hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What?? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo: hatkirby: Oh no hatkirby: A new mobile Labour? hatkirby: Playboy? ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS hatkirby: LAYOUT? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot pallasvoid: Image pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck pallasvoid: yeah pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns hatkirby: It has Never happened hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012 hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake Hatkirby: Bees azhdrake: I'm sick! azhdrake: I'm not hungry! Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty.... ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T… gasmasque: 👑 Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay azhdrake: just like a drag king Hatkirby: Jerk yeah Hatkirby: Hell * azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds Hatkirby: Nooooo
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif [1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf [1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes [1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead" [1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"
Lan: Hi Erin! Lan: What brings you to this part of town? Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T tedgarb: sorry tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips Lan: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: me and Erin Lan: why did eridanbot say anything? tedgarb: iunno murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked tedgarb: we are who we are murgatroid99: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: oh god tedgarb: this bot
Spooks: ill go to the white house and Spooks: write it on obama's butt Scribe: oh my god Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing Spooks: except me and our memories Sass: its the hightest ass Fef: michelle prpbbably can Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote Fef: hot Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off Sass: omg Scribe: omg Fef: you mean turned even more on Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner Fef: I KNOW RIGHT Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT Scribe: DAMN Fef: I DONT WANT THAT * Scribe cries with fef * Fef cries out of her breasts Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it * Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot * Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT. * Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM) Fef: wat
