#463 Up +30/-27 Down September 17 2011 at 12:00:48 am EDT
Starla Insigna: I'm considering staying with iOS 5
Drifty: wooooooooah
Drifty: And give up Scrobbl for a bit!?!?!
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: I'm still scrobbling, but I have to use a separate app instead of Music.app
Starla Insigna: which is annoying but by god nothing will keep me from scrobbling
Drifty: Nothing at all, not even God?
Starla Insigna: God wouldn't try
Starla Insigna: He would be all "STOP USING LAST.FM" and I'd be all "I'M MAKING OUT WITH DUDES AT THE MOMENT" and he would be all "DANG THAT'S GUTSY" and forget what he was talking about to begin with
Starla Insigna: yeahhh
Starla Insigna: wow I'm weird
Starla Insigna: OOH and then Samson would show up
Drifty: Sleep and dream of Cute Guys! (tm)
Drifty: and he'd start eating wonderbead AMMIRITE
Starla Insigna: Cute Guy™
Drifty: I mean wonderbread
Starla Insigna: lolwhat
Drifty: Wonderbead would be hard
Drifty: "Samson, stop eating jewellery!"
Starla Insigna: We would TOTALLY walk to Yogurt & Such for a midday snack and he's get wonder bread flavored frozen yoghurt which sounds insanely disgusting buy in practice tastes rather like bread pudding, an Irish delicacy when you don't ruin it by adding the rasins
Starla Insigna: silly Irish and their obsession with raisins which I didn't inherit for some reason
Starla Insigna: *but
Drifty: lolol
Drifty: You were inherited from the Irish?
Drifty: Where are the potatoes? /stereotyping
Starla Insigna: I'm three fourths Irish baby!
Drifty: I mean descended
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: God I love potatoes
Drifty: I'm...
Drifty: ASIAN
Starla Insigna: Mmmm
Drifty: :O
Starla Insigna: OH MY GOD AMELIA NO WAY
Starla Insigna: GOTTA TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS
Drifty: TELL ME
Starla Insigna: AMELIA… YOU'RE ASIAN!
Drifty: OMG did you hear
Starla Insigna: I heard it on the street
Drifty: Which street
Starla Insigna: for some reason my ear was pressed up against the street which may have involved some kind of bullying episode
Starla Insigna: I messed up that guy's FACE
Starla Insigna: after he messed up my router
Drifty: olololol
Drifty: There was a lot of messing up involved
Starla Insigna: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
Starla Insigna: BY GOD I TYPED ROUTER
Starla Insigna: WTF OSX
Starla Insigna: WHAT. THE. EFF.
Starla Insigna: Yeah, just turning off autocorrect now
Drifty: router is not router?
Starla Insigna: Router is certainly not ovaries
Drifty: oh god lol
Drifty: loling now
Starla Insigna: I mean I saw that happen before I pressed enter but it was way too funny to fix
Drifty: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
#462 Up +21/-20 Down September 16 2011 at 11:44:11 pm EDT
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps
Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes
Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too
Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY
Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable
Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS"
Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend
Drifty: or a boyfriend
Drifty: Nah, a botfriend
Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh
Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot! 
Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down
Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn."
Drifty: Threeway bot!
Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT
Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song
Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY
Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T
Drifty: I mean cleverbot
#461 Up +18/-18 Down September 16 2011 at 11:39:16 pm EDT
Старла Эппрект: Mebbe I can explain simply what reference counting is
Drifty: harpischords are awesome
Drifty: You do that and I'll try to understand
Drifty: Teach me, oh grasshopper
Старла Эппрект: Okay, so, when you make a new object, it's all "Yay! I'm a new object! I exist!", right?
Старла Эппрект: Every object in Objective-C has this counter called a "retain count", and when you make a new object, it's set to 1.
Drifty: So objects refer to themselves
Старла Эппрект: When another object wants to use that object, it sends that object a retain message, which basically says "Dude, I'm going to totally use you, so please don't spontaneously combust when I'm using you"
Drifty: lolol
Старла Эппрект: what that retain message really does is increment that counter, so if it starts at 1, it goes to 2
Drifty: Why?
Старла Эппрект: When an object is done with the other object (a.k.a. "Let's switch whores!"), it sends it a release message, which decrements the counter (so from 2 to 1)
Старла Эппрект: I'm getting to why
Drifty: oh god whores what
Старла Эппрект: When that counter gets down to 0, the object is destroyed in a fiery explosion, but it's like it's finally at rest
Drifty: So the number is like stages of life?
Drifty: 0 is dead, 1 is resting, 2 is being used
Старла Эппрект: Sort of, it's basically like a tether to life
Drifty: why does it go to 0?
Старла Эппрект: Well, yeah, but the number can be higher than 2
Drifty: Does another object kill it?
