Pyro: where did you go? Pyro: I missed you! Hatkirby: I went to get a snack Hatkirby: I had some soup Pyro: hmm Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty Hatkirby: but... soup! Pyro: i've eaten soap Hatkirby: SOUP Pyro: not nice Hatkirby: S-O-U-P Hatkirby: not soap Pyro: oh Pyro: soup Pyro: ok Pyro: i was confused Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."
Hatkirby: Gah, I'm cold, hungry, tired, sad and melodramatic Hatkirby: "wow, these hamburgers were overcooked. let's not do anything about it." Hatkirby: "i think someone rang the doorbell earlier. it's nice to know that it works." Hatkirby: "i can't for the life of me remember how all of this oxygen got here." Pyro: every time i talk to you you get more insane
Drifty: How does snakes relate to homestuwk? Drifty: EVERYTHING'S A SNAKE? Hatkirby: SNAKES ON A METEOR—Coming soon to VHS and DVD! Drifty: I;m just imagining Snakes on a Plane/House of Leaves now Hatkirby: :P :P Drifty: the plane is an eldritch abomination as are the snakes Drifty: THEY'RE ALL TENTACLES Drifty: TENTACLE RAPE Drifty: wait no Hatkirby: lolwhat Hatkirby: The plane is alive! Hatkirby: The plane is Cartesian! Hatkirby: THE SNAKES! THEY'RE.... SINE CURVES!!! Drifty: AHHHHH Drifty: THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED USING PARABOLIC FUNCTIONS Hatkirby: NOT THE PARABOLICS!!!! Hatkirby: TECHNICALLY, SINE CURVES AREN'T ACTUALLY FUNCTIONS! AAAH! Hatkirby: LenkaTeacher: You have to restrict the domain! Drifty: :P Hatkirby: lol, Snakes On A Cartesian Plane... coming this November Drifty: :P Drifty: OH NO THEY'RE LINEAR NOW Drifty: THEY JUST KEEP GOING Hatkirby: As long as they keep moving in that direction, we're oka—OH NO, THEY'VE BECOME PARABOLIC Drifty: I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE MOTHERLOVING SNAKES ON MY MOTHERLOVING GRAPHS Hatkirby: lolololol * Drifty SHOOTS A MOTHERLOVING INEQUALITY Drifty: I DIVDED BY ZERO OOPS Hatkirby: THAT INCREASED THE VELOCITY OF THE SNAKES WRIGGLING! Hatkirby: NOW THE GRAPH IS IN RADIANS Drifty: and then Samuel Jackson wass a zombie
Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs! Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR! Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen Hatkirby: lololololol
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend] Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair? Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists Starla: Those guys suck
Drifty: So if [this person's] head was a house, what would it be? Pyro: It would be a huge mansion, and a duck. Drifty: A duck? Pyro: Lots of rooms with a pretty flowing fountain with water... and this small duck, a very small duckling who will die soon because it doesn't have any food. Drifty: Your brain? Pyro: Me living in a one metre square. Drifty: My brain? Pyro: You in a one centimetre square.
Hatkirby: I'm afraid Drifty will laugh at me if Friday starts appearing on my last.fm tamasys: lol Hatkirby: Hey—the version I bought doesn't have the rapper in it! Hatkirby: That actually made the song better! tamasys: did you just say... bought? Hatkirby: DON'T JUDGE ME Hatkirby: *lols* tamasys: lol
Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM tamasys: haha tamasys: I see tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART" Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART." tamasys: xD Hatkirby: tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS tamasys: *off Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated Hatkirby: Like seriously, what tamasys: yeah o_O
Drifty: What does that ammeter say? Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places! Drifty: What? Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently! Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you. Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff] Drifty: ...
If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!