Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":
<hatkirby> You can go first if you want <DriftyBeyond> Okay! <hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart? <hatkirby> I'll just make another one <DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward <hatkirby> Press the button on the wall <DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING <hatkirby> lolololol <hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving <hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you <DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here <hatkirby> That explains a lot <DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up? <hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest <hatkirby> I'm nearly there! <hatkirby> what <DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts <hatkirby> I warned you, bro <hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff! <DriftyBeyond> It's icy! <hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY <DriftyBeyond> So, uh <DriftyBeyond> where;s everything <hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here <hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part <DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost <hatkirby> I'll find you! <DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here <hatkirby> There are! <hatkirby> We should go mining at some point <hatkirby> ah getting dark <DriftyBeyond> tomorrow? <hatkirby> surewhynot <DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost <hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing! <hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place? <DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren! <DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake <hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name! <DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed? <hatkirby> We may both be <hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope! <DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine! <hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you <hatkirby> which direction did you go int? <DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake! <DriftyBeyond> a really big one <hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED <DriftyBeyond> uh oh <hatkirby> I'm coming back! <DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake <DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> :P <hatkirby> RIGHT <DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating <hatkirby> I"m on the train <DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught <hatkirby> Uh, I dunno <hatkirby> I'll check <DriftyBeyond> Don't worry <hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it <hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return <hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances! <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> Okay, I'm here! <hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING <hatkirby> YES SUNRISE <DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting <hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES <DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial <hatkirby> So, Imma find you <DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake <hatkirby> Yep <hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake <hatkirby> I see you! <hatkirby> :D <DriftyBeyond> :D <hatkirby> hi what's up <hatkirby> :P <DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece! <hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me <hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P <DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back <DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff? <hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P <DriftyBeyond> Yay! <DriftyBeyond> Yup :P
And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
Hatkirby: Why does your wifi suck so much anyway? Tamasys: It's a bug in this version of HTC's Android distro Tamasys: :c Tamasys: It drops out at a much higher signal level than it should Hatkirby: so, it's the android phone's fault? :P Tamasys: More HTC :P Tamasys: Not my baby Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: GET ANOTHER PHONE Hatkirby: oops caps lol Tamasys: It's just this software version :P Hatkirby: Upgrade, then! Tamasys: Why would I want a new phone? My baby is erect Tamasys: O_O Tamasys: *PERFECT Hatkirby: O_O Hatkirby: ***O_O*** Tamasys: AHHHHHHH Tamasys: *PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT Hatkirby: QUOTING THIS FOREVER * Tamasys runs screaming into the lollipop desert
Tamasys: Autumn > Winter > Spring > Summer Hatkirby: TimTam, Emilie Autumn is not a season. Hatkirby: She's a depressing metal singer. Tamasys: Fall isn't a season either Tamasys: Fall is something you do from a high place Hatkirby: Why yes, it's a parody of a bad Miley Cyrus song Hatkirby: that got drunk and forced itsway into the Capitol Hatkirby: and demanded that it become a season Hatkirby: after holding the congressmen up at gunpoint Hatkirby: they agreed, but only because it was a really silly thing that no one actually cared about Tamasys: o_o Hatkirby: Yes, It's America.
