT FROM PARIS? Starla Insigna: *runs away*
#464Up+23/-18DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:04:03 am EDT
Drifty: my god lady gaga videos are so weird Starla Insigna: :P Drifty: Watchinh Bloody Mary Starla Insigna: There's a video for Bloody Mary? Starla Insigna: It's not even a single Drifty: Oh it Drifty: s not official Drifty: but wtf Starla Insigna: oh Drifty: I thought it was official! Drifty: I mean who else would have freaky black clowns and long fingernails and heavy handed religious imagery Drifty: And people fondling chairs Starla Insigna: JESUS Drifty: oh Drifty: dear Starla Insigna: I mean lol Drifty: Jesus, what have you been up to?
#463Up+30/-27DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:00:48 am EDT
Starla Insigna: I'm considering staying with iOS 5 Drifty: wooooooooah Drifty: And give up Scrobbl for a bit!?!?! Drifty: :P Starla Insigna: I'm still scrobbling, but I have to use a separate app instead of Music.app Starla Insigna: which is annoying but by god nothing will keep me from scrobbling Drifty: Nothing at all, not even God? Starla Insigna: God wouldn't try Starla Insigna: He would be all "STOP USING LAST.FM" and I'd be all "I'M MAKING OUT WITH DUDES AT THE MOMENT" and he would be all "DANG THAT'S GUTSY" and forget what he was talking about to begin with Starla Insigna: yeahhh Starla Insigna: wow I'm weird Starla Insigna: OOH and then Samson would show up Drifty: Sleep and dream of Cute Guys! (tm) Drifty: and he'd start eating wonderbead AMMIRITE Starla Insigna: Cute Guy™ Drifty: I mean wonderbread Starla Insigna: lolwhat Drifty: Wonderbead would be hard Drifty: "Samson, stop eating jewellery!" Starla Insigna: We would TOTALLY walk to Yogurt & Such for a midday snack and he's get wonder bread flavored frozen yoghurt which sounds insanely disgusting buy in practice tastes rather like bread pudding, an Irish delicacy when you don't ruin it by adding the rasins Starla Insigna: silly Irish and their obsession with raisins which I didn't inherit for some reason Starla Insigna: *but Drifty: lolol Drifty: You were inherited from the Irish? Drifty: Where are the potatoes? /stereotyping Starla Insigna: I'm three fourths Irish baby! Drifty: I mean descended Drifty: :P Starla Insigna: God I love potatoes Drifty: I'm... Drifty: ASIAN Starla Insigna: Mmmm Drifty: :O Starla Insigna: OH MY GOD AMELIA NO WAY Starla Insigna: GOTTA TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS Drifty: TELL ME Starla Insigna: AMELIA… YOU'RE ASIAN! Drifty: OMG did you hear Starla Insigna: I heard it on the street Drifty: Which street Starla Insigna: for some reason my ear was pressed up against the street which may have involved some kind of bullying episode Starla Insigna: I messed up that guy's FACE Starla Insigna: after he messed up my router Drifty: olololol Drifty: There was a lot of messing up involved Starla Insigna: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES Starla Insigna: BY GOD I TYPED ROUTER Starla Insigna: WTF OSX Starla Insigna: WHAT. THE. EFF. Starla Insigna: Yeah, just turning off autocorrect now Drifty: router is not router? Starla Insigna: Router is certainly not ovaries Drifty: oh god lol Drifty: loling now Starla Insigna: I mean I saw that happen before I pressed enter but it was way too funny to fix Drifty: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
#462Up+21/-20DownSeptember 16 2011 at 11:44:11 pm EDT
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS" Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend Drifty: or a boyfriend Drifty: Nah, a botfriend Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot!  Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn." Drifty: Threeway bot! Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T Drifty: I mean cleverbot
#461Up+18/-18DownSeptember 16 2011 at 11:39:16 pm EDT
Старла Эппрект: Mebbe I can explain simply what reference counting is Drifty: harpischords are awesome Drifty: You do that and I'll try to understand Drifty: Teach me, oh grasshopper Старла Эппрект: Okay, so, when you make a new object, it's all "Yay! I'm a new object! I exist!", right? Старла Эппрект: Every object in Objective-C has this counter called a "retain count", and when you make a new object, it's set to 1. Drifty: So objects refer to themselves Старла Эппрект: When another object wants to use that object, it sends that object a retain message, which basically says "Dude, I'm going to totally use you, so please don't spontaneously combust when I'm using you" Drifty: lolol Старла Эппрект: what that retain message really does is increment that counter, so if it starts at 1, it goes to 2 Drifty: Why? Старла Эппрект: When an object is done with the other object (a.k.a. "Let's switch whores!"), it sends it a release message, which decrements the counter (so from 2 to 1) Старла Эппрект: I'm getting to why Drifty: oh god whores what Старла Эппрект: When that counter gets down to 0, the object is destroyed in a fiery explosion, but it's like it's finally at rest Drifty: So the number is like stages of life? Drifty: 0 is dead, 1 is resting, 2 is being used Старла Эппрект: Sort of, it's basically like a tether to life Drifty: why does it go to 0? Старла Эппрект: Well, yeah, but the number can be higher than 2 Drifty: Does another object kill it? Старла Эппрект: If a ton of objects are using it, you can have a retain count of like 17  Старла Эппрект: It goes to 0 when it gets enough release messages, which you're supposed to do after you're done with the object Старла Эппрект: So you're like "this toy is so last year, I'm getting rid of it" Drifty: lol Старла Эппрект: Say there's a bunch of people who all like this book and want to share it, so they all retain it Старла Эппрект: And as they each one by one get sick of it, they each release it Старла Эппрект: The book will continue to exist until every one of those people gets sick of the book and releases it, at which point it has no reason to live so it's like baibai Старла Эппрект: of course, it's a book, so it's not doing that much living anymore anyway Drifty: but it's a living book!
#460Up+22/-20DownAugust 06 2011 at 02:19:30 am EDT
<hatkirby> In Soviet Russia, the server kicks you <hatkirby> I mean <hatkirby> wait <samson920> same in america <hatkirby> That didn't come out right
*while walking in the city* *Pyro walks past a group of guys* Guy: *wolf whistles* Guy: *to other guys* "oh red shoes" Pyro: *thinks to self* "You IDIOT! ... They're clearly peach!"