Старла Эппрект: If a ton of objects are using it, you can have a retain count of like 17 
Старла Эппрект: It goes to 0 when it gets enough release messages, which you're supposed to do after you're done with the object
Старла Эппрект: So you're like "this toy is so last year, I'm getting rid of it"
Drifty: lol
Старла Эппрект: Say there's a bunch of people who all like this book and want to share it, so they all retain it
Старла Эппрект: And as they each one by one get sick of it, they each release it
Старла Эппрект: The book will continue to exist until every one of those people gets sick of the book and releases it, at which point it has no reason to live so it's like baibai
Старла Эппрект: of course, it's a book, so it's not doing that much living anymore anyway
Drifty: but it's a living book!
#460 Up +22/-20 Down August 06 2011 at 02:19:30 am EDT
<hatkirby> In Soviet Russia, the server kicks you
<hatkirby> I mean
<hatkirby> wait
<samson920> same in america
<hatkirby> That didn't come out right
#459 Up +21/-21 Down July 31 2011 at 11:07:26 am EDT
*while walking in the city*
*Pyro walks past a group of guys*
Guy: *wolf whistles*
Guy: *to other guys* "oh red shoes"
Pyro: *thinks to self* "You IDIOT! ... They're clearly peach!"
#458 Up +19/-17 Down July 31 2011 at 11:04:23 am EDT
*while walking to badminton*
Pyro: *sees volkswagen* "Punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Timbo94*
Pyro: "punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Joscelyn*
Timbo94: "punch buggy not-conforming-to-childhood-rules" *punches Pyro*
Pyro: ...
Pyro: "He didn't say no returns!" *punches Timbo94 and runs off*
#457 Up +26/-23 Down July 05 2011 at 01:51:01 am EDT
Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":

<hatkirby> You can go first if you want
<DriftyBeyond> Okay!
<hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart?
<hatkirby> I'll just make another one
<DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward
<hatkirby> Press the button on the wall
<DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING
<hatkirby> lolololol
<hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving
<hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you
<DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here
<hatkirby> That explains a lot
<DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up?
<hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest
<hatkirby> I'm nearly there!
<hatkirby> what
<DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts
<hatkirby> I warned you, bro
<hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff!
<DriftyBeyond> It's icy!
<hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh
<DriftyBeyond> where;s everything
<hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here
<hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part
<DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost
<hatkirby> I'll find you!
<DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here
<hatkirby> There are!
<hatkirby> We should go mining at some point
<hatkirby> ah getting dark
<DriftyBeyond> tomorrow?
<hatkirby> surewhynot
<DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost
<hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing!
<hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place?
<DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren!
<DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake
<hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name!
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed?
<hatkirby> We may both be
<hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope!
<DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine!
<hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you
<hatkirby> which direction did you go int?
<DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake!
<DriftyBeyond> a really big one
<hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED
<DriftyBeyond> uh oh
<hatkirby> I'm coming back!
<DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake
<DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> :P
<hatkirby> RIGHT
<DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating
<hatkirby> I"m on the train
<DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught
<hatkirby> Uh, I dunno
<hatkirby> I'll check
<DriftyBeyond> Don't worry
<hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it
<hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return
<hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances!
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> Okay, I'm here!
<hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING
<hatkirby> YES SUNRISE
<DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting
<hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES
<DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial
<hatkirby> So, Imma find you
<DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake
<hatkirby> Yep
<hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake
<hatkirby> I see you!
<hatkirby> :D
<DriftyBeyond> :D
<hatkirby> hi what's up
<hatkirby> :P
<DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece!
<hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me
<hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P
<DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back
<DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff?
<hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P
<DriftyBeyond> Yay!
<DriftyBeyond> Yup :P

And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
#456 Up +26/-26 Down June 14 2011 at 05:28:10 pm EDT
Hatkirby: Why does your wifi suck so much anyway?
Tamasys: It's a bug in this version of HTC's Android distro
Tamasys: :c
Tamasys: It drops out at a much higher signal level than it should
Hatkirby: so, it's the android phone's fault? :P
Tamasys: More HTC :P
Tamasys: Not my baby
Tamasys: :P
Hatkirby: GET ANOTHER PHONE
Hatkirby: oops caps lol
Tamasys: It's just this software version :P
Hatkirby: Upgrade, then!
Tamasys: Why would I want a new phone? My baby is erect
Tamasys: O_O
Tamasys: *PERFECT
Hatkirby: O_O
Hatkirby: ***O_O***
Tamasys: AHHHHHHH
Tamasys: *PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
Hatkirby: QUOTING THIS FOREVER
* Tamasys runs screaming into the lollipop desert
#455 Up +22/-19 Down May 31 2011 at 11:55:35 pm EDT
Hatkirby: what the... I don't have a word
Hatkirby: http://nyan.cat/
Drifty: :P
Drifty: Waitwhat
Drifty: I just licked that
Hatkirby: *clicked, I hope
#454 Up +32/-29 Down May 30 2011 at 01:55:59 pm EDT
* Hatkirby gives Fourie a soul
Fourie: But I've already got a soul!