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES (08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY (08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS (08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6 (08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM (08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now (08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS
(08:02:33 AM) DWtard [irc.fourisl@192.168.0.101] entered the room. (08:02:46 AM) DWtard: Loling on the flor? (08:03:05 AM) Hatkirby: Anyway (08:03:07 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:03:08 AM) Hatkirby: OMG (08:03:08 AM) Fourie: Oh my gato! (08:03:09 AM) Hatkirby: SRANGER (08:03:12 AM) Hatkirby: I WILL HUG YOU (08:03:16 AM) ***Hatkirby HUGS (08:03:24 AM) DWtard: *screams* (08:03:30 AM) DriftyBeyond has changed the topic to: whatever (08:03:30 AM) Hatkirby has changed the topic to: STROMA (08:03:34 AM) Hatkirby: LOL (08:03:34 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:03:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: Surprisingly coincidental (08:03:51 AM) Hatkirby: simultaneous (08:03:56 AM) DWtard: wtf... (08:04:05 AM) DriftyBeyond: We're basically insane here (08:04:05 AM) Hatkirby: Don't worry, it's not you, it's us!!!!! (08:04:11 AM) DriftyBeyond: Or at least, Hatkirby is (08:04:12 AM) Hatkirby: LOL WE DID IT AGAIN (08:04:14 AM) DWtard: Oh, sweet! (08:04:29 AM) Hatkirby: YAY CYAN CHLOROPHYLL (08:04:42 AM) Hatkirby: TEA AND CRUMPETSS!! (08:04:48 AM) DWtard: british? (08:05:05 AM) DriftyBeyond: Nope (08:05:14 AM) Hatkirby: That's so insulting, it's not insulting anymore! (08:05:22 AM) DWtard: :O (08:05:24 AM) DWtard: i (08:05:25 AM) DWtard: c (08:05:26 AM) DWtard: ... (08:05:26 AM) Fourie: [tamasys hastily pulls his pants up] (08:05:30 AM) Hatkirby: ... (08:05:30 AM) Fourie: [A tumbleweed rolls past on a Segway.] (08:05:36 AM) DWtard: wtf (08:05:40 AM) DWtard: whos tamasis? (08:05:45 AM) DWtard: *tamasys (08:05:46 AM) Hatkirby: Be Vera Afraid (08:05:46 AM) Fourie: "Be Vera Afraid" would be a nice name for a rock band. (08:05:50 AM) Hatkirby: YAY FOURIE BAND (08:05:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: bbl (08:05:54 AM) Fourie: Party time! (08:05:55 AM) Hatkirby: Tamasys is a serial flower artist (08:06:14 AM) DWtard: like, kelogs, or murderer? (08:06:17 AM) Hatkirby: He creates macramé vases and exploding ducks (08:06:36 AM) Hatkirby: Kellogs is CEREAL (08:06:36 AM) Fourie: "Kellogs Is CEREAL" would be a good name for a band. (08:06:50 AM) Hatkirby: Holding hostages in return for rice cakes is SERIAL (08:07:34 AM) DWtard: BAKERY? (08:07:53 AM) Hatkirby: RICE CAKES ARE NOT PASTRY
Hatkirby: I was disappointed by Glee Tamasys: hmm Tamasys: I wasn't too diappointed Hatkirby: But they lost! Tamasys: but it wasn't as awesome as expected Hatkirby: And there were no songs I recognized! Tamasys: um... that's because they were all originals :P Hatkirby: but if they did original songs, why couldn't they do, like, good ones? Tamasys: I know Tamasys: I wasn't a fan of the originals this time Tamasys: OWAIT I FORGOT THEY DID TWO NOT ORIGINALS Hatkirby: Clearly, the Wicked song Tamasys: lol yeah Tamasys: For Good, one of my favourite songs ever Hatkirby: I have never seen Wicked Hatkirby: *prepares to be ########* Tamasys: NEITHER HAVE I ;___________; Hatkirby: yes but I live in New York :P Tamasys: and lol, how have you not seen Wicked on Broadway Tamasys: I would pay quite a lot to see that Tamasys: :P Hatkirby: Because I don't like musicals! Hatkirby: *gets ######## again* Tamasys: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Hatkirby: Hey, if they did some type of pop-dance musical, I'd watch it Tamasys: *dies** Tamasys: le gasp Tamasys: Musicals are my life! Tamasys: I was almost in tears during For Good Tamasys: :') Tamasys: Mamma Mia? Tamasys: Rent? Hatkirby: I was just like "Hmm. Maybe I'll go get some pretzels now that they're singing something." Hatkirby: Isn't Mamma Mia an ABBA song? Hatkirby: *twisted smile* Tamasys: o_________________________o Tamasys: :D Tamasys: GOOD GIRL Hatkirby: lolol :P Tamasys: Mamma Mia is a hugely popular musical (and later movie) which is based around ABBA's songs Hatkirby: ORLY Hatkirby: I saw Rent—the movie version, anyway—at Ellie's house during a sleepover Hatkirby: It was okay Tamasys: ogosh I love it so much Tamasys: TANGO: MAUREEN Hatkirby: But when I say dance-pop, I mean I want to be belting out "Я СОШЛА С УМА" along with the performers and the rest of the audience Tamasys: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME Tamasys: OUT TONIGHT Hatkirby: lol as if they'd do a russian musical Hatkirby: OMG A RUSSIAN DANCE-POP MUSICAL I WOULD TOTALLY DIE TO SEE THAT Tamasys: ABBA is Sweedish pop? Hatkirby: I'm talking about hard pop, the kind that gets you arrested if you drive while listening to it Hatkirby: "Excuse me maam, but your blood pop level is over .08%" Tamasys: O_o
Drifty: Have you tried transferring that infatuation? Hatkirby: To something else? Hatkirby: "IM IN LOVE WITH MY PRINTER" Drifty: Why not Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm not a lesbian and I'm not into printers Hatkirby: oh god that has to be quoted Drifty: Quote iiiit Drifty: :P
Drifty: So, what else up? Hatkirby: Stuff Drifty: A conversation is a lot like sex in that two people need to contribute equally Drifty: So lets have sex! /not really Hatkirby: Wow, that was an incredibly disturbing analogy Drifty: ./I'm kind of insane